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The Jodie Marsh appreciation thread
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I'm very surprised there's not a thread on here already extolling the virtues of the Marsh. So, kind soul that I am, I have decided to set one up.
Feel free to add at your leisure!
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Is any Jordan-bashing allowed on here?!
Fairly sure you can't appreciate the 'wonder' of Jodie without bashing her nemesis.
Why not I say.
I appreciate her taking time off from her 'career' and focusing on her body 'art'.
There's a name I haven't heard in a very long time
Has she died or something?
theres been a resurgence in her career of late, what with come dine with me and the tattoo programme. anyone know anything else in the pipeline?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1188329/Muscle-girl-Jodie-Marsh-pumps-iron-swaps-glamour-body-building.html
And apparently a 100 tattoos. :eek:
Well I also appreciate the fact that she's taken time off from trying to spread herself over every celebrity event in order to get publicity. At least going to the gym three times a week and doing long hikes with the dog and getting body art is keeping her out of the celeb gossip columns.
Not sure that those breasts suit the rippling muscles though. They look even more odd now than they used to. A bit like two perfectly round blobs stuck on the front of the chest.
Not sure all of that was appreciation, but it's the best I can do!
Who can forget the russian prostitute, the undertaker/magician on her mountain top retreat, and the weekly reports from the Sugar Hut?
Such fun. Maybe we should start a campaign. Bring back the Blog!
Plus she's more than slightly bonkers and so more entertaining than your average Z lister
She never made it in the glamour stakes so is now going for the bizarre stakes - she'll be shacking up with ex-page 3 Sam wosserface next and being a lesbian for a bit of media coverage.
Unfortunately she's already tried the 'being a lesbian for a bit of media coverage' lark, don't think too many were that interested for very long! I would provide a link but as most publications saw throught it all and weren't very pleasant about it then it wouldn't be fair on an appreciation thread
She's had another go at Jordan in the Daily Star today. I'm trying to find it! Here it is.
http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-vs-world-fingers-crossed49403
I thought it high time this great thread - the best evah - got bumped up! We need to re-balance the mud that's being slung from THAT WEBSITE!!!!
........and news has come to the Oatz ears that Jodie may be releasing a new book!
another autobiography?
or (some might say) another work of fiction?
You've dragged this thread out of retirement! What book can Jodie be releasing now? Tbh and I know this is an AT, but no one's gonna be interested! Keeping It Real did well because she was still in the news quite a lot back then. You hardly ever hear of her now.
I could be persuaded to purchase that book, JM tells the most inventive lies, they are practically works of art.
25p job
Sounds good. She should do a "novel" but make it obvious that it's barely disguised stuff she's learned about others in the public eye......
She could be the new Jackie Collins.