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A Series of Unfortunate Events

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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    IzzieStar wrote: »
    I hope wardrobe comes prepared with gaffa tape to keep Ellen's assets under control.

    And Adam's.

    So, who could possibly match up to Team EastEnders?...
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    Get that Ellen creature out!
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Get that Ellen creature out!

    It's always good to be opinionated. ;) Just not for Ellen.
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    It's always good to be opinionated. ;) Just not for Ellen.

    For once I'll be joining Danny in ranking the soap star bottom.
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    For once I'll be joining Danny in ranking the soap star bottom.

    Oh, you should see the rest of the line-up...

    (I'm not sure what I mean by that comment either. From what I can recall, I haven't cast Benito Mussolini or anyone. Now that'd make for a good History Week)
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Introducing the second part of this year's soap opera skirmish - making up the third and fourth celebrities in the Strictly Come Dancing 2015 line-up are Team Corrie...
    Tisha Merry
    22, 5'3"
    Plays Steph Britton in Coronation Street
    Worked as a receptionist for a utilities firm before landing the role

    Marc Baylis
    38, 5'8"
    Plays Rob Donovan in Coronation Street
    Forget the Oscars - he won Best Bad Boy at the 2014 Inside Soap Awards
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    MARC BAYLIS!? My knickers! :D:blush:
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    MARC BAYLIS!? My knickers! :D:blush:

    Oh, you should see the rest of the line-up...

    (this time I do mean it)
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    And by that I'm referring to Daniel O'Donnell's surprise comeback.
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    Oh, you should see the rest of the line-up...

    (this time I do mean it)

    Unless you accidentally missed Lacey out from Team EastEnders, I can't see anyone topping Marc. :blush:
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Unless you accidentally missed Lacey out from Team EastEnders, I can't see anyone topping Marc. :blush:

    I've a feeling you're going to try. In a Kyran Bracken way.
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Continuing with the theme of twos, the next celebrities revealed will be our married couple - how will they feel going from one side of the screen to the other?...
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    Goggle at our next two stars in disbelief - hopefully this series won't result in a Strictly divorce...
    Steph & Dom Parker
    49 & 51 respectively
    Regular commentators on the hit series Gogglebox
    Having married in 1998, they run The Salutation in Sandwich
    Dom already has reality TV experience, having taken part in The Jump earlier this year
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Happy to see that's a popular casting choice. ;)
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    The Strictly bar will be drank dry by week two. ;)
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    The Strictly bar will be drank dry by week two. ;)

    I'm going to write them completely and utterly sloshed every week. I can't wait.
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    I'm going to write them completely and utterly sloshed every week. I can't wait.

    I wouldn't expect anything less. :D
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Coming up, a man hoping to learn some new tricks and a star girl... hang on, they're not in the right order...
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Let's welcome the next two celebrities stepping out onto the famous Strictly dancefloor, hailing from rather different worlds but sharing this ballroom experience....
    Tom Fletcher
    30, 5'11"
    Lead vocalist in the band McFly and member of McBusted
    The second McFlyer to compete in Strictly, following Harry Judd's participation in 2011

    Amanda Redman
    58, 5'7.5"
    Actress and star of New Tricks
    Appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire in the 2012 Birthday Honours
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    IzzieStarIzzieStar Posts: 21,973
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    I spent a good twenty seconds trying to work out how they were connected and if Amanda is Tom's Mum there.
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Please welcome contestant number 9, Tom's mum...
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Want two more?

    Celebrity #9: A woman
    Celebrity #10: Not a woman

    Hope that helps.
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    dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    Amanda is definitely going to be Patsy Kensit the second. I think. Maybe.
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Amanda is definitely going to be Patsy Kensit the second. I think. Maybe.

    Perhaps.

    (I say that as if I haven't only written up one week...)
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    StigOfTheKrumpStigOfTheKrump Posts: 36,363
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    Julia Bradbury
    45, 5'9"
    Consumer affairs presenter of shows such as Countryfile
    Gave birth to twin daughters six months ago, which must be some sort of Strictly record

    Loyd Grossman
    65, 5'10" (ish)
    Celebrity chef and television presenter
    The oldest celebrity in this year's line-up, and also the funniest-accented one
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