Nah........everyone would laugh at yer...best not embarrass yerself in such a fashion...better to just confess to being a twonk and hold yer head up proud -like:D:D
It was so long ago I can't remember! I think we all attended training at work....but this is a long time ago now. We used computers at work for ages before they all got linked up to the internet. Before, my manager tried to stop me playing solitaire, after, it was DS :eek:
Do you mess about with the tinternet when you should be working?
Have you ever done any of these
ballet - tap dancing - ice skating - horse riding - roller skating - skate board riding - skiing - snorkelling - high board diving - ????????
I did ballet and tap as a child for a while, rode a horse once, owned roller skates until my dad ran them over, rode my kids skateboards, bought a snorkel in the cheap shop and tried it on one holiday but it didn't work very well, never ski-ed, and never high dived!!
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Should I enrol in meetings and stand up to say "My name's Twass and I'm a toastaholic?"
Is it nearly time for the leccy blankie?
I am indeed proud of my twonkdom, it has taken many years of practice to get this stoopid
Is honesty always the best policy?
A recent survey says that women find spitting in public most annoying and men find people bumping into them most annoying.
What do you find most annoying when out in public?
Cheese toastie??
Do you have a variety of cheeses to choose from - in your home - most of the time ?
Would you participate in the Air Sex World Championships?
Did you have someone to help you at the start
to become familiar with setting up and or .... using a PC or Laptop ?
Do you mess about with the tinternet when you should be working?
addictive aint it?
Were you answering my question?
or
Were you answering Twass's question.
When did you last sit on someone's lap?
Note : I didn't even sit on his lap because i was told he didn't exist from a very early age.
Actually, I fell onto a woman's lap on the train the other week. Does that count?
Men don't sit on laps. Do they?
Have you successfully avoided all the Christmas stuff in the shops so far?
Do you floss regularly ?
Which is your better side. Left or right?
My left side is away to the shop for it's MOT.
You're having a day in the house, do you comb your hair?
Do you have some old minging baggy clothes for dossing round the house in?
Have you ever done any of these
ballet - tap dancing - ice skating - horse riding - roller skating - skate board riding - skiing - snorkelling - high board diving - ????????
Have you ever built a female snowman/woman?
I have 3 ready to use tv's downstairs
how many have you got ?
It's not a big one either. The hearth is the focal point of the living room, not the box
If I said I still hadn't opened the Border biskwits, would you be impressed?
Homemade Lentil soup with Tiger bread??
any butter on your Tigerrrrr ?
DO you own one of those hand blender things to soupify your soups with?