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This porn tart getting chopped in a lorry

BrotherDanielBrotherDaniel Posts: 1,439
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This Doris called Rebecca More has been rocking up in a lorry and inviting guys to shag her, this is a uk tour for television x.

Makes me sick what some people do for money and attention
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    GroutyGrouty Posts: 34,039
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    She hasn't been round here yet :(
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    Grouty wrote: »
    She hasn't been round here yet :(



    You must be too far north to be included in the tour.
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    HypnodiscHypnodisc Posts: 22,728
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    I'll keep a look out, thanks for the heads up!
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Who is Doris? Rebecca's mum?
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    Who is Doris? Rebecca's mum?



    Slang for lady of the night Frankie.
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Makes me sick what some people do for money and attention

    You're getting PAID to post this?
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    EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    That would at least make a watchable episode of Eddie Stobart's Boring F***ing Haulage Firm
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Slang for lady of the night Frankie.
    Oh I see. I'm being educated this evening. :)
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    flowerpowaflowerpowa Posts: 24,386
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    This Doris called Rebecca More has been rocking up in a lorry and inviting guys to shag her, this is a uk tour for television x.

    Makes me sick what some people do for money and attention
    Oh Brother! :o
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    That would at least make a watchable episode of Eddie Stobart's Boring F***ing Haulage Firm



    :D That was one shocking TV show, they tried to make it exciting but failed.
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    Flat MattFlat Matt Posts: 7,023
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    Any idea if she's coming to Portsmouth, OP?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    This Doris called Rebecca More has been rocking up in a lorry and inviting guys to shag her, this is a uk tour for television x.

    Makes me sick what some people do for money and attention

    Well she isn't exactly getting chopped is she? ;-)
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    This is some new slang I haven't heard .. "getting chopped" and "doris" .. i like it :D
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    BrotherDanielBrotherDaniel Posts: 1,439
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    This is some new slang I haven't heard .. "getting chopped" and "doris" .. i like it :D

    Glad to help
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    feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    That would at least make a watchable episode of Eddie Stobart's Boring F***ing Haulage Firm

    I see they are making a new film about Eddie Stobart. I've just seen the trailer.
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    Ramo1234 wrote: »
    Well she isn't exactly getting chopped is she? ;-)
    This is some new slang I haven't heard .. "getting chopped" and "doris" .. i like it :D



    Getting 'chopped' is slang for getting high, so I do not know what that is to do with a 'doris' who is doing a lorry 'sex' tour of the UK.
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    treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,659
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    It's been a long time coming but at last a TV show has tapped in to what men really want.

    A girl being trampolined in a lorry.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    OP - are you the guy who pays webcam girls for their soiled knickers or am I thinking of someone else (possibly highking)???
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    treefr0g wrote: »
    A girl being trampolined in a lorry.
    trampolined:confused:?
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    MandarkMandark Posts: 47,964
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    OP - are you the guy who pays webcam girls for their soiled knickers or am I thinking of someone else (possibly highking)???
    Cheaper to nick 'em from ladies bags in launderettes when they're not looking!! Sniff, sniff, ahhh... :D
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    treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,659
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    jzee wrote: »
    trampolined:confused:?

    You know. When somebody basket weaves somebody.
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    bcdeebcdee Posts: 318,119
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    feckit wrote: »
    I see they are making a new film about Eddie Stobart. I've just seen the trailer.

    :D:D:D
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Getting 'chopped' is slang for getting high, so I do not know what that is to do with a 'doris' who is doing a lorry 'sex' tour of the UK.

    Yeah, does seem a bit weird.

    I suppose what she's doing is really no different to any of these gangbang films that have been made over the years. it's probably less of a meat market than they are, to be fair though.
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    BrotherDanielBrotherDaniel Posts: 1,439
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    OP - are you the guy who pays webcam girls for their soiled knickers or am I thinking of someone else (possibly highking)???

    Not me, that's not my banter at all
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