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So we have seen Max Branning have sex with lots of ladies but what if

KenkennedykenneKenkennedykenne Posts: 3,278
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What if, just what if, the producers and writers of Easties have had him with so many people in the past few years to set up for a big shock when he gets attacked and "caressed" shall we say, by some male figure, either someone not in Eastenders (i.e. a guest), or a regular (such as Johnny).

Then, we could get a powerfully emotional fallout as Max contemplates what has happened, and gains a fear of all things sexual, and thus swears to go off sex, and steals away to a covent.
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Derek, the Walford rapist.. I'm ashamed to say I was one of those EE fans who thought this. They should axe Max, is just become so predictable and dull to watch.
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Max in a convent you say. Is that not the same as a kid in a sweet shop?
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    bean_of_sbbean_of_sb Posts: 7,841
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    Cue Derek's triumphant return to Walford.

    The world's only gay male rapist to have never actually raped a man.
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    ShappyShappy Posts: 14,531
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    Johnny raping or "caressing" anyone is totally unrealistic.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,836
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    Max in a convent you say. Is that not the same as a kid in a sweet shop?

    ROFLOL - :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 597
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Max in a convent you say. Is that not the same as a kid in a sweet shop?

    Hahaha! :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 138
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    Is there some kind of psychological reasoning for DS' obsession with male rape?
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    PANNAL1PANNAL1 Posts: 8,905
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    I would like Mick to be bisexual and seduce Max.
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    _elly001_elly001 Posts: 11,937
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    Shappy wrote: »
    Johnny raping or "caressing" anyone is totally unrealistic.

    Seriously.
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    KenkennedykenneKenkennedykenne Posts: 3,278
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    Shappy wrote: »
    Johnny raping or "caressing" anyone is totally unrealistic.

    Beware the quiet ones
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    MissWalfordMissWalford Posts: 728
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    What if his little Max dropped off. No ladies to please then. :o:o
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Well I have always said Max and Phil would make a cute couple. I can see them gently caressing each other's bald heads and having wild sex :D.
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    CharnhamCharnham Posts: 61,395
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    CyberInvasion wrote: »
    Is there some kind of psychological reasoning for DS' obsession with male rape?
    im starting to wonder
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,871
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Well I have always said Max and Phil would make a cute couple. I can see them gently caressing each other's bald heads and having wild sex :D.


    There's definitely sexual chemistry between them lol
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    princesstinprincesstin Posts: 2,394
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Well I have always said Max and Phil would make a cute couple. I can see them gently caressing each other's bald heads and having wild sex :D.

    But would Max keep the boots on?
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    ScrabblerScrabbler Posts: 51,317
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    My head hurts after reading this thread. So wrong on so many levels.
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    BertypopBertypop Posts: 4,232
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    Charnham wrote: »
    im starting to wonder

    It crops up with alarming regularity.
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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    Max has nearly run out of women to seduce with his menacing charm so he'll have to move on to the men soon enough!
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Well I have always said Max and Phil would make a cute couple. I can see them gently caressing each other's bald heads and having wild sex :D.

    Ive sketched out the trailer:

    :p
    :o
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Ive sketched out the trailer:

    :p
    :o

    Christina Aguilaria 'Dirty' for the music, tagline Philthy secrets always come out...
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Max being raped isnt realistic as hes more likely to do the raping from how hes sleeps with so many women
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Christina Aguilaria 'Dirty' for the music, tagline Philthy secrets always come out...

    Filmed in the boxing club.

    Then Ronnie walks in, vomits, and brains them both with a bottle of vodka.
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Filmed in the boxing club.

    Then Ronnie walks in, vomits, and brains them both with a bottle of vodka.

    Lets not forget the big promo, billboards plastered with Phil and Max in bed, snogging each other's faces etc :D They really should have went with this for the 30th.. on the 30th it's revealed Terreh has been having it off with both Philth and Max.
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Lets not forget the big promo, billboards plastered with Phil and Max in bed, snogging each other's faces etc :D They really should have went with this for the 30th.. on the 30th it's revealed Terreh has been having it off with both Philth and Max.

    What should we call this horrible thing we've made?

    Follicle Attraction?
    The Bald and the Beautiful?
    Brokeback Car Lot?
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    0...0 wrote: »
    What should we call this horrible thing we've made?

    Follicle Attraction?
    The Bald and the Beautiful?
    Brokeback Car Lot?

    Loool :D Brokeback Car Lot #ABaldLoveStory.
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