Godfey Ho's Ninja Movies

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  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,313
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    haha shuddup preggers. you shouldn't be kung fu ninjaing in your condition:p

    I shall execute my killer move, the BELLY FLOP!!!!!!!!!!! I've probably got triplets in here, prepare to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
  • mummypiggetmummypigget Posts: 12,325
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    agggggggggggggggggggggg noooooooooo

    I will never surrender

    *grabs chopsticks*

    Waaaa Haaa
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,012
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    Was he not a master of disguise............see it was really one and the same person:eek:



    It wouldn't have been so bad Chins but he only had his dressing gown on, I looked up and.............well the rest is history but his mid air splits were tremendous :o

    *opens door* :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,012
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    Newbiggin to Gatesheed in 15 :D


    You could walk quicker?
    Or take a taxi around the corner! :D
  • Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Your rubbing salt into the wounds now Eugene........it was when I dated a black pudding maker...........:(
    Bigshorts wrote: »
    Mount Fuji is held in high regard Eue.

    The bullet trains there would get from say.......

    Preston to Manchester in 10 mins. :):):):):)

    Good Grief but I bet they check tickets on Bullet trains :o

    Back on topic

    I remember a Ninja film with a bullet train on it :)
  • Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Bigshorts wrote: »
    *opens door* :)

    :o

    Yes I know you love your Ninja films but going around with a dressing gown on and a sweat band around your head is going to an extreme Biggy and as for your attempts at the splits.......well

    I can only say that I doubt you will get into the Ninja film industry :D
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    Bigshorts wrote: »
    You could walk quicker?
    Or take a taxi around the corner! :D

    I wouldn't fancy walking to Gateshead from here.

    7 hours at least :eek:
    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    Your rubbing salt into the wounds now Eugene........it was when I dated a black pudding maker...........:(


    Was he a ninja who made black pudding in his spare time?
  • Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    I wouldn't fancy walking to Gateshead from here.

    7 hours at least :eek:



    Was he a ninja who made black pudding in his spare time?

    You know him :eek:

    He chopped them into slices using his bare hands, they made a Ninja Film about him once with him playing himself.

    His hands chopped so fast that the camera could not pick it up but of course in true Ninja Film style they managed to slow it down :)

    It was a scene to behold trust me
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,313
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    You know him :eek:

    He chopped them into slices using his bare hands, they made a Ninja Film about him once with him playing himself.

    His hands chopped so fast that the camera could not pick it up but of course in true Ninja Film style they managed to slow it down :)

    It was a scene to behold trust me

    :eek: I read that as him playing with himself :o
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    :eek: I read that as him playing with himself :o

    So did I :eek::D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,313
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    So did I :eek::D

    Great minds :D:D:D
  • Vanilla_SliceVanilla_Slice Posts: 6,127
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    AKA the Ninja films you get from the Pound Shop.

    Godfrey Ho gave us such classics as:

    Ninja Terminator

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SLsA_Opybw

    Golden Ninja Warrior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cCpeDuQdVA

    Ninja Squad

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jW_WSh9Y0

    and much more, all pretty much using the same scenes and the fantastic "acting" skills of Richard Harrison.

    Anyone else a fan?

    Is fan even the right word? :D

    Blimey Euge. I was just browsing through the movie section and came across this thread. You are a bigger geek than me! We seem to be into alot of the same sheet.

    Ninjas throw me back to the 80's. I knew a teenage Ninja who is now a Policeman but that's a different story.

    Some fond memories:

    American Ninja watched this one over and over as a lad.

    Sakura Killers
  • eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    Sorry for the 4 year old bump, but I've just discovered another Godfrey Ho classic.

    The Power of Ninjitsu

    Why A-Ha?!!!
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