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Peter taking Lola up The Shard

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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    bass55 wrote: »
    Funny that, I think Lola looks *exactly* the kind of girl who likes to be taken up the Shard.

    In the filthy animal sex sense, yes.

    In terms of appreciating nice, modern and forward-thinking architecture no. :(

    What have our youth become?

    It's disgraceful.
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    Chris Mark wrote: »

    What have our youth become?

    It's disgraceful.

    A real shame they can't appreciate being taken up the Shard, and enjoy modern architecture too.
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    In the filthy animal sex sense, yes.

    In terms of appreciating nice, modern and forward-thinking architecture no. :(

    What have our youth become?

    It's disgraceful.

    Even chavs can appreciate being ontop of such a massive structure :D
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    KenkennedykenneKenkennedykenne Posts: 3,278
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    Even chavs can appreciate being ontop of such a massive structure :D

    Since when were we talking about Max Branning?
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    Even chavs can appreciate being ontop of such a massive structure :D

    Stop it!!! :D:D:D
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    I have it on good authority that Michael Moon took Janine up the Gherkin

    http://youtu.be/5xSWhllHkR0
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    Stop it!!! :D:D:D

    I can't! It's too good to resist! :D
    Since when were we talking about Max Branning?

    :D:D:D

    Good one! :)
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    Even chavs can appreciate being ontop of such a massive structure :D

    I'm sure some of Walford's residents could fit it inside them.

    For some of them normal intercourse would be like throwing a chipolata down the Dartford Tunnel.
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    bass55 wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Michael Moon took Janine up the Gherkin

    http://youtu.be/5xSWhllHkR0

    Max often likes to show girls the Gherkin, only problem is they usually get it in the London Eye! :o
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    bass55 wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Michael Moon took Janine up the Gherkin

    http://youtu.be/5xSWhllHkR0

    It's nice, bulging and thick that building, just how I like them.
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    MissWalfordMissWalford Posts: 728
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    Why is Lola discussing her sex life to billy?:confused:
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    Max often likes to show girls the Gherkin, only problem is they usually get it in the London Eye! :o

    :o:D

    I'm sure Max showed Lucy a lovely view of Big Ben
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    I'm sure some of Walford's residents could fit it inside them.

    For some of them normal intercourse would be like throwing a chipolata down the Dartford Tunnel.

    Whitney comes to mind ;-) Maybe she can give Johnny some tips :o
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    bass55 wrote: »
    :o:D

    I'm sure Max showed her a lovely view of Big Ben

    But you can bet she'll soon be Shoreditch'd :p

    She's ain't no Chelsea girl, but bet she likes it 'up West'! :D
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    But you can bet she'll soon be Shoreditch'd :p

    She's ain't no Chelsea girl, but bet she likes it 'up West'! :D

    I heard Shepherd's Bush was more Max's thing
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    bass55 wrote: »
    I heard Shepherd's Bush was more Max's thing

    He's often seen cruising on the Isle of Dogs:D
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    KenkennedykenneKenkennedykenne Posts: 3,278
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    bass55 wrote: »
    I heard Shepherd's Bush was more Max's thing

    He's sleeping with Michael Moon now?
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    He's sleeping with Michael Moon now?

    With Maxwell Branning every hole is a goal
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,394
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    He's often seen cruising on the Isle of Dogs:D

    He certainly likes to show his women a bit of Marylebone
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    kitkat1971kitkat1971 Posts: 39,257
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    What the hell is the Shard anyway?

    Highest building in London. It opened last year. It is mainly offices but they charge a lot of money (though probably no more than the Eiffel Tower I guess) to go up to the top of it for the views. There are also several bars and restaurants up there to make a day of it.
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    bass55 wrote: »
    He certainly likes to show his women a bit of Marylebone

    Ahh! I'm running out of sleazy London references now :(

    Wonder if Lucy swallows or Spitalfields? :D
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    kitkat1971 wrote: »
    Highest building in London. It opened last year. It is mainly offices but they charge a lot of money (though probably no more than the Eiffel Tower I guess) to go up to the top of it for the views. There are also several bars and restaurants up there to make a day of it.

    And in the European Union, apparently.
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