Question & Answer Session (Part 4)

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  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    Bung my slice in the toaster please hoots! I'm addicted to toast :blush:

    Should I enrol in meetings and stand up to say "My name's Twass and I'm a toastaholic?"
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    Nah........everyone would laugh at yer...best not embarrass yerself in such a fashion...better to just confess to being a twonk and hold yer head up proud -like:D:D



    Is it nearly time for the leccy blankie?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    Within a week or so I suspicion.....although at present I still have the summer duvet on. Nights is warm!

    I am indeed proud of my twonkdom, it has taken many years of practice to get this stoopid :D

    Is honesty always the best policy?
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    Yes - That could be a lie though.

    A recent survey says that women find spitting in public most annoying and men find people bumping into them most annoying.

    What do you find most annoying when out in public?
  • farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Litter

    Cheese toastie??
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    mmmmmmmmm yes please >:p<

    Do you have a variety of cheeses to choose from - in your home - most of the time ?
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    I am allergic to certain cheeses so i have to eat Caerphilly.

    Would you participate in the Air Sex World Championships?
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    *:o shudders :o* No no no

    Did you have someone to help you at the start
    to become familiar with setting up and or .... using a PC or Laptop ?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    It was so long ago I can't remember! I think we all attended training at work....but this is a long time ago now. We used computers at work for ages before they all got linked up to the internet. Before, my manager tried to stop me playing solitaire, after, it was DS :eek:

    Do you mess about with the tinternet when you should be working?
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    Yus.....

    addictive aint it?
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    hooter wrote: »
    Yus.....

    addictive aint it?

    Were you answering my question?

    or

    Were you answering Twass's question.
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    I suspect hoots is either napping or ferreting about in her greenhouse, Picto!

    When did you last sit on someone's lap?
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    I think the last lap i sat on was Father Christmas's.

    Note : I didn't even sit on his lap because i was told he didn't exist from a very early age.

    Actually, I fell onto a woman's lap on the train the other week. Does that count?

    Men don't sit on laps. Do they?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    Not usually :eek: I knew the answer would be Father Christmas! :D

    Have you successfully avoided all the Christmas stuff in the shops so far?
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    I have so far :)

    Do you floss regularly ?
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    Candyfloss. Yes.

    Which is your better side. Left or right?
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    Right.

    My left side is away to the shop for it's MOT.

    You're having a day in the house, do you comb your hair?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    Of course!! But if I didn't comb it daily I would never get a comb through again :eek:

    Do you have some old minging baggy clothes for dossing round the house in?
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    yes I do

    Have you ever done any of these
    ballet - tap dancing - ice skating - horse riding - roller skating - skate board riding - skiing - snorkelling - high board diving - ????????
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    I did ballet and tap as a child for a while, rode a horse once, owned roller skates until my dad ran them over, rode my kids skateboards, bought a snorkel in the cheap shop and tried it on one holiday but it didn't work very well, never ski-ed, and never high dived!!

    Have you ever built a female snowman/woman?
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    yes ....just little ones

    I have 3 ready to use tv's downstairs
    how many have you got ?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    One, I am not a fan of tellyboxes!

    It's not a big one either. The hearth is the focal point of the living room, not the box ;)

    If I said I still hadn't opened the Border biskwits, would you be impressed?
  • farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Very

    Homemade Lentil soup with Tiger bread??
  • ChoccyCaroleChoccyCarole Posts: 8,867
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    mmmmm yes please ;-)

    any butter on your Tigerrrrr ?
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,151
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    Yes please, slather on the Lurpak. I love lentil soup!

    DO you own one of those hand blender things to soupify your soups with?
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