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EE: Max Branning toasting himself :(

_elly001_elly001 Posts: 11,937
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Was there ever a sadder sight than one Max Branning holding a wine glass aloft to an empty room of angrily-departed family? I'm starting to feel like Max is maybe two steps away from listening to Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day in a non-ironic way, propping up a lonely bar in Dalston, drinking an Old Fashioned and making eyes at the aging hooker across the room, and finally disappearing one dark night with nobody noticing or caring.

What can we do with a problem like Max Branning? :(
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,613
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    Just Max and his penis sitting at the table toasting their good health. As it was always meant to be.
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    _elly001_elly001 Posts: 11,937
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    J-B wrote: »
    Just Max and his penis sitting at the table toasting their good health. As it was always meant to be.

    "It's just you and me now, little Max. Just you and me." *sips wine, slowly starts to cry*
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    I thought this thread was a euphemism. :cool:

    I bet Max is excellent at 'toasting' himself and if he met any premiership footballers along with a couple of bimbos would really enjoy a bit of 'roasting' as well! ;-)
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    I was upstairs waiting. the greedy pig drank all the wine
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,396
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    I bet Max has been 'toasting himself' every night since Emma has been giving him the cold shoulder.
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    bass55 wrote: »
    I bet Max has been 'toasting himself' every night since Emma has been giving him the cold shoulder.

    I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    major lols keyser!
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    sorcha_healy27 wrote: »
    major lols keyser!

    Thanks I do my best! :D:D:D
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    _elly001 wrote: »
    Was there ever a sadder sight than one Max Branning holding a wine glass aloft to an empty room of angrily-departed family? I'm starting to feel like Max is maybe two steps away from listening to Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day in a non-ironic way, propping up a lonely bar in Dalston, drinking an Old Fashioned and making eyes at the aging hooker across the room, and finally disappearing one dark night with nobody noticing or caring.

    What can we do with a problem like Max Branning? :(

    :D Poor Max. Once he's finished with the Green Day it will be onto 'All by Myyyyyyyseeeellllffffffff!"

    And yes, I also thought toasting was a euphemism! :D
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    HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,022
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...
    :D
    Lets not imagine that.....he probably gone through tons of bog roll as it is!
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    Broken_ArrowBroken_Arrow Posts: 10,637
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    Forget toasting himself. He should have topped himself, the miserable bastard!
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    0...0 wrote: »
    :D Poor Max. Once he's finished with the Green Day it will be onto 'All by Myyyyyyyseeeellllffffffff!"

    And yes, I also thought toasting was a euphemism! :D

    Max Branning donning a blonde wig (most likely Carol's) à la Bridget Jones and sinking down a bottle of red wine before breaking out into song?
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...

    :D:D
    I was going to make a joke about cracks and polyfilla but I want to maintain a sense of decorum here.
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    Max Branning donning a blonde wig (most likely Carol's) à la Bridget Jones and sinking down a bottle of red wine before breaking out into song?

    :D:D:D That would be the most character development he's had in years.
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    I can imagine Max singing 'Lola' by the Kinks as he decides to try something new...
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    0...0 wrote: »
    :D:D
    I was going to make a joke about cracks and polyfilla but I want to maintain a sense of decorum here.

    There's a first time for everything.:D
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    I am off to kip but I expect this thread to develop into another classic - just like Max's diaries. :D

    Night folks. :)
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    :D:D:D That would be the most character development he's had in years.

    Well yes, shouting at people, being miserable and shagging around-just a typical Branning really. He needs shaking up. ;-)
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Broken_Arrow wrote: »
    Forget toasting himself. He should have topped himself, the miserable bastard!

    And castrated himself for good measure. That penis has a life of its own.
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    _elly001_elly001 Posts: 11,937
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    I can imagine Max singing 'Lola' by the Kinks as he decides to try something new...

    He'd probably serenade poor Lola with it, not realising what it's actually about. :o
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    I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,752
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    cybersq wrote: »
    I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"

    Same, nearly choked on my milk. I thought wow :o:o DTC really is changing EastEnders.
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    _elly001_elly001 Posts: 11,937
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    cybersq wrote: »
    I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"

    You have a smutty mind, cybersq. >:(
    thejoyof_pat wrote: »
    Same, nearly choked on my milk. I thought wow :o:o DTC really is changing EastEnders.

    As do you, JOP. >:(>:(
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    olivejolivej Posts: 14,696
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    what on earth is the matter with the guy >:(

    he is acting like a spoilt brat and the biggest idiot
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    soap-leasoap-lea Posts: 23,851
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    Well yes, shouting at people, being miserable and shagging around-just a typical Branning really. He needs shaking up. ;-)

    ahh but then ppl will moan about him having a personality transplant for a storyline and why can't he go back to his sex pest ways :D

    not sure max can win tho he does represent those males that struggle without a woman
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