The Whoonie Inn (Part 24 - Spoiler Free Zone)

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  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    *flicks some soggy Weetabix at lach*

    Good morning, sunshine.
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    outside wrote: »
    *flicks some soggy Weetabix at lach*

    Good morning, sunshine.

    **jumps out of the way**

    soggy weetabix lands on drool wall in very awkward position:o

    Morning love of my life*:D. How are you? Your moustache is rather impressive this morning.
    *also known as pain in the neck:p
  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    **jumps out of the way**

    soggy weetabix lands on drool wall in very awkward position:o

    That's the problem with Weetabix. It gets mushy so quickly. "Never make a roof with those bricks!", my old guru used to say and he was right.
    Morning love of my life*:D. How are you? Your moustache is rather impressive this morning.
    *also known as pain in the neck:p

    I'm fine, thank you for asking. My moustache is looking quite chipper, is it not? It's been up since 0530, whereas I hung on until 0700. Bit of a long lie, what? I hope you're feeling well. Sober?
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    outside wrote: »
    That's the problem with Weetabix. It gets mushy so quickly. "Never make a roof with those bricks!", my old guru used to say and he was right.

    **cancels order of weetabix to make the necessary Inn repairs:o**
    outside wrote: »
    I'm fine, thank you for asking. My moustache is looking quite chipper, is it not? It's been up since 0530, whereas I hung on until 0700. Bit of a long lie, what? I hope you're feeling well. Sober?

    Well your moustache, always had a life of its own:D.

    Of course I'm sober:mad:
    Are you mad, I can't face the day without my brown milk:eek:
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    This Inn is like a germinated Krynoid pod at the moment, empty with little ones springing up everywhere and taking over. :eek:
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    This Inn is like a germinated Krynoid pod at the moment, empty with little ones springing up everywhere and taking over. :eek:

    Might this be some form of explanation?

    They are trying to take over!!! :eek:
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Might this be some form of explanation?

    They are trying to take over!!! :eek:

    Outie! I knew it! :eek:
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    This Inn is like a germinated Krynoid pod at the moment, empty with little ones springing up everywhere and taking over. :eek:
    :D:D
    Webslark wrote: »
    Might this be some form of explanation?

    They are trying to take over!!! :eek:

    They look quite scare, I think you defined a new monster.
  • WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Outie! I knew it! :eek:

    I think its like sharks and remora, except in this case the remora are more dangerous :D
  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    ♬ I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday, too, Thursday I don't care about you cos Friday, I'm in ♥ love ♥! ♬

    Let's hear it for lach! What a landlady! :)

    (When he shows up, I'd like to give nebo a warm hand on his entrance, too.)
    Webslark wrote: »
    Might this be some form of explanation?

    Mmm. Nice.
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    outside wrote: »

    (When he shows up, I'd like to give nebo a warm hand on his entrance, too.)

    Is that anything like a hot foot? :confused:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,139
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    Afternoon - falls into the inn. Pours several mango HVs and swallows them down. Crawls to arms chair switches on Jack and Ianto's best moments in a loop and settles down quietly.
    It is really Friday isn't it?
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    outside wrote: »
    ♬ I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday, too, Thursday I don't care about you cos Friday, I'm in ♥ love ♥! ♬

    Let's hear it for lach! What a landlady! :)

    (When he shows up, I'd like to give nebo a warm hand on his entrance, too.)



    Mmm. Nice.

    Have you been at the Sherry again?

    :D

    You know the Doctor told you not to drink when you are taking your medication:p.
  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    Is that anything like a hot foot? :confused:

    You like? Luv u long time!
    Tumpy wrote: »
    Afternoon - falls into the inn. Pours several mango HVs and swallows them down. Crawls to arms chair switches on Jack and Ianto's best moments in a loop and settles down quietly.
    It is really Friday isn't it?

    Still fighting sobriety, eh?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,139
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    outside wrote: »
    You like? Luv u long time!



    Still fighting sobriety, eh?

    I blame you. You made all sorts of promises and all you do is go on about fingers and you still haven't left Lach. I'm crying into my drink.
  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    Have you been at the Sherry again?

    No, no alcohol. ;)

    We're out of sherry. Again. Shall I ever see one of your fabled trifles? There must be thousands of them in the chest freezer.
    You know the Doctor told you not to drink when you are taking your medication:p.

    He also told me not to listen to a word you say. He's terribly good, isn't he? :)
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    Tumpy wrote: »
    I blame you. You made all sorts of promises and all you do is go on about fingers and you still haven't left Lach. I'm crying into my drink.

    :eek::eek::cry::cry:

    And I thought you were my friend:(.
    He calls your name every night:D
    outside wrote: »
    No, no alcohol. ;)

    We're out of sherry. Again. Shall I ever see one of your fabled trifles? There must be thousands of them in the chest freezer.

    **looks at her chest...freezer**

    I didn't know they were fabled:o. Anyway, I don't understand why we are out of Sherry:o.
    **hides bottle behind back**
    outside wrote: »
    He also told me not to listen to a word you say. He's terribly good, isn't he?

    He told you not to listen to the voices. How often do I have to tell you that I and the voices are not synonymous:rolleyes:.
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    Tumpy wrote: »
    I blame you. You made all sorts of promises and all you do is go on about fingers and you still haven't left Lach. I'm crying into my drink.

    Promises? You mustn't confuse my abundant charm with some kind of contract, sweetmouth. You tell Captain Jack to stop taking you to the Hub and back then we can talk.

    The fingers are nothing to do with me. That outside is a forum member entirely unconnected to myself. He has a baldspot, for goodness sakes!
    **looks at her chest...freezer**

    I didn't know they were fabled:o.

    :rolleyes: There's a tale about them in every tavern from here to Tunbridge Wells.
    Anyway, I don't understand why we are out of Sherry:o.
    **hides bottle behind back**

    It's a mystery and no mistake! It's probably the cook. She looks like she's a boozer.
    He told you not to listen to the voices. How often do I have to tell you that I and the voices are not synonymous:rolleyes:.

    *quiver*

    I can hear her voice again, Doctor!

    *tremble*

    It's so realistic I can even smell the sherry on her breath!

    :mad:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,139
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    outside wrote: »
    Promises? You mustn't confuse my abundant charm with some kind of contract, sweetmouth. You tell Captain Jack to stop taking you to the Hub and back then we can talk.

    The fingers are nothing to do with me. That outside is a forum member entirely unconnected to myself. He has a baldspot, for goodness sakes!

    :mad:

    What charm - you told me that you had money to burn and would keep me for the rest of my life.
    TBH Lach can keep you - she might put up with your finger and bald patch obsession I'm just in this for what I can get which is very little so far.

    And its not like that with me and Jack -
    sadly
  • outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    Tumpy wrote: »
    What charm - you told me that you had money to burn and would keep me for the rest of my life.
    TBH Lach can keep you - she might put up with your finger and bald patch obsession I'm just in this for what I can get which is very little so far.

    It ends like this? Tossed off into a corner like an old rag! Woe!

    Now you're free to ensnare your next victim, Welsh Medusa! Gents beware!
  • Tiggs99Tiggs99 Posts: 279
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    It's a toss up between Discovery Shed and the Inn...what's a girl to do?
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    Tiggs99 wrote: »
    It's a toss up between Discovery Shed and the Inn...what's a girl to do?

    You have to ask? :D

    What can I get thee, O striped one?

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    :)
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  • Tiggs99Tiggs99 Posts: 279
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    Hi Coalhill. Something strong and sweet would be lovely. :)
  • CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    Tiggs99 wrote: »
    Hi Coalhill. Something strong and sweet would be lovely. :)

    Sonic Lipstick with extra jelly babies then. :cool:
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