David Beckham has revealed his sense of humour on a US chat show by taking part in a cheeky spoof.
"The LA Galaxy footballer was quizzed by host Ellen DeGeneres on his home life with wife Victoria Beckham and their three sons.
He insisted he is "very tidy and clean" about the house, claiming the former Spice Girl is in fact the messy one.
Sat in the audience with their children Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, fashion designer Victoria threw up her hands in mock horror and chided: "You're not actually that tidy, are you David?"
The former Manchester United player then joked: "We're going to have our first argument in 11 years."
That's ridiculous, Victoria has stated she has zero interest in judging singing,she's focused on her fashion line. I like her and if she was desperate for attention they are far better ways to go about getting it then birds and the bees talk
I think the paparazzi interest is a good indication of star
quality and for the paps... Victoria is still Numero Uno... cant think of anyone who tops her.
She really did take over from Diana and has reigned now for a long long time.
Add to that she handles it well... shes cool, poised and impeccably dressed.... she puts on a show for the paps and I think they appreciate it.
Shes hardly put a foot wrong in all these years... I have no criticism of the babe....
(except for the breast reduction..... bad move Vikki ! )
I think the paparazzi interest is a good indication of star
quality and for the paps... Victoria is still Numero Uno... cant think of anyone who tops her.
She really did take over from Diana and has reigned now for a long long time.
Add to that she handles it well... shes cool, poised and impeccably dressed.... she puts on a show for the paps and I think they appreciate it.
Shes hardly put a foot wrong in all these years... I have no criticism of the babe....
(except for the breast reduction..... bad move Vikki ! )
I nearly pissed myself laughing at that post, I would have a great reply but it's my bedtime....:D:D:D:D:D
I think the paparazzi interest is a good indication of star
quality and for the paps... Victoria is still Numero Uno... cant think of anyone who tops her.
She really did take over from Diana and has reigned now for a long long time.
Add to that she handles it well... shes cool, poised and impeccably dressed.... she puts on a show for the paps and I think they appreciate it.
Shes hardly put a foot wrong in all these years... I have no criticism of the babe....
(except for the breast reduction..... bad move Vikki ! )
I saw her Ladyship with her leg stuck out the other day, posing with the Prime Minister's wife. She had to upstage her as well, dire woman. Every time I start thinking she may be OK, she goes and shows just how shallow and vapid she is once again. In fact, I don't know who's irritated me the most lately, her or Kerry Flipping Katona. :rolleyes:
I saw her Ladyship with her leg stuck out the other day, posing with the Prime Minister's wife. She had to upstage her as well, dire woman. Every time I start thinking she may be OK, she goes and shows just how shallow and vapid she is once again. In fact, I don't know who's irritated me the most lately, her or Kerry Flipping Katona. :rolleyes:
and kerry is soon to be starring in "dancing on ice"
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In that case I'll rephrase it.
Are the pair of them so desperate for column inches in that he told the world that she's had the 'birds and bees' talk?
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/845458-david-and-victoria-beckham-in-amazing-tv-row#ixzz13fBdVEOv
oh and PS she is wry smiling and has a child on her knee, with hugs...............
"The LA Galaxy footballer was quizzed by host Ellen DeGeneres on his home life with wife Victoria Beckham and their three sons.
He insisted he is "very tidy and clean" about the house, claiming the former Spice Girl is in fact the messy one.
Sat in the audience with their children Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, fashion designer Victoria threw up her hands in mock horror and chided: "You're not actually that tidy, are you David?"
The former Manchester United player then joked: "We're going to have our first argument in 11 years."
Nah, it's just Victoria who is the desparate one.:D
VICTORIA TO REPLACE DANNI ON X-FACTOR ?
A few clues for you.
'Joked' 'Joking' 'A source'
:rolleyes:
There's been talk of Dannii leaving Xfactor ever since she got on there, poor woman! Pish wouldn't take over from her anyway, she lives in LA now.
And I don't think she would ever return to the UK even for the X factor....
There is a god.:D
quality and for the paps... Victoria is still Numero Uno... cant think of anyone who tops her.
She really did take over from Diana and has reigned now for a long long time.
Add to that she handles it well... shes cool, poised and impeccably dressed.... she puts on a show for the paps and I think they appreciate it.
Shes hardly put a foot wrong in all these years... I have no criticism of the babe....
(except for the breast reduction..... bad move Vikki ! )
I nearly pissed myself laughing at that post, I would have a great reply but it's my bedtime....:D:D:D:D:D
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jq6xv-L0RV4Xkk5-LA1dv_ov-3Cg?docId=N0076251289824131307A
That makes two of us!
I would hardly call her a 'babe':eek:
Stickoria = babe, in what dimension I wonder!
http://celebheaven.freepowerboards.com/viewtopic.php?f=111&t=7&p=1168#p1168
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love them
and kerry is soon to be starring in "dancing on ice"