Jordan's never been an oil painting, but has been looking dog rough for a good while due to the excessive plastic surgery, rank boot black hair extensions, severe eyebrows, and skinny frame, and seems to be getting worse as the days go on! She's definitely got a problem, and maybe suffers from that body dismorphic disorder, or something alone those lines because surely no one would want to actively turn themselves into what resembles one of those plastic, blow up dolls? :eek:
Anyone who thinks Jordan is stunning either has a thing for oompa lumpas or drag queens.
Oh the irony! I once overheard one of my schoolmates saying 'Katie Price is well fit' on a bus in the Isle of Wight (we went there on a school trip)
Hmmm...
Oi, don't hassle the Hoff, who incidently used to be quite stunning himself, now he looks a bit mismatched
There's far too much bitchiness on here.
Jordan doesn't look silly because of the surgery she's had. She looks silly because of the fake tan and eye lashes, and the fact that she wears far too much make-up. The hair colour doesn't help either. Despite her personality, she isn't all that bad looking.
She looks awful, no amount of plastic surgery will correct it. She is so fake and full of plastic she will have to be put in a landfill when she pops her clogs. :eek: the Hoff was most definitely on the booze again if he came out with that.
Let's slag off Jordan...how original :rolleyes: I'm not a fan, but change the record already. Also, you can't comment on how nasty someone else is if you're just as bitchy yourselves - total hypocrisy.
Jordan's never been an oil painting, but has been looking dog rough for a good while due to the excessive plastic surgery, rank boot black hair extensions, severe eyebrows, and skinny frame, and seems to be getting worse as the days go on! She's definitely got a problem, and maybe suffers from that body dismorphic disorder, or something alone those lines because surely no one would want to actively turn themselves into what resembles one of those plastic, blow up dolls? :eek:
Wrong imo. In her VERY EARLY days she was beautiful, no surgery then, and then she went and made herself look like a hideous freak and she still spends day after day in parlours thinking she looks great lol
Let's slag off Jordan...how original :rolleyes: I'm not a fan, but change the record already. Also, you can't comment on how nasty someone else is if you're just as bitchy yourselves - total hypocrisy.
I don't think anyone on here has told people to 'f**k off' when asked for an autograph, threatened to 'cut' someone or run them over with a horsebox, showed their bits in public and unnecessarily slagged off and told lies about their estranged husband.
She's in the public eye, so if she doesn't want to be criticised, she should shut up and lie low for a while.
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She can still look quite cute sometimes, from some angles, but from other angles she just looks a bit weird cos of all the surgery on her face.
The only person who thinks she's stunning is Jordan herself. And possible Peter - if he's on camera, that is!
If I saw that in Tesco's I'd be thinking "who dumped that stick of celery next to the melons?"
Oh the irony! I once overheard one of my schoolmates saying 'Katie Price is well fit' on a bus in the Isle of Wight (we went there on a school trip)
Hmmm...
with a 'tache...
There's far too much bitchiness on here.
Jordan doesn't look silly because of the surgery she's had. She looks silly because of the fake tan and eye lashes, and the fact that she wears far too much make-up. The hair colour doesn't help either. Despite her personality, she isn't all that bad looking.
too true bless him
i agree with you rose
Wrong imo. In her VERY EARLY days she was beautiful, no surgery then, and then she went and made herself look like a hideous freak and she still spends day after day in parlours thinking she looks great lol
I don't think anyone on here has told people to 'f**k off' when asked for an autograph, threatened to 'cut' someone or run them over with a horsebox, showed their bits in public and unnecessarily slagged off and told lies about their estranged husband.
She's in the public eye, so if she doesn't want to be criticised, she should shut up and lie low for a while.