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twassington wrote: » *sits in sexy manner on chaise longue* .........................:eek::eek: I appear to have "swallowed" something!!! :D
twassington wrote: » aaaaaaa........................AAAAAAAA.......................ATISHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!! *looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
twassington wrote: » An Olympic torch!!! :eek: Now that's not sexy in the slightest :mad:
twassington wrote: » Oh yawn....it'll be in Barnet next week. Ho hum
MartinRosen wrote: » Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
twassington wrote: » *cuts Granny's thong off wearing rubber gloves and diving helmet* THere you are dear....better??
MartinRosen wrote: » Does that mean Granny is going commando? :eek: :eek:
twassington wrote: » I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
MartinRosen wrote: » I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
twassington wrote: » Wahay! The thread is MINE!!! Many thanks to Granny's saggy buttocks :D
twassington wrote: » There are no protective screens large enough to filter out a butt that huge :eek:
MartinRosen wrote: » Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
Granny Weatherwax wrote: » :yawn::yawn: I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
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Just don't sneeze! :eek::D
FTOINGGGGGG!!!!!!
*looks at tweezers embedded in Granny's forehead* Ohhhhh dear
OMG!
*goes crossed-eyed and falls over. . . .in an incredibly sexy way*
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Down in Portsmouth as the wife wants to see somebody run by with a flaming torch :yawn:
Maybe it will set the Arts Depot building alight ....it can only improve it !
The most unsexy building in Norf Lahndon!!!
Cor I tell ya, the leather thong don't half irritate!
I may just have to go without! :eek:
THere you are dear....better??
Does that mean Granny is going commando? :eek: :eek:
I'm afraid so.....*tucks Granny's butt cheeks into her welly boots*
I am a red-blooded male .. .get me out of here!
Wahay! The thread is MINE!!!
I changed my mind, and stayed behind a protective screen that filtered out Granny's buttocks!
Mine was made to measure !!!!!!!
Delivered by a crane, presumably? And not the bird variety!!
I should write a book on how to look sexy at 05:00 hours.
May be you should, but how to be sexy could be written on the back of a **** packet.
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When you have written it, read it and put it into practise !!