Man's front lawn stolen !!

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 19:38 #2

  One for Special Branch

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  OhWhenTheSaints Posts: 12,531

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  28/03/12 - 19:39 #3

  That story is so boring I lawned reading it.

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 36,630

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  28/03/12 - 19:40 #4

  I think that guy was a plant.

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  Silent-love Posts: 1,931

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  28/03/12 - 19:42 #5

  They should respect other peoples privet property.
  
  Did they also take a fence?

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  TheMunch Posts: 9,024

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  28/03/12 - 19:42 #6

  First they steal CrazyChris' fence and now this?

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  Aaron.Bishop Posts: 978

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  28/03/12 - 19:51 #7

  He as in the owner looks rather happy about someone stealing his own lawn for the first time, he's obviously not taking it very seriously.

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  28/03/12 - 19:54 #8

  Aaron.Bishop wrote: »

  He as in the owner looks rather happy about someone stealing his own lawn for the first time, he's obviously not taking it very seriously.

  
  I imagine he doesn't think it's tragic enough to take a blade to his wrists !

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  The Vixen Posts: 9,829

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  28/03/12 - 19:59 #9

  I'm hedging my bets this will be all mower by the morning.

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  late8 Posts: 7,175

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  28/03/12 - 20:00 #10

  Ha some Gypsies stole a persons lawn we knew once. They even took a whole stone wall !

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  28/03/12 - 20:05 #11

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  One for Special Branch

  
  
  Yeah, they'll twig it.

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  28/03/12 - 20:05 #12

  I used to live just round the corner from that bloke!
  
  I'm sure the theives could have found somewhere more salubrious in Ipswich to nick a lawn from
  
  Then again, knowing the area they probably didn't need a vehicle to take it. Probably just carried it home

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  28/03/12 - 20:06 #13

  TheMunch wrote: »

  First they steal CrazyChris' fence and now this?

  
  I suspect the evil cat next door!

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 20:09 #14

  sadoldbird wrote: »

  Yeah, they'll twig it.

  
  With some help from their Jewish informant - Mo the grass.

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  Press_Esc Posts: 1,065

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  28/03/12 - 20:34 #15

  The grass is greener on the other side

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  sadoldbird Posts: 9,626

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  28/03/12 - 20:35 #16

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  With some help from their Jewish informant - Mo the grass.

  
  
  Does he moonlight as a turf accountant?

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 20:36 #17

  sadoldbird wrote: »

  Does he moonlight as a turf accountant?

  
  He did but they've put him on gardening leave.

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  Babe Rainbow Posts: 34,349

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  28/03/12 - 20:39 #18

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  He did but they've put him on gardening leave.

  
  
  Just need to interject here - off topic - to say I love your username

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 20:41 #19

  Babe Rainbow wrote: »

  Just need to interject here - off topic - to say I love your username

  
  Why, thank you my dear.

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  OhWhenTheSaints Posts: 12,531

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  28/03/12 - 20:43 #20

  There should be a lawn against that sort of thing

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 20:44 #21

  I'd have thought they'd have been spotted by the border patrol.

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  28/03/12 - 20:45 #22

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  Why, thank you my dear.

  
  Sow.... anyway where were we ??

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  Juan Khurz Posts: 307

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  28/03/12 - 20:48 #23

  This is a case for Inspector Moss.

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  Babe Rainbow Posts: 34,349

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  28/03/12 - 20:49 #24

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  This is a case for Inspector Moss.

  
  Didn't The Rolling Stones write a song about that ?

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  sadoldbird Posts: 9,626

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  28/03/12 - 20:50 #25

  Juan Khurz wrote: »

  He did but they've put him on gardening leave.

  
  Why? Did he hedge his bets?

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  28/03/12 - 20:51 #26

  Wonder what sod did that.

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