Just for the lulz, I'm going to act like the world DID end. Well, that there was some sort of major apocalyptic event, anyway. I'll siphon petrol from people's cars and beat them to death for their shoes. Around about lunchtime I'll probably resort to cannibalism. If I can get a rudimentary postal system going by teatime, then I should be able to get civilisation going again before bed.
This is all assuming I don't get arrested first for being naked, of course. (That has nothing to do with the end of the world, I just think it'd be better that way).
i think the chem trails will dissipate and we will see a 2nd sun appear , an alien mother ship will descend for their attack on earth , nibriru will pass and cause polar shifts, tidal waves, and mega earthquakes all around the world, jesus will return to tell us 911 was an inside job, all the planets will align causing a blackhole to appear , harrp will activate causing massive landslides and sinkholes everywhere, then the sun will flare knocking out all our comminications and frying us all then the universe will just be over
i think the chem trails will dissipate and we will see a 2nd sun appear , an alien mother ship will descend for their attack on earth , nibriru will pass and cause polar shifts, tidal waves, and mega earthquakes all around the world, jesus will return to tell us prove 911 was an inside job, all the planets will align causing a blackhole to appear , harrp will activate causing massive landslides and sinkholes everywhere, then the sun will flare knocking out all our comminications and frying us all then the universe will just be over
Just for the lulz, I'm going to act like the world DID end. Well, that there was some sort of major apocalyptic event, anyway. I'll syphon petrol from people's cars and beat them to death for their shoes. Around about lunchtime I'll probably resort to cannibalism. If I can get a rudimentary postal system going by teatime, then I should be able to get civilisation going again before bed.
This is all assuming I don't get arrested first for being naked, of course. (That has nothing to do with the end of the world, I just think it'd be better that way).
like that scene from The Terminator where they all get burned to death
i think the chem trails will dissipate and we will see a 2nd sun appear , an alien mother ship will descend for their attack on earth , nibriru will pass and cause polar shifts, tidal waves, and mega earthquakes all around the world, jesus will return to tell us 911 was an inside job, all the planets will align causing a blackhole to appear , harrp will activate causing massive landslides and sinkholes everywhere, then the sun will flare knocking out all our comminications and frying us all then the universe will just be over
then i'll wake up with my face in my cornflakes
... Until you go to the bathroom mirror and see *dun dun dunnnnnn*. You're a lizard person!
I suspect that on December 21st I will be finishing my christmas shopping same as every year.
And like most years,I'll be starting mine. As it's Friday,my regular day off, I'll make a flying start to the day by making coffee, visiting bathroom, going back to bed and then REALLY getting up round 11....
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A bunch of complete knobheads will end up looking even more stupid than they do now.
Except maybe Fenchurch.
I know. And it's only bloody MAY.
PS: The Trade Center is on the Moon.
This is all assuming I don't get arrested first for being naked, of course. (That has nothing to do with the end of the world, I just think it'd be better that way).
then i'll wake up with my face in my cornflakes
like that scene from The Terminator where they all get burned to death
Lots of threads about it on Digital Spy, including 'So what time is the world ending?' and 'HOW is the world going to end?'.
A few threads on the 22nd, 'So the world didn't end then?'.
... Until you go to the bathroom mirror and see *dun dun dunnnnnn*. You're a lizard person!
This one is a bit inconvenient though, being just before Xmas.
Not much point doing Christmas shopping if the world is gonna end:)
And like most years,I'll be starting mine. As it's Friday,my regular day off, I'll make a flying start to the day by making coffee, visiting bathroom, going back to bed and then REALLY getting up round 11....
Probably Christmas shopping, Christmas parties, and hopefully no snow.
Exactly this.
After all the millennium, dates mix ups, wrong calendars etc, if we make it to 2013, hopefully we can quit all this end of the world stuff.