BREAKING NEWS : Sarah Jessica Parker has veins in her hands!!

the_phoothe_phoo Posts: 2,379
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Stop press!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1162547/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-cuts-elegant-figure-classic-dress--theres-hiding-veiny-hands.html

I don't know how you lot feel but I for one never cease to be amazed at the journalistic talents they have at the Daily Mail. Intelligent journalism at it's best :cool:
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  • Mr GigglesMr Giggles Posts: 18,232
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    And the expert use of Photoshop.....

    Remember those images of Victoria Beckhams legs? The DM had the images altered and there is plenty of proof of this.

    It's the same with more or less any image on the DM website.
  • chavetchavet Posts: 2,503
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    Small wonder she's had to turn to wearing haute couture to deflect attention from these monstrosities. There should be zoos for people like this.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    As soon as I saw your thread title, I knew it would be a DM article! How dare she have veiny hands???? I wonder if the people who write this crap in the DM all look like supermodels themselves?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,071
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    OMG how on earth can she live with veins in her hands...what a disgrace!!!! :rolleyes:

    The DM really do scrape the barrell with their stories, next week it will be.......such and such has a nose on their face...SHOCK HORROR! :eek::D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,569
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    Maybe it's because she doesn't have enough fat on her body? The only women I've seen like that are those who work out way too much and are too thin. My mum is older than her and is in good shape but you can't see the veins on her hands!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,000
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    I wouldn't worry so much about her having veins on her hands. She just looks a foot to me. :D
  • Mr GigglesMr Giggles Posts: 18,232
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    Upon a quick search around the net her hands do look a tad rough but I'm sticking with my earlier comment, the image from the DM is doctored to make her hand look worse than it is.

    The DM enjoy bringing out the worse in people.
  • mariannermarianner Posts: 11,043
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    Mr Giggles wrote: »
    And the expert use of Photoshop.....

    Remember those images of Victoria Beckhams legs? The DM had the images altered and there is plenty of proof of this.

    It's the same with more or less any image on the DM website.

    Yes they do this quite a lot to put down those who they don't like.
    They tried to do the same with Oprah when she was in London for Mandela but it was quickly removed.
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    How dare she go out in public looking like that?!! :sleep:;)
  • IvanIVIvanIV Posts: 30,301
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    I'd love to see photos of those DM beauties that write this shite, they must be a perfection personified if they have to attack everybody for their looks.
  • glyn9799glyn9799 Posts: 7,391
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    What a bitch!! I used to be a big fan of SJPs but this story has just showed her in a whole new light. Filthy skank! :eek: :rolleyes:

    How the hell the DM still manages to sell papers is a mystery to me. I wouldn't even wipe my bum with it...
  • StoneDeafStoneDeaf Posts: 956
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    Sarah Jessica Parker got a veiny hands!........:yawn:

    I got a very veiny cock... Will that make it in the Daily Mail. :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,372
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    What a disgrace! She should have them chopped off immediately!
  • glyn9799glyn9799 Posts: 7,391
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    StoneDeaf wrote: »
    Sarah Jessica Parker got a veiny hands!........:yawn:

    I got a very veiny cock... Will that make it in the Daily Mail. :o

    Well, to be in the Daily Mail you need to fit into one of the following catergories:

    A) Work for the BBC
    B) Be of normal weight and have a vagina

    So i don't think they'll be interested :( The Telegraph might be though :p
  • IvanIVIvanIV Posts: 30,301
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    StoneDeaf wrote: »
    Sarah Jessica Parker got a veiny hands!........:yawn:

    I got a very veiny cock... Will that make it in the Daily Mail. :o
    scofo76 wrote: »
    What a disgrace! She should have them chopped off immediately!

    Now there's a solution for both of you :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,270
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    StoneDeaf wrote: »
    Sarah Jessica Parker got a veiny hands!........:yawn:

    I got a very veiny cock... Will that make it in the Daily Mail. :o

    Let me know if it does, and I'll buy the rag :D
  • mariannermarianner Posts: 11,043
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    glyn9799 wrote: »
    Well, to be in the Daily Mail you need to fit into one of the following catergories:

    A) Work for the BBC
    B) Be of normal weight and have a vagina

    So i don't think they'll be interested :( The Telegraph might be though :p

    No, to be a Daily Hate star you have to be:
    - criminal
    - hypocrite
    - obsessed over someone or something
    - invite paps for tea
    - not successful
  • Phaz0rPhaz0r Posts: 907
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    I heard she was actually trying to steal cursed objects from a museum. As I trained nutcase I would attribute this to an Egyptian Jackal, known to wither the hands of unworthy thieves.

    Also, I genuinely didn't know who Sarah Jessica Parker was, until I clicked the link and recognized her from that sex in the city crapfest.
  • RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    She looks fab though!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 559
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    She looks fab though!!!

    aside from the helen daniels face and the giant throbbing beast hand?

    srsly tho, my hands are more veiny than that, maybe that's a man thing tho.

    OMG! SJP IS A MAN!!! Someone ring the DM.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 667
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    She looks fab though!!!

    She has a new perfume coming out...
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    these stories with their headlines are getting worse by the day

    it has all become- pathetic
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    A celebrity with something to plug??! :eek: Surely not?!! :p
  • DavetheScotDavetheScot Posts: 16,623
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    The thing with these "lets slag off some female celeb for looking less than perfect" stories is that the comments below them always attack the story. They aren't even carrying their readers with them.
  • fraserafrasera Posts: 8,271
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    veiny hands around a veiny c....

    new porn fettish?
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