I think one of the funniest moments in all of Ted is when Bishop Brennan (who's been accused of fathering a son) is coming round, Ted says to Dougal 'so remember, whatever you do, don't mention the son.'
The bishop comes in and sits down, they sit there silent for about a minute and Dougal says 'how's the son?' 'WHAT?' Ted jumps up, 'the son of God! how's the son of God' Absolute classic!
Yes, that's a classic. Especially the slow build up as Dougal sits there staring at Brennan while the rabbit in his head works out what to say.
Father Jack spelling out arse and drink and almost **** in the creche is hilarious
I love the bit when Ted slams the door and the Merry Christmas thing falls of the back, and then he closes the door more quietly and everything falls down :D
The Christmas Special is on tonight if anyones interested, 11pm on Channel 4.
oh ****! I missed it in the listings magazine, hope More4 have it on soon.
Christmas Ted is surely becoming a tradition like the b&w thing they show in Germnay.
Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure you won't have some cake Father? There's COCAINE in it!
Ted: :eek: ! There's WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh I meant those... what do you call them? RAISANS!
Another one is where Dougal actually comes up with a good idea, then panics when Ted asks him to develop it further - "I want out, Ted!"
And : Dougal - "God Ted, I've heard about these cults! Men in black saying God's going to come back and judge us!"
Ted - "No Dougal, that's us - that's Catholicism!"
(Talking about Father Stones brother)
Father Ted: That would be quite common you know. The favourite son would become a doctor and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood.
Father Dougal: Your brother is a doctor isn't he?
Father Ted: Yes he is. :D:D
Father Ted "Is he your business partner?"
Charles "No,he's my lover"
Father Ted "He's...he's.....he's quite a catch!"
Father Ted "And this is my partner Father Dougal McGuire.......[pause].........NOT my sexual partner!"
Comments
Father Jack - Mee Arse.....:D
And the following scene of carnage
I've just realized John and Mary aren't in the christmas edition :eek:
Yes, that's a classic. Especially the slow build up as Dougal sits there staring at Brennan while the rabbit in his head works out what to say.
I love the bit when Ted slams the door and the Merry Christmas thing falls of the back, and then he closes the door more quietly and everything falls down
oh ****! I missed it in the listings magazine, hope More4 have it on soon.
Christmas Ted is surely becoming a tradition like the b&w thing they show in Germnay.
"Don't tell me I'm still on that *eckin island!"
"I remember when my husband .....
...... I've said too much!"
Ted: :eek: ! There's WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle: Oh I meant those... what do you call them? RAISANS!
'No! Billy's is rounder at the top!'
Dougal: Why didn't you lie to him?
Ted: I told all sorts of lies! Great big massive lies with ****in' bells hanging off them!
& points to Father Ted"Gobshite":D, thats one of the best episodes
Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvwNR3vF44
Dougal: Carol, put your clothes back on, I can't concentrate.
"It's too big for the milk float, I'll pick it up tomorrow."
Ted: Dougal get back to bed I'm not Richard Whiteley.
Similar to....
Dougal (in his sleep): A P please Bob
Ted: Oh no, not Blockbusters again!
And : Dougal - "God Ted, I've heard about these cults! Men in black saying God's going to come back and judge us!"
Ted - "No Dougal, that's us - that's Catholicism!"
Father Ted: That would be quite common you know. The favourite son would become a doctor and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood.
Father Dougal: Your brother is a doctor isn't he?
Father Ted: Yes he is.
Father Ted "Is he your business partner?"
Charles "No,he's my lover"
Father Ted "He's...he's.....he's quite a catch!"
Father Ted "And this is my partner Father Dougal McGuire.......[pause].........NOT my sexual partner!"