Poor Engelbert has really got the hump
Erdink he went, he felt a right chump
He almost came last
The blast from the past
The results made him a cranky grump
There's a bloke who lives on my street
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
But it's quite a hike
And he's sailing the wet bits ... the cheat!:mad:
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There's a bloke who lives on my street
Who balances fish on his feet
I think one's a kipper
He thinks it's a slipper
You'd think he could tell in this heat!!:eek:
There's a bloke who lives on my street
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
But it's quite a hike
And he's sailing the wet bits ... the cheat!:mad:
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There's a bloke who lives on my street
Who balances fish on his feet
I think one's a kipper
He thinks it's a slipper
You'd think he could tell in this heat!!:eek:
[highlight]*****Applause for both - loving your work!!*****[/highlight]
I sold me Olympics torch on e-bay
The bidders are having a field day
It started at a million
But now it's a trillion
That's too many torches I'd say:eek:
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I sold me Olympics torch on e-bay
The bidders are having a field day
They're offering me loads
The auction implodes
I just hope the buggers 'll pay!
Oh bugger!,me torch is broken.
And a spooky voice just spoke then
Oh gawd,me knees are shaking
Please say someone's faking
"I'M NOT - DO YA THINK I'M JOKING?!
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Erdink he went, he felt a right chump
Erdink he went, he felt a right chump
He almost came last
Erdink he went, he felt a right chump
He almost came last
The blast from the past
Erdink he went, he felt a right chump
He almost came last
The blast from the past
The results made him a cranky grump
Who balance fish on his feet
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
There's a bloke who lives on my street
Who balance fish on his feet
I think one's a kipper
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
But it's quite a hike
_________________________________
There's a bloke who lives on my street
Who balances fish on his feet
I think one's a kipper
He thinks it's a slipper
He's off on his holidays to Crete
He's travelling by bike
But it's quite a hike
And he's sailing the wet bits ... the cheat!:mad:
_________________________________
There's a bloke who lives on my street
Who balances fish on his feet
I think one's a kipper
He thinks it's a slipper
You'd think he could tell in this heat!!:eek:
[highlight]*****Applause for both - loving your work!!*****[/highlight]
:D
The bidders are having a field day
The bidders are having a field day
They're offering me loads
The bidders are having a field day
It started at a million
The bidders are having a field day
It started at a million
But now it's a trillion
I sold me Olympics torch on e-bay
The bidders are having a field day
They're offering me loads
The auction implodes
The bidders are having a field day
It started at a million
But now it's a trillion
That's too many torches I'd say:eek:
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I sold me Olympics torch on e-bay
The bidders are having a field day
They're offering me loads
The auction implodes
I just hope the buggers 'll pay!
And a spooky voice just spoke then
And a spooky voice just spoke then
Oh gawd, me knees are shaking
And a spooky voice just spoke then
Oh gawd, me knees are shaking
Please say someone's faking.:eek:
And a spooky voice just spoke then
Oh gawd,me knees are shaking
Please say someone's faking
"I'M NOT - DO YA THINK I'M JOKING?!
When my fire he starts a poking