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Get Den WattsGet Den Watts Posts: 6,039
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"Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something".
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    rfonzorfonzo Posts: 11,772
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    "Thank God for hard currency!"
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    After Q warned Bond to take care of his new gadgets -

    Bond: "Q, have I ever let you down?"
    Q: "Frequently."
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    Johnny ClayJohnny Clay Posts: 5,328
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    Octopussy: Bond shares backgammon winnings with Indian accomplice -

    "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
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    logansdadlogansdad Posts: 1,068
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    "I'm Plenty...Plenty O'Tool"

    "Named after your Father I shee"
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    The AmbassadorThe Ambassador Posts: 5,631
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    "This never happened to the other fellow"
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    Biffo the BearBiffo the Bear Posts: 25,859
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    "The name's James; James Bond."
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    "I think he got the point."
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    andy1231andy1231 Posts: 5,100
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    "And I thought Christmas came only once a year"
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    Ancient IDTVAncient IDTV Posts: 10,174
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    What happened?!

    Salt corrosion.
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    Steve_CardanasSteve_Cardanas Posts: 4,188
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    martini Shaken, not stirred
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Cigar Girl: Would you like to check my figures?
    Bond: Im sure theyre very well rounded

    :D
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    mgvsmithmgvsmith Posts: 16,458
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    James Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
    Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!
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    EVILSPEAKEVILSPEAK Posts: 980
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    "Butter hook!" (Bond's best quip and it still cracks me up after all these years).
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    "Shocking. Positively shocking."
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    Simon1984Simon1984 Posts: 5,792
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    Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
    Goldfinger: No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.
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    Heston VestonHeston Veston Posts: 6,495
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    "Look after Mr Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
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    AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    At the end of 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service':
    "It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."
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    Virgil TracyVirgil Tracy Posts: 26,806
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    mgvsmith wrote: »
    James Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
    Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!

    this ^ , my favourite too . :)
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    kendogukkendoguk Posts: 13,804
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    Hello
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    JEFF62JEFF62 Posts: 5,103
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    This never happened to the other fella!
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    I've never killed a midget before. There's always a first time for everything.
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    Get Den WattsGet Den Watts Posts: 6,039
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    Thunderball isn't my favourite Bond film but it has some magic dialogue:

    Home Secretary: He obviously has a highly-developed sense, of shall we say drama?
    M: If 007 thought he was on to something -
    Home Secretary: It's a pity he didn't make sure before he started to shout the odds.
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    I like the dialogue in The Spy Who Loved Me when Bond and Amasova are in the van in Egypt, and are trying to escape from Jaws. Moore plays Bond at his chauvinistic best.

    "Would you like me to drive?"
    "Let's try reverse, that's backwards"
    <grinds gears> "Can you play any other tune?"
    "Women drivers!"

    :D:D
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,396
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    From Thunderball:

    "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead!"

    The way Connery delivers the line cracks me up every time.
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    MandarkMandark Posts: 47,964
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    From Moonraker:

    [Bond runs his hands up the Hostess' leg]
    Hostess Private Jet: Any higher, Mr Bond, my ears will pop.
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