Carol Vorderman Makeover

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  • ewoodieewoodie Posts: 26,539
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    Carol Vorderman was always admired for her brains and beauty. Although both seem to have gone by the wayside these days as she seems determined to transform herself into piece of mutton by styling herself into a daft old tart. All the botox and other medical interventions she's had don't improve her.

    She has become dreadfully egotistical and always seems to be looking for compliments about how lovely she is. Poor Carol. She's probably had some deep psychological reaction to getting booted off Countdown and being replaced by the much younger and very attractive Rachel Riley!
  • Mrs ChecksMrs Checks Posts: 8,363
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    The thing is, she strikes me as the type of person that the more negative reactions she gets re: her looks and attempt to defy the ageing process, the more she'll attempt to get people 'on side' as it were and keep reaching for the bleach, botox and bodycon dresses.
  • mourinhosmissusmourinhosmissus Posts: 5,591
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    Her hair needs a good conditioning treatment, followed by a decent cut and a tone down of the colour. It's a mess.

    Eddie Izzard does not have the legs for a skirt!
  • GracieLGracieL Posts: 4,307
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    Oh jeez I barely recognised her! Far too much filler and botox, not to mention the seriously bad hair.
  • Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 8,891
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    Dear oh dear. As a friend of mine would say "that hair needs a match set to it and starting again". It barely resembles hair to be honest. And what's with the waxy face and those cheeks in particular? They're like that creature out of the Saw films. A self-obsessed waste of space who will seemingly stop at nothing in her attempt to turn back the clock.
  • Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 8,891
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    Mrs Checks wrote: »
    The thing is, she strikes me as the type of person that the more negative reactions she gets re: her looks and attempt to defy the ageing process, the more she'll attempt to get people 'on side' as it were and keep reaching for the bleach, botox and bodycon dresses.

    She need never have gone down this road in the first place. Only herself to blame.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    j4Rose wrote: »
    You went to Cambridge or Oxford did you? Impressive.

    Why do you want to talk about me? :confused:
  • LizzyrozLizzyroz Posts: 844
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    Much as I loathe Vorders, she's done better than most of us could do even with a third class Cambridge degree.
  • viva.espanaviva.espana Posts: 8,500
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    Her hair needs a good conditioning treatment, followed by a decent cut and a tone down of the colour. It's a mess.

    Eddie Izzard does not have the legs for a skirt!

    I love that he very probably couldn't give a shiny shit what anyone thinks about his legs and is just wearing what he wants to wear, as the mood hits him. His legs are such a tiny irrelevant part of who he is and I think most people who see/know who he is will just enjoy him enjoying him expressing himself.

    The shallowness on here is so fu*cking depressing.
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    My big issue with her is not that she does this shit to herself - if it makes her feel good to look like a 20 year old porn star, it's her money, it's that she lies about it. She implies that it's down to detox, or vitamins or any of the other tat she shills to pay to keep her looking like a 20 year old porn star...who has seen much, much better days.
  • evie71evie71 Posts: 1,372
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    She's a state and showing herself up. Desperate silly woman. I think it all stems from her being such a dowdy, plain woman in her younger days, she's just still making up for all the lost time, by dieting, surgery and beauty treatments but failing big time. As another poster said, the only thing that grates is that the silly old bint claims it's all healthy eating, detox and vitamin pills.:D
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,524
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    I love that he very probably couldn't give a shiny shit what anyone thinks about his legs and is just wearing what he wants to wear, as the mood hits him. His legs are such a tiny irrelevant part of who he is and I think most people who see/know who he is will just enjoy him enjoying him expressing himself.

    The shallowness on here is so fu*cking depressing.

    The same could surely be said about the remarks towards Vorderman as well.

    She's just wearing what she wants to wear, and expressing herself as her mood takes her.

    Or is it different?
  • aggsaggs Posts: 29,458
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    The same could surely be said about the remarks towards Vorderman as well.

    She's just wearing what she wants to wear, and expressing herself as her mood takes her.

    Or is it different?

    If there is a difference, for me it's that Eddie doesn't give a stuff what people think whereas CV patently does. Talking on the tele about how everyone who criticises is just jealous isn't the best way to show how secure you are in your look. If she is as happy as all that, then just wear it and leave it at that.
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    The same could surely be said about the remarks towards Vorderman as well.

    She's just wearing what she wants to wear, and expressing herself as her mood takes her.

    Or is it different?

    I see the difference in the way they go about it - he is as honest and open as a window with no glass, and she lies and pretend that her look is all natural when it obviously is not - she makes money buy shilling to people she knows she is lying too.

    Whereas Eddie just wears a skirt and doesn't care if you like it, or his legs. If he starts selling krill oil or detox recipes or any other gumpf, I'll change my mind.
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,524
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    aggs wrote: »
    If there is a difference, for me it's that Eddie doesn't give a stuff what people think whereas CV patently does. Talking on the tele about how everyone who criticises is just jealous isn't the best way to show how secure you are in your look. If she is as happy as all that, then just wear it and leave it at that.
    I see the difference in the way they go about it - he is as honest and open as a window with no glass, and she lies and pretend that her look is all natural when it obviously is not - she makes money buy shilling to people she knows she is lying too.

    Whereas Eddie just wears a skirt and doesn't care if you like it, or his legs. If he starts selling krill oil or detox recipes or any other gumpf, I'll change my mind.

    Thanks both for answering. Good points. :)
  • toofasttoofast Posts: 2,240
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    Pimp my ride
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Lizzyroz wrote: »
    Much as I loathe Vorders, she's done better than most of us could do even with a third class Cambridge degree.

    Count me out of that one.

    I have done very well. In fact I think I've done a whole lot better than CV. :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,488
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    toofast wrote: »
    Pimp my ride

    That made me laugh and have a little bit of sick in my mouth at the same time.:D
  • LizzyrozLizzyroz Posts: 844
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    Count me out of that one.

    I have done very well. In fact I think I've done a whole lot better than CV. :D


    Have you really? :D

    Why did you have a go at another poster for bringing you into things, then do exactly that yourself?

    The thread's about Carol Vorderman, not Diamond Doll.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Lizzyroz wrote: »
    Have you really? :D

    Why did you have a go at another poster for bringing you into things, then do exactly that yourself?

    The thread's about Carol Vorderman, not Diamond Doll.

    Lol xx:D:D
  • Dancing GirlDancing Girl Posts: 8,209
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    Carol looked great until a few months ago when she suddenly turned up blonde and she looks dreadful sorry, huge mistake in my opinion. It makes her look cheap and not everyone can be a blonde. Has she gone barking mad wanting to fly around the world solo in a plane? Good grief, is she desperately bored or something!!
  • gregrichardsgregrichards Posts: 4,913
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    The hair colour washes her out. If you want to look sexy over 50 just copy Elizabeth Hurley.
  • LewnaticcLewnaticc Posts: 3,933
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    Anyone can suit light blonde...it just has to be the right shade. Sadly for Carol, hers is not. She went too light to quick. You should always lighten gradually or it will never look "right."
  • nathanbrazilnathanbrazil Posts: 8,863
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Her breasts seem exceptionally large these days.

    That'd be the in-built flotation, in case she topples off those shoes into a nearby river. ;-)
  • nathanbrazilnathanbrazil Posts: 8,863
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    The hair colour washes her out. If you want to look sexy over 50 just copy Elizabeth Hurley.

    Or Helen Mirren.
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