What will Taylor Swift's song about breaking up with Harry One Direction be called?

[Deleted User] · 13/12/12 - 08:43

She's probably writing it in her head right now!

AdelaideGirl · 13/12/12 - 08:56

Something about the crazy fans and the death threats on twitter. In fact what about "Twitter"

gulliverfoyle · 13/12/12 - 09:01

thank god I dont have to beard anymore?

[Deleted User] · 13/12/12 - 09:10

'Bad Teeth Guy'

Satnavvy · 13/12/12 - 09:42

It's called "To Weird To Be My Beard"

Agent Krycek · 13/12/12 - 09:44

"You look like an evil cat"

Dennis C · 13/12/12 - 10:00

Don't know but here's the first draft:

Got some pain in my head, life's a ditch
Since my Harry done called me a bitch
So uncool, life's a fool, Harry told me more
He's a bore, though he knows I'm a xxxx

I'm a xxxx, I'm a xxxx, not a door
Need a man, any man, or the whole goddam crew
Failing that, anything living with a c**k will do
Feeling blue, cos my head's in a whirl,
Gotta do right - I'LL GO OUT WITH A GIRL!!!

Brummie Girl · 13/12/12 - 10:00

"Zayn's better looking than you but he's already taken"
"You were good for publicity"
"What was I thinking?"

Vodka_Drinka · 13/12/12 - 10:11

You said we'd be together for like, ever
Even though I'm like way too young for you
Then you went a dumped for a certain Nothern DJ

egghead1 · 13/12/12 - 10:13

Wrong Direction?

Gusto Brunt · 13/12/12 - 10:25

diary_room wrote: »

'Bad Teeth Guy'

Has he really got bad teeth? I've never looked.;)

Becky Sharpe · 13/12/12 - 10:34

Taylor Swift, perhaps a few more break-ups/CDs down the line:

I've been with thousands of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelley
then jump on your belly
and bust your balloon!
Oy! [BANG!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU

guffybear · 13/12/12 - 12:09

I never knew he was gay

[Deleted User] · 13/12/12 - 12:13

"You with that wild curly hair ,me with my vapid stare '' ..

It will literally be that obvious .I've got her latest album ,she is hardly suitable about it .

lea27 · 13/12/12 - 12:29

egghead1 wrote: »

Wrong Direction?

I was thinking along these lines too that the relationship is only heading in one direction.

kandinski · 13/12/12 - 15:24

Has anyone noticed One direction all have the skinnest shape free legs ever seen.

Lollytroll · 13/12/12 - 17:43

Part time boyfriend, full time beard (never gonna work)

SuperAPJ · 13/12/12 - 17:52

egghead1 wrote: »

Wrong Direction?

We have a winner! The video would have to feature a man with a minor resemblance to Harry, just to get the tabloids asking "Is Taylor's new song about Harry Styles??".

[Deleted User] · 13/12/12 - 18:05

SuperAPJ wrote: »

We have a winner! The video would have to feature a man with a minor resemblance to Harry, just to get the tabloids asking "Is Taylor's new song about Harry Styles??".

According to the internet detectives , "I knew you were trouble " is about him anyway . :rolleyes:

mialicious · 13/12/12 - 18:32

Side 1
1. Dirty harry
2. Thats not my style
3. Wind tunnel hair
4. To young for him
5. Swiftly dropped

side 2
1. New direction
2.You loved him more then me
3. Album filler feat Pitbull
4. How to chart in the UK
5. Zoo romance

Moggio · 13/12/12 - 18:34

Gusto Brunt wrote: »

Has he really got bad teeth? I've never looked.;)

No, he hasn't. His teeth are really good and they're real ones are well.

cazzz · 13/12/12 - 21:55

Which Direction next? (I bet she will have another from the group lined up in a few months)

Jason · 13/12/12 - 22:47

i'd find it endlessly hilarious if they got married .. the one direction fans would just explode in anger

and i suppose the thing is, the fans will be the ones who hound her to the point of despair she she breaks up with him for her own sanity and then they'll be the ones claiming it was always going to happen ..

NotaTypo · 14/12/12 - 00:10

"You spend more time with your hair than me"
"I Ditched you in the Nick of time"
"We were going in different directions"
"I need to be Wined not Beer'd"
"Lying to ourselves"

TheDemiurge · 14/12/12 - 00:59

A cover of "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue.

Becky Sharpe · 14/12/12 - 21:38

The Daily Mail has pondered this one too, albeit in ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history.... Well,OK - October to be exact:

A source close to Taylor said she was warned by her psychic that she was about to be hurt.

The insider told RadarOnline: 'Taylor had her love goggles on and didn't care what anybody had to say about Harry...'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2220351/Taylor-Swifts-secret-heartbreak-One-Directions-Harry-Styles.html

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