What happens at male strip shows?

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  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    JoTaylor wrote: »
    They make me shudder and not in a good way :(

    The worst one I saw was a guy who blindfolded the girl and tied her to a chair with her hands behind her back then got a snake (and thats not a metaphor!!) out of a bag and let it crawl up her skirt.

    I honestly nearly threw up.

    There are a few with 'specialities' like that.

    Watch out for the fire eaters!

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  • quiniequinie Posts: 1,493
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    I went to one once and he stripped and got down to his cloak which he then unveiled to reveal a massive nob covered in thick pink baby lotion.

    Then he got a girl out of the audience and made her kneel in front of him - then he wrapped the cloak around both of them - when she came out she had pink baby lotion all around her mouth.

    He and his also naked mate then got the girls to rub baby lotion on them and pranced about.

    I can't remember now whether anyone was stroking the nobs but I can't imagine it would have been a problem if they had.

    I hated it and made sure they didn't come near me - which they didn't. They defo seemed to know who was up for it and who wasn't?!!!
  • Dai13371Dai13371 Posts: 8,071
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    D***** wrote: »
    Do strippers really get erections and wave them around and do women even touch them or am I being misguided by what I see and hear? :o

    Snipped

    Check out "Behind the towel"
  • GlowbotGlowbot Posts: 14,847
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    I know that some will put an audience members head under a cloak, towel, whatever and the audience member will be quite at liberty to suck on his member.

    I just missed out on it happening to me. This was at a gay club with a straight stripper so maybe he needed a top up.

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    what the hell, this kind of made me barf sorry.
    Why would YOU want to pay to suck someones skanky cock? you don't know where that's been! :eek:
    If they were sucking mine it might be worth it... but (I repeat) wth.
  • darkmothdarkmoth Posts: 12,265
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    quinie wrote: »
    I went to one once and he stripped and got down to his cloak which he then unveiled to reveal a massive nob covered in thick pink baby lotion.

    Then he got a girl out of the audience and made her kneel in front of him - then he wrapped the cloak around both of them - when she came out she had pink baby lotion all around her mouth.

    He and his also naked mate then got the girls to rub baby lotion on them and pranced about.

    I can't remember now whether anyone was stroking the nobs but I can't imagine it would have been a problem if they had.

    I hated it and made sure they didn't come near me - which they didn't. They defo seemed to know who was up for it and who wasn't?!!!

    lol the one I saw did something similar, but with whipped cream and when the girl emerged she had cream around her mouth. We were all 'ugh' cos he was minging. Found out later that it was all part of the 'show' he'd told her to smear some around her mouth while under the sheet\towel. She never put his knob in her mouth.
  • quiniequinie Posts: 1,493
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    Yeah - I thought it might be for show because pink baby lotion would taste minging anyway!

    Mind you if they told me to do that I would be like "no way" because all your friends would think you were a right goer!!!
  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    Glowbot wrote: »
    what the hell, this kind of made me barf sorry.
    Why would YOU want to pay to suck someones skanky cock? you don't know where that's been! :eek:
    If they were sucking mine it might be worth it... but (I repeat) wth.

    The same reason you usually do (and it wasn't skanky or he wouldn't be getting the gig ;)).

    Where did I mention pay?

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  • GlowbotGlowbot Posts: 14,847
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    The same reason you usually do (and it wasn't skanky or he wouldn't be getting the gig ;)).

    Where did I mention pay?

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    look I am sorry, but a stripper who lets random people suck him off isn't going to be pure as the driven snow is he?
    I don't even share people's coffee cups in case I get their dieseases... the extent to which people are willing to swap fluids with strangers baffles me.
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    If i thought stripper partys were how they are like in porn id be worried too lol.
  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    Glowbot wrote: »
    look I am sorry, but a stripper who lets random people suck him off isn't going to be pure as the driven snow is he?
    I don't even share people's coffee cups in case I get their dieseases... the extent to which people are willing to swap fluids with strangers baffles me.

    we were all swigging alchohol at the time and, as already noted it is rather the 'done thing' so don't single me out - I was the jealous one.

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  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    Ataraxia wrote: »
    If i thought stripper partys were how they are like in porn id be worried too lol.

    How are they in porn then? Only seen it depicted in gay porn which is why I ask.

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    darkmoth wrote: »
    lol the one I saw did something similar, but with whipped cream and when the girl emerged she had cream around her mouth. We were all 'ugh' cos he was minging. Found out later that it was all part of the 'show' he'd told her to smear some around her mouth while under the sheet\towel. She never put his knob in her mouth.

    Is that her version of the story though?:p
  • GlowbotGlowbot Posts: 14,847
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    we were all swigging alchohol at the time and, as already noted it is rather the 'done thing' so don't single me out - I was the jealous one.

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    why would you be jelous? they probably have mouth herpes now.

    ...just out of interest where was this? :D
  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    Is that her version of the story though?:p

    My thoughts exactly - I'm pretty sure they don't normally stop you going for it for real. You might as well if that's how it's going to be made to appear ;)

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  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    Glowbot wrote: »
    why would you be jelous? they probably have mouth herpes now.

    ...just out of interest where was this? :D

    I suspect they don't.

    Pub in Islington in 1991. Rebel Red was the performer.

    And to be serious, a male stripper is probably a much more hygenic bet than not as they usually shower before and after a show and only pick one suckee per performance. Same probably can't be said for everyone in the audience.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,565
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    Jolene wrote: »
    Its much the same as what goes on when you have a dance from a girl at a strip club, but swap the breasts waving in your face for genitals.

    The strippers usually go around the room and pick out girls to do things to like squirt cream or peel a banana with their teeth, but if the girl doesn't want to they wont bother her usually. So don't worry. Its mainly a huge laugh and giggle for the girls.

    And much as they dismiss it, they use elastic bands :D

    So do postmen but ive never seen ours waving his around! :D
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly - I'm pretty sure they don't normally stop you going for it for real. You might as well if that's how it's going to be made to appear ;)

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    I've seen a couple while working in a bar with the real deal.

    One of them was a joint stag and hen do as well, her fiance tried to kill the bloke.
  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    For the OP - here's a fairly sober FAQ

    http://www.malestrippersguide.com/stripagram.html

    See also the Tips & Advice tab.

    Obviously this is aimed at those looking to book, but should provide you with the usual TORs.

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    (fixed link)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,717
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    For the OP - here's a fairly sober FAQ

    http://www.malestrippersguide.com/stripagram.html

    See also the Tips & Advice tab.

    Obviously this is aimed at those looking to book, but should provide you with the usual TORs.

    G
    Your link isn't working properly - it should be this. :)

    Love this bit under Tips & Advice: "To hire a male stripper to come to someone's house or pre-arranged event and dance for about 15 minutes you should expect to pay £120 to £130...Remember though, as with everything in life you get what you pay for, gorgeous hunky guys with manners who are great fun are not going to work for £50. If you book one for £50 you’ll get £50 worth of man, it’s that simple." :D
  • quiniequinie Posts: 1,493
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    I suspect they don't.

    Pub in Islington in 1991. Rebel Red was the performer.

    And to be serious, a male stripper is probably a much more hygenic bet than not as they usually shower before and after a show and only pick one suckee per performance. Same probably can't be said for everyone in the audience.

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    Oh my gosh - that was who I saw too - in Birmingham - I suspect that there is only one male stripper and that is him!!!:D
  • cobaltmalecobaltmale Posts: 21,119
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    quinie wrote: »
    Oh my gosh - that was who I saw too - in Birmingham - I suspect that there is only one male stripper and that is him!!!:D

    No, but he's one of the top ones.

    Features on the site I linked to and was also one of the London Knights troupe.

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  • SentenzaSentenza Posts: 12,114
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    I used to go to a strip show at a football club and the pint glass would come round for money and once they got enough the women started taking random blokes on stage humiliate them and then perform oral or hand job and they would spunk up on stage lol.
  • Martin BlankMartin Blank Posts: 1,689
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    Sentenza wrote: »
    I used to go to a strip show at a football club and the pint glass would come round for money and once they got enough the women started taking random blokes on stage humiliate them and then perform oral or hand job and they would spunk up on stage lol.

    :eek:

    Is that like throwing up?
  • GlowbotGlowbot Posts: 14,847
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    I suspect they don't.

    Pub in Islington in 1991. Rebel Red was the performer.

    And to be serious, a male stripper is probably a much more hygenic bet than not as they usually shower before and after a show and only pick one suckee per performance. Same probably can't be said for everyone in the audience.

    G


    you can't wash of general skankyness. just like 'you can't kill a stripper (they are already dead inside)'
    ~family guy
  • AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    cobaltmale wrote: »
    I suspect they don't.

    Pub in Islington in 1991. Rebel Red was the performer.

    And to be serious, a male stripper is probably a much more hygenic bet than not as they usually shower before and after a show and only pick one suckee per performance. Same probably can't be said for everyone in the audience.

    G

    Rebel Red's retired now.
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