SCD Series X 'Post of the Day'

shuddupfluffy · 19/09/12 - 00:55

After the success of the thread for last series, I've started one for Series X.

shuddupfluffy · 19/09/12 - 00:58

From the 'Anyone remember Alesha?' thread:

tabithakitten wrote: »

Hey - Alesha is Hellas. You get an awful lot for your money but it's pretending to be something it's not, it's a bit tacky and has a tendency to make you feel nauseated after a few pieces. But it's still bloody good value. If you like feeling sick as a dog on a shoestring.

Following a discussion about chocolate and sweets from the 80s, FMs were asked to compare Darcy and Alesha to chocolate bars. Anyone who ever bought a Hellas bar will know exactly why this post is so good!

mimi dlc · 19/09/12 - 01:21

shuddupfluffy wrote: »

After the success of the thread for last series, I've started one for Series X.

I think love this thread!
Looking forward to reading some hidden gems.

KitKat21 · 20/09/12 - 19:32

Alli-F wrote: »

I genuinely think that weight is a different issue for men than it is for women. For men, it's a logical thing, you cut down on calories, you exercise a bit more, you lose weight.

For women, food is a psychologica/emotional thing. It's your friend, your enemy, it makes you feel better when you're depressed, it's to have a party and celebrate, it's there when you're bored and it doesn't judge you. Yes, you know logically how to lose weight, but nothing about losing weight is logical for a woman. It's why we have such a different relationship with chocolate to men.

I lost 8 stone at WW and I now weigh and counsel other women, it's got not a lot to do with what you put in your mouth, it's what goes on between your ears.

Food is the only addiction that you have to face every day. If you're an alcoholic or a gambler or a drug addict, you can avoid your addiction, whereas people with food addiction have to face that addiction at least 3 times a day.

It must be nice for the judgmental amongst us to sit on that high horse and make judgments about things they know very little about. :rolleyes:

Just struck a nerve with me.

katie_p · 20/09/12 - 19:45

Loved this exchange about Lisa talking about her weight:

TerryM22 wrote: »

Oh dear, it looks like that is going to be her theme.

loulabelle44 wrote: »

Did you know that Tom Chambers got married?

shuddupfluffy · 21/09/12 - 19:36

In reply to someone not knowing what the 'Ho!' was.... this made me cry laughing - it's just the way it's done, but it was brilliant.

TheAuburnEnigma wrote: »

There's a part in the theme tune where you can hear them shout "ho!", it's just after halfway through the opening credits:

I'll try and describe, it's this bit:

"dah dah HO! doo de doo de doo, dahdahdahdahdahddahdahdahdah dah dah dah dah"

Kmc1978 · 21/09/12 - 19:38

shuddupfluffy wrote: »

In reply to someone not knowing what the 'Ho!' was.... this made me cry laughing - it's just the way it's done, but it was brilliant.

You beat me to it, it's fantastic:D

daisydee · 22/09/12 - 19:29

shuddupfluffy wrote: »

In reply to someone not knowing what the 'Ho!' was.... this made me cry laughing - it's just the way it's done, but it was brilliant.

I love the 'HO'!

It really gets me in the mood for a jolly evening of SCD.:p

TheAuburnEnigma · 22/09/12 - 19:35

shuddupfluffy wrote: »

In reply to someone not knowing what the 'Ho!' was.... this made me cry laughing - it's just the way it's done, but it was brilliant.

Kmc1978 wrote: »

You beat me to it, it's fantastic:D

Why thank you my dears

I might have put in too many "dah"s but it was the only way that I could describe that bit

mimi dlc · 23/09/12 - 22:37

This is a few days old, but I'm rubbish at cutting and pasting with only my phone to use

TerryM22 wrote: »

I have images, well more dreams really of 'Widdy's Question Time' making a return on It Takes Two this year.

Pippa 2 wrote: »

You're a wit, Terry.;)

TerryM22 wrote: »

I have a feeling you missed off a 't' there somewhere.

mimi dlc · 26/09/12 - 19:11

Discussing the fake tan dilemma...

tabithakitten wrote: »

Naturally pale celebs have a tough choice going into Strictly. The colour chart appears to be as follows:-

1. Frosty the Snowman has hypothermia
2. John Major with a hot flush
3. Chocolate ice cream left out in blazing sun
4. Ronsealed shed after a thunderstorm
5. Gavbot
6. Oompah Loompah fell in chocolate river

As I said - tough choice.

mimi dlc · 27/09/12 - 14:34

Pet Monkey wrote: »

......:cool: (Colin)
.........|
.........|
.........|
.........|
:rolleyes:....| (Kristina)

Is anyone else reading this thread apart from me?

SaraV1308 · 27/09/12 - 14:44

mimi dlc wrote: »

Is anyone else reading this thread apart from me?

I am ... and I wondered what today's contribution was.....

I would have said Ali's post about Colin's hands and what they could be used for would qualify too.... but maybe that should stay where it is....

Dilly 1 · 29/09/12 - 14:44

Fab poetry post from 7Seren7 in the 'Week 1 dances' thread that I thought I would add here too

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showpost.php?p=61378613&postcount=63

SCD Launch Show 2012

It’s Series 10 of Strictly,
Doesn’t time quickly fly?
A new set of celebs and dancers,
Lots of glitz to dazzle the eye.

We have Olympians, presenters & actors,
We know them all by name,
All have one thing in common…
Their lives are touched by fame.

Sid, the cheeky chappie,
Michael, the cricket whiz,
Colin, the Hollywood actor,
Bet Kristina will make him fizz!

Johnny, the OAP like me!
Louis, the Olympic star,
Richard from Breakfast TV,
Westlife Nicky-he’ll probably go far!

Jerry Hall with her clever wit,
Kimberly from “Girls Aloud”,
Dani, the “pocket rocket”,
To win they will all have vowed!

Victoria the Olympic champion,
With the world now at her feet.
Denise Van Outen- star of stage,
Her partner waiting to meet.

Jolly Lisa from Emmerdale,
She’ll be a lot of fun,
I believe she’ll surprise us all,
When her dance is done!

Then we come to lovely Fern,
For years our “This Morning” friend,
I miss her “cracking up” with Phil,
Best wishes to them all, I send.

Bruce and Tess are back again,
The judges Craig, Bruno and Len,
With new judge Darcey Bussell
To marks the celebs out of ten!

So here we go on Launch Night,
With all the glitz and glamour,
The fab band and singers all ready,
Round the audience ran a murmur.

Lovely Nat with Michael,
Ola and smiling Sid,
Denise and the happy James…
He jumped up like a kid!!

Richard with Erin, Kimberly and Pash.
Nicky with Karen, the new girl,
Louis & Flavia, Anton with Jerry,
Aliona will give Johnny a twirl!

Victoria with Brendan---was he pleased!!
Kristina with Colin who’s VERY tall.
Vincent & Dani the diminutive duo.
I’m sure they’ll all have a ball!

Robin was thrilled to have Lisa,
You can see the fun at a glance,
They will have a whale of a time,
By golly, that girl can dance!

Our Artem was partnered with lovely Fern,
With smiles their faces were lit!
This is a lovely partnership,
And she can do the splits!!!

The group dance was a bit of a mess!
The pro dance as usual- great!
Can’t wait to see how the partnerships work,
October the 5th is the date!

So the pairings are done for another year,
Can’t wait for Strictly to begin.
The sparkle, the satins and sequins,
And all that glittery bling!

Good luck to all the couples,
Especially Fern and Artem.
You’ll sparkle like the stars you are,
This new team we will call Ferntem!!

peeve · 30/09/12 - 14:47

From Sallyforth on the thread announcing Aliona's replacement:

Originally Posted by csiaddict71

Oh come on! Let's have some homegrown talent for a change. I'm getting bored with all these foreign imports!

What, like CSI you mean???

:D:D

katie_p · 30/09/12 - 15:27

On the reaction to Iveta stepping in for Aliona:

perdiedumpling wrote: »

So, Iveta is one of the best qualified pros to ever be on the show, and people are complaining because she is foreign? That she's been brought in instead of bringing back (Danish) Camilla, (Russian) Lilia, (South African) Nicole, (Lithuanian-Israeli-Canadian) Katya or (extra-terrestial) Karen? Riiiiight.

BuddyBontheNet · 01/10/12 - 10:00

mimi dlc wrote: »

This is a few days old, but I'm rubbish at cutting and pasting with only my phone to use

TerryM22 wrote: »

I have images, well more dreams really of 'Widdy's Question Time' making a return on It Takes Two this year.

Pippa 2 wrote: »

You're a wit, Terry.;)

TerryM22 wrote: »

I have a feeling you missed off a 't' there somewhere...I was alway tempted to rise to the challenge of Widdy's philosophy. " Self respect and a hymen are more important than friends and fun. "

This one caught my eye too mimi!

No real crackers yet - but they will!

SaraV1308 · 01/10/12 - 11:20

Nominated from the Unappreciation thread.....

Doktor Dances wrote: »

Morning everyone

I can't figure out what to do with this - someone has put a 3 hours (THREE HOURS) episode of Albania's Dancing with the Stars on YouTube :eek::eek::D:D

THREE HOURS

flugella wrote: »

Three hours?? What do they do for three hours???

Doktor Dances wrote: »

I tried to watch it but gave up after two dances.

Here's a brief description of how Albanian television stretches out an episode for three hours:

1) Opening sequence. Theme tune is as usual, but slower than ours. Much slower. I think this is because both professional and celebrity seem to be at the same level of competence in the posing bits.

2) Presenters come on. She's a GMTV presenter, he's a gay porn star. They talk. And talk. And talk. And talk. I'm going to make some soup.

[wanders to kitchen]

and talk and talk and talk,

3) The judges are introduced. There's three of them, who all talk for as long as they can about how lovely it must be to live in Albania. The three judges are:
a) Andi McDowell drown from memory
b) A gay porn star
c) A bank manager

Then there's more talking. I've made some bread and hoovered the flat at this rate

4) Let's meet the stars of our show! It becomes clear that the standard of ballroom dancing in Albania is below ours because I still can't work out which is the professional and which is the celeb. Further to this, the dresses are more Preston Market than Blackpool Tower. Lots of beards, too. And on the men.

5) Let's dance! The VT has lots of dancing, which is novel. Also talking. He talks. She talks. He talks. She talks. Do they not like each other? I think not. She has a moon-face and a severe hairline. He has a goatee.

6) There's some more talking. There's no also no live band. This is a quickstep with no quick. There's barely any step. He folds his arms at one point whilst she walks around him. And i mean *walks*.

7) Voting. There's now enough talking for me to build a rabbit hutch and sand-blast the kitchen sink. The voting takes place about an hour later. The votes are 3 - 4 - 8.

8) Another VT. This is 90 seconds of a woman on a motorbike, sometimes in monochrome. Nothing explains this.

9) A Paso to the last Bond theme. It's awful. He looks like a bored waiter, she looks unable to string to steps together. It seems to end after only 30 seconds, too,

10) More talking. I've now grown an inch and baked cakes for all my neighbours. The voting is 6-2-8

Alli-F · 01/10/12 - 12:13

DD's post was very funny.

. He's also posted some hilarious screen captures on the unapp thread too.

mimi dlc · 04/10/12 - 10:08

For those who loved Lynxmale's edit of Lisa Snowdown's Bacofoil showdance with comments from DS.....

The truth behind Jason and Kristina's AT

katie_p wrote: »

New and updated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU9YWZlG1XQ&feature=youtu.be

Inspired Master Plan and Video edting by katie_p
Insightful comments from Doktor dances.
Professional critique from DavidJames

Many thanks to all of them from me.

Caramel Crunch · 04/10/12 - 10:36

mimi dlc wrote: »

For those who loved Lynxmale's edit of Lisa Snowdown's Bacofoil showdance with comments from DS.....

The truth behind Jason and Kristina's AT

Inspired Master Plan and Video edting by katie_p
Insightful comments from Doktor dances.
Professional critique from DavidJames

Many thanks to all of them from me.

I love it

spider9 · 05/10/12 - 13:37

Kmc's attempts to drum up gossip on the Non app thread

Kmc1978 wrote: »

Dave Arch's real name is Robert Day Varch and he is a distant cousin of Daniel Day Lewis and David Van Day. Darren Day is his secret love child..

tracyanneday · 05/10/12 - 18:32

Today's quote of the day has to be.....!

'Ola has broken James's nose!!!'

Tee Hee!

:):)

mimi dlc · 06/10/12 - 17:21

This is cheating as it's not actually a quote from DS, but it is a fantastic "defence" of the Denise is a RINGAH accusations.

Monkseal wrote: »

Of course to hear Denise speak of it all she did in Chicago was sit in a chair. She never done no dancing, honest. A nation scoffs in unison so hard and loud that I briefly think I’m in France. What ignoramuses you all are for not knowing that Denise in fact appeared in a modernist revisioning of Chicago set in an Old People’s Home, featuring songs “They Both Reached For The Zimmer”, “Nowadays (Bloody Kids)”, “All That Jam”, “I Can’t Do It Alone (Bathe)”, “Tenalady Tango” and “Hot Honey & Lemon On Toast”. Matron Mama Morton descended for her big number (“When You’re Good To Mama, She’ll Get The Scrabble Out And Listen To You Talking About The War”) on a Stanna stairlift. It was beautiful.

See
http://monkseal.wordpress.com/

katie_p · 06/10/12 - 19:03

Summary of Johnny's spot:

perdiedumpling wrote: »

So Zoe got her talent from her mother, then.

tortoiseperson · 06/10/12 - 20:49

I propose:

tabithakitten wrote: »

She's been getting a bit of a bad press so here's a tribute to Denise Van Ringer:-

Oh I’m the ringerest ringer
To be on SCD
As the public knows
I’ve been in shows
My name is DVT

Been on stage in Chicago
But just sat on a stool
I’ve never tried
The ballroom side
May well look like a fool

Oh oobee do
I’ve done some dance it’s true oo oo
I can walk the walk
Talk the talk
Oo oo oo
But if you just knew oo oo
It’s tough for me ee ee
To learn to be
Like a posh bird too.

Hey there!

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