12. She probably looks better in a skirt than Diego Maradona. But her hands may be even more adept with balls by all accounts. Although Maradona may have kept slightly more men at bay on the playing field. I'll have to research that one.
13. Her web site gives us an endless source of interest, kind of like that programme 'Armchair Thrillers' used to do. Except she's a much better writer obviously.
14. I like the way she discusses lewd things over breakfast. It puts me off my food and stops me putting on weight.
15. There is a one in two chance I suppose of me having a daughter, who may see Jodie as a role model. This has put me off motherhood, and I therefore will never have to deal with dirty nappies.
Hello to all you JM lovers out there!
Would you like to contribute? You got what you all wanted - an 'appreciation thread' and you can't even be bothered to stick up for Jodie. Shame on you all!
10 good things about Jodie;
1. She has a good figure
Hello to all you JM lovers out there!
Would you like to contribute? You got what you all wanted - an 'appreciation thread' and you can't even be bothered to stick up for Jodie. Shame on you all!
10 good things about Jodie;
1. She has a good figure
er - that's it.........................
Precisely! Frankly I am getting increasingly pi$$ed of with these hippie do gooders, "what's with all the hate"? DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! It aint rocket science!! :mad:
Hello to all you JM lovers out there!
Would you like to contribute? You got what you all wanted - an 'appreciation thread' and you can't even be bothered to stick up for Jodie. Shame on you all!
10 good things about Jodie;
1. She has a good figure
er - that's it.........................
Do you think so?? I dont. For a girl of her age she sure has some saggy boobs going on there.
Do you think so?? I dont. For a girl of her age she sure has some saggy boobs going on there.
Sure, her boobs aren't all they should be for someone her age, but I'd love to have her washboard stomach - the cellulite on the backs of her thighs I could do without though! :eek:
Churchill carried on amidst GENUINE REAL adversity....
I find a number of things about Jodie and her outlook on life quite surreal, but how a conversation about her turned to Churchilll is quite mind boggling
"Never, in the face of so many, has one individual worn so little"
how about that for starters?
I find a number of things about Jodie and her outlook on life quite surreal, but how a conversation about her turned to Churchilll is quite mind boggling
"Never, in the face of so many, has one individual worn so little"
how about that for starters?
And I will sh*g them on the beaches, on the hills, in the air etc
I find a number of things about Jodie and her outlook on life quite surreal, but how a conversation about her turned to Churchilll is quite mind boggling
"Never, in the face of so many, has one individual worn so little"
how about that for starters?
Or:
"We shall sh*g on the beaches. We shall sh*g on the landing grounds. We shall sh*g in the fields, and in the streets, we shall sh*g in the hills. We shall never surrender!" :eek:
Allegedly she has anna. Uni...no they don't do degrees in topless modelling or 'how to behave like a right slapper' quite yet.
She is at an age where she should think about going to University she is coming up to 30 she can't prance about half naked for ever. She must have some interests surely, even Katie Price is into horseriding.
She is at an age where she should think about going to University she is coming up to 30 she can't prance about half naked for ever. She must have some interests surely, even Katie Price is into horseriding.
I think clubbing, bitching and ****ing are her interests
i admire the fact that she keeps turning up in the public eye time and time again despite making a laughing stock of herself every time she does by saying/doing or wearing something silly..........boy she must have a thick skin!
it seems that she is determined to "be someone" "to be liked" despite that fact that she doesnt have any talent and no-one likes her :yawn:
i admire the fact that she keeps turning up in the public eye time and time again despite making a laughing stock of herself every time she does by saying/doing or wearing something silly..........boy she must have a thick skin!
it seems that she is determined to "be someone" "to be liked" despite that fact that she doesnt have any talent and no-one likes her :yawn:
But people DO like her panicj!!!! :eek: She received two letters yesterday from a couple of schoolgirls, she told them to carry on dressing mad, as it never did her any harm! By the way, as anybody here read her book?
But people DO like her panicj!!!! :eek: She received two letters yesterday from a couple of schoolgirls, she told them to carry on dressing mad, as it never did her any harm! By the way, as anybody here read her book?
Really?
See, she's not a good role model for teenage girls.
As for her book, I skimmed through it in a bookshop. What sickening is, she has a big pic of this Kim girl, but on the other side, it's Jodie with her spaniels ears out :eek:
See, she's not a good role model for teenage girls.
As for her book, I skimmed through it in a bookshop. What sickening is, she has a big pic of this Kim girl, but on the other side, it's Jodie with her spaniels ears out :eek:
Would I lie to you Upson??
Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!
Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!
And she is working for a teen magazine? What next, how to borrow your Dad's belts and wear them as an outfit to go out to the school disco in?
Stupid deluded trollop she is, who lives in fantasy world.
But people DO like her panicj!!!! :eek: She received two letters yesterday from a couple of schoolgirls, she told them to carry on dressing mad, as it never did her any harm! By the way, as anybody here read her book?
Oh how lovely, encouraging girls to dress like tarts so they can then cry how they were bullied because they no doubt strut around the schoolyard with their baps and minge out and other kids decide to comment on it and then they can pave a career in glamour modelling by slagging of anyone who dares to disagree with them.
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I decided she's much better at charity work than Pavarotti and all his pop friends as well so I've just added that. Ooh, bonus point for me
He wouldn't look as slim in two belts as her either.
See Phyllis? It's easy once you get into the swing of it
13. Her web site gives us an endless source of interest, kind of like that programme 'Armchair Thrillers' used to do. Except she's a much better writer obviously.
14. I like the way she discusses lewd things over breakfast. It puts me off my food and stops me putting on weight.
15. There is a one in two chance I suppose of me having a daughter, who may see Jodie as a role model. This has put me off motherhood, and I therefore will never have to deal with dirty nappies.
Nice one.
Ok I'm done
3 A Levels and she still thought an egg was a vegetable!!
That astounded me, I mean she is a VEG-A-TEAR-RE-UNNN :rolleyes:
Would you like to contribute? You got what you all wanted - an 'appreciation thread' and you can't even be bothered to stick up for Jodie. Shame on you all!
10 good things about Jodie;
1. She has a good figure
er - that's it.........................
Precisely! Frankly I am getting increasingly pi$$ed of with these hippie do gooders, "what's with all the hate"? DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! It aint rocket science!! :mad:
Do you think so?? I dont. For a girl of her age she sure has some saggy boobs going on there.
Sure, her boobs aren't all they should be for someone her age, but I'd love to have her washboard stomach - the cellulite on the backs of her thighs I could do without though! :eek:
I find a number of things about Jodie and her outlook on life quite surreal, but how a conversation about her turned to Churchilll is quite mind boggling
"Never, in the face of so many, has one individual worn so little"
how about that for starters?
And
I will sh*g them on the beaches, on the hills, in the air etc
Or:
"We shall sh*g on the beaches. We shall sh*g on the landing grounds. We shall sh*g in the fields, and in the streets, we shall sh*g in the hills. We shall never surrender!" :eek:
a female Churchill impersonator with a bit of a 'blue' script
Allegedly she has anna. Uni...no they don't do degrees in topless modelling or 'how to behave like a right slapper' quite yet.
She is at an age where she should think about going to University she is coming up to 30 she can't prance about half naked for ever. She must have some interests surely, even Katie Price is into horseriding.
I think clubbing, bitching and ****ing are her interests
it seems that she is determined to "be someone" "to be liked" despite that fact that she doesnt have any talent and no-one likes her :yawn:
But people DO like her panicj!!!! :eek: She received two letters yesterday from a couple of schoolgirls, she told them to carry on dressing mad, as it never did her any harm!
Really?
See, she's not a good role model for teenage girls.
As for her book, I skimmed through it in a bookshop. What sickening is, she has a big pic of this Kim girl, but on the other side, it's Jodie with her spaniels ears out :eek:
Would I lie to you Upson??
Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!
And she is working for a teen magazine? What next, how to borrow your Dad's belts and wear them as an outfit to go out to the school disco in?
Stupid deluded trollop she is, who lives in fantasy world.
Your just jelas!!! I wouldn't mind a bigger house actually :rolleyes:
*walks up the main street with t*ts out*
LOL!
Seriously, she needs to live in the real world. I mean she only got famous through a low-rent TV show.
As for this part in a film, what is it...a porno?
Oh how lovely, encouraging girls to dress like tarts so they can then cry how they were bullied because they no doubt strut around the schoolyard with their baps and minge out and other kids decide to comment on it and then they can pave a career in glamour modelling by slagging of anyone who dares to disagree with them.