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The ''What was your most rubbish present'' thread.

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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    A re-usable Tesco carrier bag. Thankfully I got loads of good stuff, that was just a bizarre stocking filler.

    Same here except the one I got was from Morrisons and it had Ant and Dec on it :p It was only a joke present though.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 927
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    A garish cheap red toaster and kettle set, the kind of thing marketed for students on a tight budget.

    Nice thought, and I don't like to sound ungrateful, but we already have a very nice matching chrome toaster and kettle of much higher quality which matches all the other kitchen items and kitchen colour scheme (the person knew this).

    So my wife now feels obliged to put away her much-loved kettle and toaster for these new things!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 927
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    Last night I opened a present from my aunty it was an erotic book, she told me she's going to build me an erotic book library. That was quite odd.

    WHAAAAAAA!?

    What did you say?
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    CroctacusCroctacus Posts: 18,306
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    I got no crap presents this year at all. My husband managed to get mine spot on for once, which only took 26 years.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 927
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    biawhiska wrote: »
    I love getting socks too. Infact, I only got 1 pair this year so a bit peeved :cool:

    I don't think I have bought socks for myself - ever!

    My only source of sock - the MIL - died last year so I got none this year.

    This is going to be a problem.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 927
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    I hate to say it but my wife is a bit of a mug when it comes to gifts.

    She has a friend who has a daughter in her late teens. Both stipulate exactly what they want - nice clothes, jewelry, trendy perfume, and so on.

    Every Christmas without fail my wife gets stuff these people obviously received as gifts previously they didn't want. For example clothes. Not TOO bad you might think, but my wife is several sizes bigger than her friend. Or a necklace, if worn, would asphyxiate her. Or sweets so far past their use by date they are toxic.
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    CaptainObvious_CaptainObvious_ Posts: 3,881
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    a face cloth.
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    a face cloth.

    That would wipe the smile off my face
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    whatsername235whatsername235 Posts: 360
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    Same here except the one I got was from Morrisons and it had Ant and Dec on it :p It was only a joke present though.

    Awww! Yours is better than mine. Gutted!:D
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Awww! Yours is better than mine. Gutted!:D

    Why??
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    i have just remembered i have a crap present..a pair of hand warmers off this work colleague on our works secret Santa's do :D( someone mentioned i had hers lol)
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    IgnazioIgnazio Posts: 18,695
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    A diamond encrusted Rolex. Ugh, I have four as it is already.>:(
    So ostentatious - how you must have recoiled at such vulgarity; such lack of class.:o
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    007Fusion007Fusion Posts: 3,657
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    A Positive Thinking CD and a Videogame that I have no interest in playing.
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    whatsername235whatsername235 Posts: 360
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    Why??

    Mine is just a red Christmas bag, no Ant or Dec on it >:(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,734
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    007Fusion wrote: »
    A Positive Thinking CD and a Videogame that I have no interest in playing.

    Was it by Morecambe and Wise? :D
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    Orangemaid wrote: »
    i have just remembered i have a crap present..a pair of hand warmers off this work colleague on our works secret Santa's do :D( someone mentioned i had hers lol)

    and i not opened them as they can go for someone else in next year's work do, or someone else can have them wrapped as a gift lol
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    jasonjimbobjasonjimbob Posts: 1,375
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    Flat Matt wrote: »
    My ex father-in-law (who is in his eighties) is legendary for his absolutely bizarre Christmas gifts and he didn't disappoint this year.

    He bought my 18-year-old daughter a men's Lynx Africa gift set and got my ex wife the Lynx Apollo equivalent.

    I can't wait to find out what he got my eldest son when I see him tomorrow. :D

    I cannot fault him for imagination, :D
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    jasonjimbobjasonjimbob Posts: 1,375
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    When I was about 9 my mum asked me what I wanted and I asked for a snooker table and balls, she got me what I wanted but the table fitted in the palm of my hand (yes it was that size) and the balls looked like painted ball bearings in various colours, needless to say I lost the balls in minutes
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    DinkyDooDinkyDoo Posts: 3,588
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    postit wrote: »

    That is awful, id have hidden that in a cupboard regardless of how much it cost.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    For some reason, a couple of my mums friends, who I have never met buy presents for my daughter each year and they are inevitably awful.
    Each year I say to my mum 'please can you ask these women to stop buying her things' but my mum reckons that would be rude so these women keep wasting their money buying unsuitable gifts for a child they don't know
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    A second-hand book of wheelchair-accessible walks in Cornwall.
    I last went to Cornwall 14 years ago.
    And I'm a fit and healthy, bi-pedal, 34-year old.
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    A second-hand book of wheelchair-accessible walks in Cornwall.
    I last went to Cornwall 14 years ago.
    And I'm a fit and healthy, bi-pedal, 34-year old.
    I think we've got a winner :D
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    Tt88Tt88 Posts: 6,827
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    For some reason, a couple of my mums friends, who I have never met buy presents for my daughter each year and they are inevitably awful.
    Each year I say to my mum 'please can you ask these women to stop buying her things' but my mum reckons that would be rude so these women keep wasting their money buying unsuitable gifts for a child they don't know

    Ooh we need examples! :D

    I think its worse when youve asked for nothing. My boyfriend used to get shaving kits every xmas from my nan despite us telling her that he didnt shave!
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    For some reason, a couple of my mums friends, who I have never met buy presents for my daughter each year and they are inevitably awful.
    Each year I say to my mum 'please can you ask these women to stop buying her things' but my mum reckons that would be rude so these women keep wasting their money buying unsuitable gifts for a child they don't know

    My 3 year old nephew received a resin "Golliwogs and Pencils" ornament from a family friend who has never met him.

    He'll now grow up to be mildly racist.
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