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what is the best or worst pick up line you have ever heard?

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what is the best or worst pick up line you have ever heard?
And did it work?
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    Seamus SweeneySeamus Sweeney Posts: 3,997
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    bellatella wrote: »
    what is the best or worst pick up line you have ever heard?
    And did it work?

    *F**k off or I'll call the police you drunk bastard"

    Yes it worked amazingly well.
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    Sky_GuySky_Guy Posts: 6,859
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    ;-);-);-);-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 647
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    I had a guy approach me in a shop and asked 'how did you get to be so beautiful'. I was a teenager and pretty shy so didn't know how to respond. My older brother overheard it and just started laughing so I was pretty mortified and made a run for it. The rest of the holiday my family joked about it.

    I don't remember what the guy looked like but he wasn't creepy. Being on holiday nothing would have worked out anyway.
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    A guy I used to know pulled a woman with the booby trap
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    An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    Seamus Sweeney wrote: »
    *F**k off or I'll call the police you drunk bastard"

    Yes it worked amazingly well.

    You mean you got off with her? :D
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    A friend of mine pulled a woman by rubbing his shoulder.

    I never found it that easy :(
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    Seamus SweeneySeamus Sweeney Posts: 3,997
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    An Thropologist wrote: »
    You mean you got off with her? :D

    Got away more like. Got off would imply a caution for not staggering away quick enough.
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    BrotherDanielBrotherDaniel Posts: 1,439
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    'Hey, my penis died last night...can I bury it in your arse'
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    BrotherDaniel wrote: »
    'Hey, my penis died last night...can I bury it in your arse'

    :D Coffee all over the place :D
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,846
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    It wasn't a pick up line as such but the best play to get into my pants was many years ago in a club in the city I live in. There was a Canadian Ice Hockey team visiting at the time and a bloke claiming to be a team member started chatting me up. I realized he wasn't Canadian straight away (though his accent was ok) but played along asking where he came from. Bad luck for him he said Toronto. I had just the month before returned from an extended trip to that area of Canada :D:o so proceeded to ask for details.

    Bless him! He did really well though and didn't give up with the whole ruse for a couple of hours or so. Ten out of ten for effort. When he realized I'd been on to him all the time and confessed he was actually from the same city as me it was so funny.
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    ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    I went to a dog racing track with a few mates, years ago and some girl, (a friend of a friend) who'd apparently liked me for a while, said I should go out with her because she had bigger boobs than my girlfriend (who was stood about 5 feet away at the time) :eek:

    I also once had a girl come over to me in a club and just ask right off the bat if I was circumcised. This wasn't a girl I'd been flirting with at all and I didn't even find her attractive, so needless to say, I got out of there!

    Then there are the girls who just flirt by being really aggressive. No I don't find it attractive when you act aloof or bitchy or play hard to get, go away!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 294
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    Want to come back to mine and watch porn on my 55" Flatscreen HD Mirror?
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    burton07burton07 Posts: 10,871
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    My husband to me on the night we met: "Are we going back to yours for some chips?" Who could resist?
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    Seamus SweeneySeamus Sweeney Posts: 3,997
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    Apart from my opening offering. Truth is, I was away studying methods of screwing up your life when the good looks were being handed out.

    I was once described - as looking 'fortuneate.'

    Never quite fathomed what that meant. My head had a body with it ? Gave up after that point.

    So I never bothered with chat up lines. Was that big angry looking ape you all glance past in the pub, gripping a pint like we were exhibitionists..and only ever answered answered questions with a sound..same sound irrespective of question.

    You OK Seamus (muffled sound the alphabet has left alone)

    Want another pint Seamus (same sound)

    You scored yet Seamus..That evoked a very different two tone kind of sound.

    Yes I'm being tongue in cheek, but yes also masking truth behind it..LoL.

    I'm not a virgin at least...I think >:(
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    StrmChaserSteveStrmChaserSteve Posts: 2,728
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    "you know what would look good on you?"
    "me"

    total cringe
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    Jean-FrancoisJean-Francois Posts: 2,301
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    Many moons ago I was at the bar in The Fellmongers Arms, Crimscott St., Bermondsey.
    There were two girls about a metre away from me, and I was mulling over something to say to them, in order to get them into the company of my friend and I, when a guy walked up to them and said, "Excuse me, I'm a stranger to the area, can you show me where you live?"
    One of them looked at him dismissively and sneered, "Go away, you silly little bastard."
    I took our drinks over to my friend and said, "I was lucky there, I think they're lesbians."
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    NamiraNamira Posts: 3,099
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    It's a toss up between....
    Him: Hey aren't you that girl I got off with?
    Me: Umm...no.
    Him: Would you like to be?
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    You'd get a surprise if I put my dick in you....

    I'm really glad I have no social life anymore. I only ever seemed to attract drunks or weirdos. :(
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    Seamus SweeneySeamus Sweeney Posts: 3,997
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    Namira wrote: »
    It's a toss up between....
    Him: Hey aren't you that girl I got off with?
    Me: Umm...no.
    Him: Would you like to be?
    or
    You'd get a surprise if I put my dick in you....

    I'm really glad I have no social life anymore. I only ever seemed to attract drunks or weirdos. :(

    Another name scratched off the diminishing list...:p
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    The best knock back i've heard when someone was attempting a chat up line was 'Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend'.
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    Diamond HeadDiamond Head Posts: 517
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    doinkers wrote: »
    Want to come back to mine and watch porn on my 55" Flatscreen HD Mirror?

    Hey little schoolgirl, won't you come home with me.
    We'll drink some Coca Cola, and watch my colour t.v.
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    I've never used it and never will, but the one that always makes me laugh is "Better grab your bash hat love as you're going through the headboard tonight" :D
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    barbelerbarbeler Posts: 23,827
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    Ay-up darling... would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?
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    kitty86kitty86 Posts: 7,034
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    I think the best line I've heard was when a guy proceeded to describe me to his friend as that 'beautiful girl with that butter pecan swirled caramel skin, that looks as delicious as I know she'll taste'

    😳
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm very thirsty.
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    from a young trainee priest when i was 37 "you can`t be any more than 21".

    it didn`t work.

    the best was a longing gaze and "one day i`ll know you".

    didn`t work either but is the best line i`ve heard.
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