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are dwarf men generally weaker or stronger physically than non dwarf women

gentleguygentleguy Posts: 16,358
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This is more a scientific question i suppose. for example we all know dwarf men on average will be weaker than non dwrf men, and the same for dwarf women and non dwarf men but what about a dwarf man vs a non dwarf woman, who is more likely to be physically stronger in general?
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    gentleguygentleguy Posts: 16,358
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    remember its only generally so please i dont want stories of the dwrf who knocked out 6 big guys lol
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    AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    I reckon I could easily take on three midgets. So that means a midget is about 3 times weaker than me.
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    gentleguygentleguy Posts: 16,358
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    I reckon I could easily take on three midgets.

    your female right?
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    EmpiricalEmpirical Posts: 10,189
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    gentleguy wrote: »
    for example we all know dwarf men on average will be weaker than non dwrf men,

    I didn't know that. Because until this day I never actually gave it a thought.
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    AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    gentleguy wrote: »
    your female right?

    My female? :confused:
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    cheesy_pastycheesy_pasty Posts: 4,302
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    I once had a dream I got into a fight with a dwarf.

    I woke up and didn't know how to react to that one.
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    kim1994kim1994 Posts: 7,332
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    I got in a lift with a dwarf the other day and he started talking to me about the weather, I just ignored him as I hate small talk

    but in answer to your question I would say they are stronger or maybe dependent of they type of condition they have
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    gentleguygentleguy Posts: 16,358
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    My female? :confused:

    i mean are you a female?
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    cheesy_pastycheesy_pasty Posts: 4,302
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    kim1994 wrote: »
    I got in a lift with a dwarf the other day and he started talking to me about the weather, I just ignored him as I hate small talk

    but in answer to your question I would say they are stronger or maybe dependent of they type of condition they have

    I'm a bad person. I'd have been tempted to look around and say "who said that?"
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    Jamsey123Jamsey123 Posts: 1,217
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    Could a dwarf beat a labradour in a fight?
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    EmpiricalEmpirical Posts: 10,189
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    gentleguy wrote: »
    i mean are you a female?

    Yes! We demand to know are you a women of the opposite sex?!
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    AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    gentleguy wrote: »
    i mean are you a female?

    No I'm a bloke. I was just saying I reckon that if through some bizarre chain of events I found myself in such a dilemma, and TSHTF, that I could easily take 3 midgets.
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    BagpipesBagpipes Posts: 5,443
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    Sounds like the sort of question one would usually pose after ingesting large amounts of psychotropic substances.
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    Jamsey123Jamsey123 Posts: 1,217
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    No I'm a bloke. I was just saying that I reckon if TSHTF, and through some bizarre chain of events I found myself in such a dilemma, that I could easily take 3 midgets.

    I reakon I could beat 7 but only if I wore a cup, I mean, what damage can they acctually do, the worst would be biting.

    Why dont you think you could beat more than three?
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    EmpiricalEmpirical Posts: 10,189
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    I could easily take 3 midgets.

    Yes but what about fighting them?
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    gentleguygentleguy Posts: 16,358
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    Empirical wrote: »
    Yes! We demand to know are you a women of the opposite sex?!

    im a guy :)
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    No I'm a bloke. I was just saying that I reckon if through some bizarre chain of events I found myself in such a dilemma, and TSHTF, that I could easily take 3 midgets.

    Take them where ? Not on a tandem, you couldn't. Not comfortably, at least :o
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    Jamsey123Jamsey123 Posts: 1,217
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    Empirical wrote: »
    Yes but what about fighting them?

    I editied my post to avoid this exact retort. :rolleyes:

    I still approve of it though :D
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    AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    Jamsey123 wrote: »
    I reakon I could take 7 but only if I wore a cup, I mean, what damage can they acctually do, the worst would be biting.

    Why dont you think you could take more than three?

    I was thinking that four could easily coordinate an attack wherein each midget grabbed a limb. With three, at least I'd have a 'spare' limb available to beat them away.
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    Jamsey123Jamsey123 Posts: 1,217
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    I was thinking that four could easily coordinate an attack wherein each midget grabbed a limb. With three, at least I'd have a 'spare' limb available to beat them away.

    I dunno, if they locked onto your arms you could lift them up and use them as a weapon against the others....
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    Jamsey123 wrote: »
    I dunno, if they locked onto your arms you could lift them up and use them as a weapon against the others....

    But then they might tickle him , and that would be that.
    A sort of drop tickle.
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    trinity2002trinity2002 Posts: 16,059
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    chebby wrote: »
    But then they might tickle him , and that would be that.
    A sort of drop tickle.

    Yep, I would have to admit that a tickling assault would floor me regardless of size of 'attacker'.
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    AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    chebby wrote: »
    But then they might tickle him , and that would be that.
    A sort of drop tickle.

    That would cripple me. I may be a pretty big guy, but tickling will bring me down quicker than 2x4 to the bonce.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    Azagoth wrote: »
    That would cripple me. I may be a pretty big guy, but tickling will bring me down quicker than 2x4 to the bonce.

    :D:D:D:D:D

    You guys are all the same .

    But one is assuming that these marauding dwarves are men .
    What if they were females.
    A different approach would have to be taken.
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    chebbychebby Posts: 7,841
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    trinity2002 wrote: »
    Yep, I would have to admit that a tickling assault would floor me regardless of size of 'attacker'.


    I know , thats why I said it.:D
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