One Direction : "We love getting naked"

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They have told The Star : "We've always got our kit off in the X Factor house - we love a bit of skin flashing.Even now we fancy a strip and we reckon Louis Walsh wants us to too!".

The mind boggles :eek::D
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,129
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    someone shoot me
  • tommygunnertommygunner Posts: 4,252
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    Chalk up another 50,000 votes this week for 1D!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 268
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    Can ya imagine the testosterone knockin around in the room with those five naked, the fumes would prob be enough to impregnate ya!!! :D

    Eugh, cant believe I said that.......sorry :o;)
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    laurar wrote: »
    Can ya imagine the testosterone knockin around in the room with those five naked, the fumes would prob be enough to impregnate ya!!! :D

    Eugh, cant believe I said that.......sorry :o;)

    Only if Wagner was in there with them :D

    I've known women with more testosterone than all of them put together :D

    I'm not even convinced they've all reached puberty tbh :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 268
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Only if Wagner was in there with them :D

    I've known women with more testosterone than all of them put together :D

    I'm not even convinced they've all reached puberty tbh :p

    EEEEEUUUUGH NAKED WAGNER!!! Thank you for poisoning my mind. :D

    Dirty little gets, those one direction lads, I hate teenage boys, they're like dogs in heat, tryna hump everything that moves. Yuck, just get them neutered I say, they'll calm down imensely ;):D
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    laurar wrote: »
    EEEEEUUUUGH NAKED WAGNER!!! Thank you for poisoning my mind. :D

    Dirty little gets, those one direction lads, I hate teenage boys, they're like dogs in heat, tryna hump everything that moves. Yuck, just get them neutered I say, they'll calm down imensely ;):D

    You are one scary lady... :eek::o:p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 268
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    Ænima wrote: »
    You are one scary lady... :eek::o:p

    Heehee, note to self, keep all weird non -pc thoughts to self in future, dont want to scare the other FMs :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,652
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    Oh dear what a stupid story, if this is to get votes what on earth next Scowell...
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    laurar wrote: »
    Heehee, note to self, keep all weird non -pc thoughts to self in future, dont want to scare the other FMs :D

    It's ok, I'm not really scared.

    I mean, it's just the internet right? And you're in Ireland and I'm in Sheffield, and they're miles away.

    Oh crap, now I just told you what city I am in.

    *double bolts doors*

    :D
  • tommygunnertommygunner Posts: 4,252
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    Oh dear what a stupid story, if this is to get votes what on earth next Scowell...

    Something about Mary?:D
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Something about Mary?:D

    So you're saying they should pay one direction to stalk cameron diaz whilst one of them gets one of their balls stuck in their zip?

    Yeah ok :D
  • tommygunnertommygunner Posts: 4,252
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    Ænima wrote: »
    So you're saying they should pay one direction to stalk cameron diaz whilst one of them gets one of their balls stuck in their zip?

    Yeah ok :D

    That's presuming their balls have actually dropped?;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 268
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    Ænima wrote: »
    It's ok, I'm not really scared.

    I mean, it's just the internet right? And you're in Ireland and I'm in Sheffield, and they're miles away.

    Oh crap, now I just told you what city I am in.

    *double bolts doors*

    :D

    What a co-inky-dink, I just so happen to be coming to Sheffield next week with my sharpest, most slicing-est, neutering paraphernalia :D:D:D
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    That's presuming their balls have actually dropped?;)

    :D:D:D
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    laurar wrote: »
    What a co-inky-dink, I just so happen to be coming to Sheffield next week with my sharpest, most slicing-est, neutering paraphernalia :D:D:D

    Was it you that did Jusin Bieber? :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 268
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Was it you that did Jusin Bieber? :D

    Some of my best work ;)
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    laurar wrote: »
    Some of my best work ;)

    I used to think he was really a female, and the girls who fancied him must just be in the closet :D

    I mean, he is really feminine, but now I know he's a eunoch, it all makes sense :D
  • THEXFACTORKINGTHEXFACTORKING Posts: 2,599
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    I reckon they all blow each other
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 444
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    Orgasm:o
  • Red+BloodedRed+Blooded Posts: 4,676
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    i NEED photograhic evidence. :D
  • xTonixxTonix Posts: 56,259
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    I knew there was a reason why I'm gay. :D
  • RodriguezMan267RodriguezMan267 Posts: 28,156
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    Clever boys. This will dampen the 13 year old fans even more who will vote even more...
  • Mr. FahrenheitMr. Fahrenheit Posts: 9,911
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    Ænima wrote: »
    It's ok, I'm not really scared.

    I mean, it's just the internet right? And you're in Ireland and I'm in Sheffield, and they're miles away.

    Oh crap, now I just told you what city I am in.

    *double bolts doors*

    :D

    She's in Ireland!?

    *Packs bags*
  • RussellIanRussellIan Posts: 12,034
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    Toddlers often display propensity for running around the house in birthday suits.
  • twingletwingle Posts: 19,322
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    PMSL at this thread
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