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Delta TangoDelta Tango Posts: 625
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I think I will choke to death on a sharp pointy object.

I don't know what, but I just know it will be sharp and pointy.

My head will tuurn purple and drop off. :(

The end.
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    #2
    Well, that was a short thread.
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    PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    http://www.quizrocket.com/when-will-i-die


    (you might die of frustration at the end)
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Shot by a jealous husband when I'm 93
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    1fab1fab Posts: 20,052
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    I imagine it will be multiple organ failure.
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    ackeracker Posts: 8,809
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    Milk Float incident.
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    Probably smoking related causes... Yea I should probably just quit.

    Or jumping off the Golden Gate bridge! I watched, The Bridge, last night and i can't stop thinking about it... Awkward...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,182
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    Cancer or heart disease are most people's likeliest of killers.

    I would prefer cancer because a heart attack sounds kind of serious and heart-ending.
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    I'm guessing heart attack, alone, to not be found for many weeks.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26
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    I'd rather not know. Quick and painless preferably.
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    macsmurraymacsmurray Posts: 2,134
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    Cancer probably, it got all 4 of my grandparents and both my parents have had it but thankfully fought it off.
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    I expect my heart will stop beating, leading to a failure of the blood supply to my brain, which will then cease to function.
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    John146John146 Posts: 12,926
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    Well, with me it looks like old age!!!
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    acker wrote: »
    Milk Float incident.

    You've been watching Father Ted - Speed 3 haven't you. :p

    Your real name isn't Pat Mustard by any chance.
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    solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,383
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    Probably run over by a bus when I jump out of the way of the Grand Piano that nearly falls on me.
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    malpascmalpasc Posts: 9,641
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    My heart will stop beating which will stop pumping blood supplies to my brain.
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    ackeracker Posts: 8,809
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    jra wrote: »
    You've been watching Father Ted - Speed 3 haven't you. :p

    Your real name isn't Pat Mustard by any chance.

    Id forgotten all about that :D
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    acker wrote: »
    Id forgotten all about that :D

    'Shit happens', as they say. :cool:
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    dorydaryldorydaryl Posts: 15,927
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    As long as it's relatively painless, I don't really care.
    Hopefully, not yelling "AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!"
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    John146John146 Posts: 12,926
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    malpasc wrote: »
    My heart will stop beating which will stop pumping blood supplies to my brain.

    Other way round with me, my brain will stop working and ermm ermm what was the rest
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    Probably in my sleep. All my grandparents are still alive and kicking. Great-grandparents stayed alive until between their 70s and 90s when they died in their sleep. Only one who didn't was my mum's grandfather, who died from his injuries during his late 20s.

    Mind you, a family friend - who fancied herself as 'gifted' - reckoned I would be killed in a road accident one day. She informed me this when I was a teenager. Thanks, Rosie. :rolleyes:
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,553
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    Will win the Lotto just as I really need it and have a heart attack.
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    glyn9799glyn9799 Posts: 7,391
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    Hopefully quickly and painlessly!

    My poor Grandad had a heart attack and went from perfectly fine to death in about 3 minutes - It was so quick. One of my other relatives however suffered a series of strokes and spent the last two weeks of her life unable to move, speak, see or hear :(

    I know which i'd prefer...
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    pinkyponk34pinkyponk34 Posts: 1,244
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    BastardBeaver wrote: »
    Probably smoking related causes... Yea I should probably just quit.

    Or jumping off the Golden Gate bridge! I watched, The Bridge, last night and i can't stop thinking about it... Awkward...

    Indeed, it's an unsettling film.

    I've walked across the Bridge and the handrail is chest high so to jump off is quite a laborious process for a short person.

    Having said that, and not wanting to be morbid, if you're intent on doing away with yourself, it seems a serene way to go.
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    I've always thought I'd die of a heart attack
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    Mr CynicMr Cynic Posts: 5,435
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    Delta Tango wrote: »
    I think I will choke to death on a sharp pointy object.

    I don't know what, but I just know it will be sharp and pointy.

    My head will tuurn purple and drop off. :(

    The end.

    Might be a stroke, might be angina, probably be pneumonia.

    Ones thing for sure if I feel it coming on, no 999 call from me, sod going into hospital and be put on the death pathway, or ending in an un-caring home.

    I'll choose the place where I'll clock out, and the means, not some medical professional or bureaucrat.
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