The whole Liz/Luisa segment in the bathroom. My cheeks hurt from laughing
"If I had a car, I'd probably run into a tree"
"I wonder how difficult it is to drown in a bath"
"My cat psychically told me"
"First thing in the morning without makeup I look like I have been dead for three weeks.
"My boyfriend probably has left me... because of the bright lighting, he's never seen me like this before"
That whole scene just had me in stitches
I'm not a massive fan of Jim's but he comes out with some corkers:
To Luisa "Do we have to form a queue to argue with you or do you just pick people at random?!"
After the Luisa/Dappy argument, when Luisa ran to the loo in tears and Jasmine went in to comfort her: "He shouldn't talk like that - especially to a woman!" when the girls had just been arguing that women are equal.....:D
(I forget which girl said it, but it was funny regardless)
..and last night, watching Linda eat the 'dog food': "Jim or Dappy should have volunteered! They shouldn't let a woman do that!"
I'm not a massive fan of Jim's but he comes out with some corkers:
To Luisa "Do we have to form a queue to argue with you or do you just pick people at random?!"
"Roll on death!"
&
Where's Linda? "Probably finishing the wine!"
and don't forget from Jim ... ‘I’m a married man I don’t think about, erm, making love to Liz or Linda very often,’ he retorts, adding: ‘If I had to put a gun to my head I’d pull the trigger".
and don't forget from Jim ... ‘I’m a married man I don’t think about, erm, making love to Liz or Linda very often,’ he retorts, adding: ‘If I had to put a gun to my head I’d pull the trigger".
CAMPAIGN SPEECH Jim's campaign -against Luisa. Jim is on the podium
(Luisa is leaning on Lee's shoulder looking uninterested and bored)
Luisa "Tell him to get on with it" Jim: "Why don't you wind your neck in and wait for your turn" Luisa: "Why don't you spell correctly"
Jim starts his campaign speech - (this is the end of it about his opponent, Luisa)
""""Jim Davidson, a good bloke,plain and simple,
Luisa ....simple and plain....The reason I say simple and plain, is because you've only got to look at Luisa to see how fake she really is. Physically, she's fake from most places up with the fake tan, the eyelashes,the hair,the implants,the god knows what... and this is a woman that decides that rules are not for her, at all.
But is there really people like that in the world, or is that just for in here. Can she really go through life boasting that she's had all these businesses, and she was wonderful, and she sacked someone on The Apprentice, where she didn't really have to, but she had to , or is this all just to get attention. Is this really Luisa ,simple and plain person, that has decided to enhance herself to such a state that it is impossible to ignore her.
When she was a child, from her own admission, to nutting a tree to giving herself a nose bleed because she wasn't getting enough attention. A person can not be the pushy **** she claims she is. I think this is a simple and plain, charming girl, who suddenly decides that her self esteem is so low.... she'll go to any extreme to be noticed, including.... nutting an effing tree to get noticed.
I would like to invite you to vote for me, and vote for Luisa to leave the house, and i'm sure she'll get a time to answer in a second, and whatever she says about me I promise not to heckle because I don't want to draw attention to myself."""(sarcasm)
Ollie has just had Luisa ranting at him for giving his opinion...he's upset and feeling bullied by Luisa- and is sounding off in the garden to Jim and Casey
Ollie has just had Luisa ranting at him for giving his opinion...he's upset and feeling bullied by Luisa- and is sounding off in the garden to Jim and Casey
Jim: "fancy a hug from an old c*nt?"
LOL sandy, you've beaten me to it - I've only just seen it on +1.
I had actually just taken a swig of tea as Jim said it, which (as disgusting as it sounds) I had to quickly spit back into my mug, or it would have gone everywhere!
Earlier I was re-watching the episode from last week when Divvy was in the DR threatening to leave if the footage of his IQ Test was transmitted.
Everyone seemed to genuinely think he was hiding somewhere (other than in the DR) and there was a scene of Lee and Ollie in the garden, clearly looking for him. Lee opened a drawer of the table at the smoking area, quickly looked inside and closed it again - at exactly that moment saying, "He's not here!"
I was still laughing at that, when in the next scene, Luisa piped up "Sometimes he hides and does a shit."
Earlier I was re-watching the episode from last week when Divvy was in the DR threatening to leave if the footage of his IQ Test was transmitted.
Everyone seemed to genuinely think he was hiding somewhere (other than in the DR) and there was a scene of Lee and Ollie in the garden, clearly looking for him. Lee opened a drawer of the table at the smoking area, quickly looked inside and closed it again - at exactly that moment saying, "He's not here!"
I was still laughing at that, when in the next scene, Luisa piped up "Sometimes he hides and does a shit."
:D:D oh yes I remember that - that was hilarious, well remembered, it was a brilliant moment, I thought it was Ollie saying it with such sincerity, he really was looking in that drawer for Dappy !!!
:D:D oh yes I remember that - that was hilarious, well remembered, it was a brilliant moment, I thought it was Ollie saying it with such sincerity, he really was looking in that drawer for Dappy !!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it! ;-)
I think Ollie was wandering around the other side of the garden saying wtte: "I don't think he's out here", but it was definitely Lee who looked in the drawer just as he said "He's not here"
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That whole scene just had me in stitches
I'm not a massive fan of Jim's but he comes out with some corkers:
To Luisa "Do we have to form a queue to argue with you or do you just pick people at random?!"
"Roll on death!"
&
Where's Linda? "Probably finishing the wine!"
Liz : "My advice to Luisa would be to go naked rather than wear fur
because it's as 'over' as your career "
Liz: "I'm traumatised"
Emma: "why ?"
Liz: "They all eat so much"
Emma: "That's why you're traumatised ?"
Emma: "You've been saved 3 times by the public so they must like you"
Liz: "I thought everyone hated me"
Liz : "I let Lee hold my hand, I didn't mind them touching me"
Ollie: "Mmmm, so Sam let's definitely talk about snogging."
and
Dappy: "You dirt bag."
"I only bought 3 pairs of knickers into the house with me.
My agent said I wouldn't last longer than 4 days"
Casey "and I feel distraught putting you up Dappy"
Jim "why does no one ever feel distraught putting me up?"
..and last night, watching Linda eat the 'dog food': "Jim or Dappy should have volunteered! They shouldn't let a woman do that!"
You're all in favour of equality, eh Luisa?
and don't forget from Jim ... ‘I’m a married man I don’t think about, erm, making love to Liz or Linda very often,’ he retorts, adding: ‘If I had to put a gun to my head I’d pull the trigger".
it was funny think it went like this:
"A good bloke,plain and simple,
Luisa ....simple and plain"
Jim's campaign -against Luisa. Jim is on the podium
(Luisa is leaning on Lee's shoulder looking uninterested and bored)
Luisa "Tell him to get on with it"
Jim: "Why don't you wind your neck in and wait for your turn"
Luisa: "Why don't you spell correctly"
Jim starts his campaign speech - (this is the end of it about his opponent, Luisa)
""""Jim Davidson, a good bloke,plain and simple,
Luisa ....simple and plain....The reason I say simple and plain, is because you've only got to look at Luisa to see how fake she really is. Physically, she's fake from most places up with the fake tan, the eyelashes,the hair,the implants,the god knows what... and this is a woman that decides that rules are not for her, at all.
But is there really people like that in the world, or is that just for in here. Can she really go through life boasting that she's had all these businesses, and she was wonderful, and she sacked someone on The Apprentice, where she didn't really have to, but she had to , or is this all just to get attention. Is this really Luisa ,simple and plain person, that has decided to enhance herself to such a state that it is impossible to ignore her.
When she was a child, from her own admission, to nutting a tree to giving herself a nose bleed because she wasn't getting enough attention. A person can not be the pushy **** she claims she is. I think this is a simple and plain, charming girl, who suddenly decides that her self esteem is so low.... she'll go to any extreme to be noticed, including.... nutting an effing tree to get noticed.
I would like to invite you to vote for me, and vote for Luisa to leave the house, and i'm sure she'll get a time to answer in a second, and whatever she says about me I promise not to heckle because I don't want to draw attention to myself."""(sarcasm)
(Luisa heckles in the background)
Luisa : "I love myself"
Jim : "Need I say more"
Jim "I would't put anything in your ****ing mouth"
Jim: "fancy a hug from an old c*nt?"
Was that an insult or a compliment
LOL sandy, you've beaten me to it - I've only just seen it on +1.
I had actually just taken a swig of tea as Jim said it, which (as disgusting as it sounds) I had to quickly spit back into my mug, or it would have gone everywhere!
"Do you think Ollie is bi now and gay later?"
Everyone seemed to genuinely think he was hiding somewhere (other than in the DR) and there was a scene of Lee and Ollie in the garden, clearly looking for him. Lee opened a drawer of the table at the smoking area, quickly looked inside and closed it again - at exactly that moment saying, "He's not here!"
I was still laughing at that, when in the next scene, Luisa piped up "Sometimes he hides and does a shit."
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it! ;-)
I think Ollie was wandering around the other side of the garden saying wtte: "I don't think he's out here", but it was definitely Lee who looked in the drawer just as he said "He's not here"