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Steven and Kim sex but no nudes.

Slow_LorisSlow_Loris Posts: 24,881
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I find it quite funny that they have had sex with each other but haven't seen each other nude. At least not standing up or properly, tbh probably not at all because Steven always wears a t-shirt in bed.

Strange (to me)

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    Scarlett BerryScarlett Berry Posts: 21,135
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    gilesb wrote: »
    I find it quite funny that they have had sex with each other but haven't seen each other nude. At least not standing up or properly, tbh probably not at all because Steven always wears a t-shirt in bed.

    Strange (to me)

    and yet we've seen her nude;-)
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    CLL DodgeCLL Dodge Posts: 115,865
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    Viewers haven't seen any nudity this series either.
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    Viewers haven't seen any nudity this series either.

    And for that we can only be thankful
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    Scarlett BerryScarlett Berry Posts: 21,135
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    Viewers haven't seen any nudity this series either.

    Not on BB, but I googled Kimmie and seen her in all her glory.
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    Steven said he'd had a lapband in his intro.

    At 23, to have lost enough to a) warrant a lapband post-18 and b) to now be a normal weight, means that he did it very quickly.

    He'll be a bag of foreskins under that shirt. I suspect he's now a Nevernude.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 283
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    Steven is going to go into total meltdown when he gets out and realises everybody has seen Kimbots drivebay except him
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    I heard that sometimes no nudes is good nudes.
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    flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    AOTB wrote: »
    I heard that sometimes no nudes is good nudes.

    :D.........
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    od hominemod hominem Posts: 8,593
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    and yet we've seen her nude;-)

    Yep, and she's as bald as a coot. :D
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    benbeez1benbeez1 Posts: 18,104
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    in & out , in & out , in & out , i'm surprised they didn't catch themselves on fire :o:D
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    benbeez1 wrote: »
    in & out , in & out , in & out , i'm surprised they didn't catch themselves on fire :o:D

    Perhaps it's because there's no spark.
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    EnidanEnidan Posts: 13,101
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    and yet we've seen her nude;-)

    Some have seen her more intimately than Steven ever could. That should tip him over the edge.
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    flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    AOTB wrote: »
    Perhaps it's because there's no spark.

    You are definitely on a roll :D
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    flower 2 wrote: »
    You are definitely on a roll :D

    Making terrible puns is my bread and butter. It's better than loafing around :p:D

    Sorry I'll stop now. :blush:
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    od hominemod hominem Posts: 8,593
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    Steven said he'd had a lapband in his intro.

    At 23, to have lost enough to a) warrant a lapband post-18 and b) to now be a normal weight, means that he did it very quickly.

    He'll be a bag of foreskins under that shirt
    . I suspect he's now a Nevernude.

    :D:D:D I love this site sometimes.
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    od hominemod hominem Posts: 8,593
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    benbeez1 wrote: »
    in & out , in & out , in & out , i'm surprised they didn't catch themselves on fire :o:D

    shake it all about.You do the hokey kokey and you turn around. That's what it's all about....OOOOOOoooooooooo the hokey kokey..........

    :blush: I'll get me coat.....
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    flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    AOTB wrote: »
    Making terrible puns is my bread and butter. It's better than loafing around :p:D

    Sorry I'll stop now. :blush:

    Made me smile, you must be your 'Mother's Pride' ....Don't stop now ;-) xx
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,188
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    They would be perfect in a 50 Shades video.
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    dtorredtorre Posts: 3,736
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    Enidan wrote: »
    Some have seen her more intimately than Steven ever could. That should tip him over the edge.

    When he gets out he will be making nuisance phone calls to Playboy demanding they destroy all the HD pictures and videos they have of Kimberly and accusing them of jacking off all over his face
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    rolergirlrolergirl Posts: 5,205
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    Maybe hes a never nude like Tobias Funke from arrested development?
    http://thelaughbutton.com/site2/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Tobias-Funke-Never-Nude.jpg
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,612
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    dtorre wrote: »
    When he gets out he will be making nuisance phone calls to Playboy demanding they destroy all the HD pictures and videos they have of Kimberly and accusing them of jacking off all over his face

    Lol :D:D:D:D:D
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    td1983td1983 Posts: 2,679
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    And for that we can only be thankful

    Quelle surprise!

    I imagine you must've been running out of the room this week, James!
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    NorthWingNorthWing Posts: 461
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    and no rubbers/condoms..... THAT'S what made me uncomfortable.
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