CS Speculation: Owen to moider Phelan?!
Shabby backstreet builder Owen Armstrong looked tempted to 'bury the hatchet' with Paddy Phelan tonight - and not in the traditional sense!
So, where does everyone think this storyline is going? Is Owen going to brutally torture and kill Phelan? Is he going to hire a hitman? Is he just going to carry on, letting Phelan lube himself up while Owen bends over and just takes it? And what part will Tina play in this plot??
So, where does everyone think this storyline is going? Is Owen going to brutally torture and kill Phelan? Is he going to hire a hitman? Is he just going to carry on, letting Phelan lube himself up while Owen bends over and just takes it? And what part will Tina play in this plot??
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*VOM VOM VOM VOM VOM*
Yeah I know. I was weirded out by that sentence too!
This.
Don't want images of Phelan lubing himself up, thanks.
Plus - what does "moider" mean, pray tell?
Handsome Phelan will send someone to go for Katy as revenge.
It will turn out to be Tina, not Katy.
We'll have to endure weeks of Rita and Fiz 'grieving'.
Murder but Scottish... lol
I think Owen will eat humble pie... well at least Chicken & Mushroom... ;-)
Quite. Why not steak and kidney?
Yes, thought it was Scottish lol.
To get their revenge, Owen and Gary will weave a complex plot. First of all, Anna will pretend to become interested in Phelan, saying that his power over Owen is undeniably sexy. She sells it and Phelan buys it - hook, line and sinker.
One evening, Owen and Gary will set up 4 floodlights on the Red Wreck. Anna will arrange a meeting with Phelan there, saying they should meet up and then go on somewhere else. Phelan turns up, got his best shirt on, a splash of Old Spice - he looks the dogs bollocks.
Anna texts Phelan, to say how horny she is and that she thinks it would be fun to have a bonk on the Red Wreck. Phelan is well up for it. Anna approaches and tells Phelan to lash it out - which he does, with enthusiastic dynamism. Anna is taken aback at the impressive size of Phelans 5-and-a-half inch pecker.
She goes over to him and starts rubbing his chest and telling him how excited she is, flashing a bit of leg. Then she says "go on, get em off" (referring to his clothes). Phelan does so. Anna approaches the nudy Phelan then quickly bends over and picks up his clothes before running off!
Phelan is like "Oi!" Then Owen flicks the switch on the floodlights, bathing Phelans nude body in light. Phelan scarpers, but Gary captures him via video on his phone.
Anna then calls the Police to tell them a naked sex pest is loitering around the Red Wreck. Video evidence shows its Phelan.
This is what I think will happen.
Can just see it now... Fiz banging on Rita's door:
Fiz: "Rituh I need you to know how I'm feeling about Tina.. RITA!... She was like the sister I never had."
Rita: "I feel like such a fool, if only there was a cheque I could have written that would have stopped all this."
Fiz: "I just wish Phelan had told me what he were planning
If anybody's got a huge willy I bet it's ginger balls Gary