^haha Can you make a chocolate biscuit clock tower in 4 hours though?
There's a lot I can do Mark;-).
I'm not so good at the creative side being honest. I do lemon drizzle slices, Victoria sponges, brownies, bloodies, chocolate dream cake, cupcakes, muffins, scones, and all your generic basics.
All my decoration is done by my 4 year old niece....
So umm, I was out last night, and was in Tramps as usual, and the DJ decided he wanted me to play a series of games involving a penis. My friends nominated me too, so I was forced into it.
There is now video of me with a dildo on a fishing line, getting them wet.
Got a free shot and a malibu and coke out of it.
He kept calling me JLS as well, because he thought I looked like Aston...
Fun night though, ended up doing the Saturday night dance, the macarena, the cha cha slide, YMCA and line dancing to cotton eyed joe.
Some moron on a gay stag do decided to try and force a dildo into my mouth too..
Not impressed..
DJ also played some Little Mix and Taylor Swift for me, which obviously made my life:D., I'm such a disgrace. I suppose one saving grace is I stayed far away from the karaoke!
Weirdly, I was in a place called Jumping Jacks earlier on, and it was all 14/15 year old boys. I have no idea what was going on, but I had to leave!
Got a flight back to the U.K on Tuesday, having to head back for a month. On a positive note I managed to get my residency!
And congratulations are in order to Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black on their engagement.
I went to school with Tom Daley
I've also witnessed him kissing someone I used to work with in a nightclub (Quite a while ago I should add, before it's implied he cheated or anything).
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Well, there are quite a few single pringles in here;-).
Hey lions.... Long time, no see.
Well if there are any ladies about who would like to date a M2F Trans person, who still mostly looks like a guy, then come right this way
Hey Princess. How's it going?
Hmm...
Well, you and fairy could always get together ;-):D.
Or fellas who want to date a woman who looks A LOT like a guy....;)
I don't follow
Jase talk to me, I'm a bit lost atm!
I think Christmas Cake was implying that me and Fairy Princess should date, but then realized our sexuality's do not match hence the "maybe not then".
Sorry, ended up on a night out!
Yeah, that's exactly it.
ZDF are looking for transgender individuals for a show they want to put together.
I know!
And congratulations are in order to Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black on their engagement.
Oh I had him pegged from day one.
He's definitely a cutie too.
And can bake. What's not to love?
I can bake too, sounds like we're the perfect match:p:D.
...
How hot are Gleb, Gio and Aljaž tonight?
There's a lot I can do Mark;-).
I'm not so good at the creative side being honest. I do lemon drizzle slices, Victoria sponges, brownies, bloodies, chocolate dream cake, cupcakes, muffins, scones, and all your generic basics.
All my decoration is done by my 4 year old niece...
I'd love Aljaz to glaze my unsweetened donut. 2 birds with 1 stone ladies and germs.
Bye
I was under the belief that your donut was still in the oven...:p:D.
Honey it ain't even in the oven yet ;-):D
I have no idea where you're going with this, so I'll use a Scott Mills-ism and say okay good:D.
There is now video of me with a dildo on a fishing line, getting them wet.
Got a free shot and a malibu and coke out of it.
He kept calling me JLS as well, because he thought I looked like Aston
Fun night though, ended up doing the Saturday night dance, the macarena, the cha cha slide, YMCA and line dancing to cotton eyed joe.
Some moron on a gay stag do decided to try and force a dildo into my mouth too..
Not impressed..
DJ also played some Little Mix and Taylor Swift for me, which obviously made my life:D., I'm such a disgrace. I suppose one saving grace is I stayed far away from the karaoke!
Weirdly, I was in a place called Jumping Jacks earlier on, and it was all 14/15 year old boys. I have no idea what was going on, but I had to leave!
Got a flight back to the U.K on Tuesday, having to head back for a month. On a positive note I managed to get my residency!
I went to school with Tom Daley
I've also witnessed him kissing someone I used to work with in a nightclub (Quite a while ago I should add, before it's implied he cheated or anything).