One in five children obviously hear dad say "Jesus Christ!" every time one of the Chelsea players cocks up.
I imagine he plays for most teams.
If you make it a poll where there's multiple choice options, you'll obviously get the class clown who will tick the joke answer. I'd prefer it if they weren't given options, just to see what creative joke answers they could come up with off the top of their heads.
My parents are atheists so why would they talk aboutor not tell my kids about and when i When I have kids I will not tell them about religion and nothing wrong with that.
I don't know, you'd imagine they'd pick something up about Jesus along the way, but I was surprised to find out recently my youngest wasn't too familiar with Mary and Joseph.
The day they were given their parts in the nativity he came home and told me with great excitement who was playing the donkey (the most coveted role apparently). He then went on to say one of his best friends was playing "the man who owns the donkey".
Am sure his Catholic friends would be delighted to hear he's relegated their Virgin Mary to "lady who owns the donkey".
His face was a picture when I asked if this man and lady who owned the donkey would be called Mary and Joseph perchance. "Yeah, yeah I think it was ", as if to say how could you possibly have known!
I don't know, you'd imagine they'd pick something up about Jesus along the way, but I was surprised to find out recently my youngest wasn't too familiar with Mary and Joseph.
The day they were given their parts in the nativity he came home and told me with great excitement who was playing the donkey (the most coveted role apparently). He then went on to say one of his best friends was playing "the man who owns the donkey".
Am sure his Catholic friends would be delighted to hear he's relegated their Virgin Mary to "lady who owns the donkey".
His face was a picture when I asked if this man and lady who owned the donkey would be called Mary and Joseph perchance. "Yeah, yeah I think it was ", as if to say how could you possibly have known!
Everyone knows, ever since Shrek (or WInnie The Pooh?) Donkey has been the best character.;-)
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I imagine he plays for most teams.
Probably that. A lot of people probably say it because others do, as with other things.
Wouldn't the funny answer be X Factor contestant?
...a fine No 2 to Petr Cech
If you make it a poll where there's multiple choice options, you'll obviously get the class clown who will tick the joke answer. I'd prefer it if they weren't given options, just to see what creative joke answers they could come up with off the top of their heads.
Well you wouldn't want him as your goalie as he's rubbish on crosses.
But, he can turn water in wine and walk on water apparently.
Football fans would particularly like the former, especially if he could also do it for beer.
If I were Jesus Christ, I'd make Fosters and Carlsberg only, just to piss them off (no pun intended). You wanted beer, now suck it up.
My parents are atheists so why would they talk aboutor not tell my kids about and when i When I have kids I will not tell them about religion and nothing wrong with that.
I thought he was the team physio?
The day they were given their parts in the nativity he came home and told me with great excitement who was playing the donkey (the most coveted role apparently). He then went on to say one of his best friends was playing "the man who owns the donkey".
Am sure his Catholic friends would be delighted to hear he's relegated their Virgin Mary to "lady who owns the donkey".
His face was a picture when I asked if this man and lady who owned the donkey would be called Mary and Joseph perchance. "Yeah, yeah I think it was
But Alonso knocks in the rebound.
(Think there was a banner floating about with that after Istanbul).
Everyone knows, ever since Shrek (or WInnie The Pooh?) Donkey has been the best character.;-)
Jesus of Navas.