Jodie Marsh
*WARNING* do not click this link on an empty stomach http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005340660,00.html
The second pic is particulary disturbing if you 'click to enlarge'. I wouldn't be parading my ass in the papers if I had cellulite that bad. :eek:
The second pic is particulary disturbing if you 'click to enlarge'. I wouldn't be parading my ass in the papers if I had cellulite that bad. :eek:
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Never mind the cellulite, have you seen her conk on that second picture? :eek:
And why is she trying even more to look like Jordan?
See the 'relationship' with the ex-Corrie stripper is all over :rolleyes:
OMG that *nose* dearie me someone give that slapper a slap
a bike on a bike on a bike
Can't fathom her conk in the second picutre. OH MY GOD.
I used to think that I would like to have sex with her - these pictures have changed my opinion radically.
How wrong was I
She's had one helluva big paper round if she is only 26 :eek:
*titter* I'm loving my nose
Jodie says that she only dresses like that because she used to be so unhappy with her looks...but come on Jodie, anyone else who loves their body would show it off in figure hugging dresses, not in their underwear! And seriously, why would anyone want edible underwear? Sure, it might be in some weird sex thing, but it would take AGES to eat all that stuff off.
OMG I've just remembered my little sister has one of those g-strings! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Edit: Anyone seen that picture of her on holiday with the too small bikini top?
It reminds me of another 'famous' nose...Pinocchio
the girl clearly hasnt an ounce of respect for herself, looking like that
by all means, if you want to do glamour modelling then go ahead but jesus, at least take care of yourself and not look like a cheap hooker with a penchant for tango tan and dark roots and bags under your eyes you could go to NZ with!
and the cellulite! oh sweet lord the cellulite!!!!
I felt paranoid in my bikini on hols but whilst I might have a booze induced ickle pot belly there's no way my thighs look like shovel noses!!!
She is a waste of space, feel angry at myself for wasting valuable seconds thinking and typing about her. GRRRRRRRRRRRR at Jodie Marsh!
Worryingly one of my friends got that g string for her birthday its from Ann Summers. She wore it for us but over her knickers its supposed to be a joke not to be wore in public and shown in a national newspaper!!
Maybe that is them airbrushed :eek:
Your are such a bitch but my god you are so right!
Yes, I saw it - gorgeous wasn't it? :rolleyes:
I wondered myself the other day how she would look without make-up, probably a damn sight betther than with loads of slap on i'm sure. Jordan looks ten times better without make-up IMO. And why does Marsh look like Jordan, when she's always slating her??!!
She is obscene and vile and i can't stand her. :mad:
Edit: The late nights aren't due to rumpty tumpty either.
Glow in the dark teeth, bleached hair with 2" of roots showing, she looks like she's taken a bath in St Tropez fake tan, more cellulite than Ive ever seen in my life and a nose that Eddie the Eagle would be proud to ski jump off ....
She looks as rough as buzzards crutch. :sleep: