Why were you so anal about that apple inthe Garden of eden? It's only an apple FFS, bet it wasn't even a Golden Delicious
I would add further questions to this such as: and why did Adam escape all blame when he was supposed to be protecting Eve? How come the snake's 'demise' turned out not to be as bad as that endured by women? Why didn't you do something about that.
Second question: why, when you saw the human body was extremely flawed, did you not fix the human body to be as miraculous as it is claimed to be?
Edited to add another couple: why can't you make it that I can get a decent roofer and plumber - I don't even eat apples!
So yeah. Even if you are a non-believer, like myself, who one day finds themselves in front of this God person we hear so much about. He says you have one question that you can ask, and he will answer it fully and truthfully. What would you ask?
Mine would simply be: Where did you come from?
Show yourself and can we go down the local for a pint.
Actually, I might ask 'my question to you, is can I ask any number of additional questions', such as 'why is the world so screwed up and you let it happen, without apparently batting an eyelid'.
When you made humans, a deceitful talking snake and a tree bearing a sweet and tempting fruit containing your forbidden knowledge and put them all in the same place, then let the snake know that your secret knowledge was in the fruit in the tree, what exactly did you think was going to happen?
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You didn't finish it off with him/her/it also saying
"I never said I was perfect"
Ba dum tish!........:D
I would add further questions to this such as: and why did Adam escape all blame when he was supposed to be protecting Eve? How come the snake's 'demise' turned out not to be as bad as that endured by women? Why didn't you do something about that.
Second question: why, when you saw the human body was extremely flawed, did you not fix the human body to be as miraculous as it is claimed to be?
Edited to add another couple: why can't you make it that I can get a decent roofer and plumber - I don't even eat apples!
While He's reeling from that, I might sneek in a supplementary:
"Why do you require incessant adulation from those you apparently created in your own image? It just seems a bit needy."
Of course, that may have been a fake box.
Show yourself and can we go down the local for a pint.
Actually, I might ask 'my question to you, is can I ask any number of additional questions', such as 'why is the world so screwed up and you let it happen, without apparently batting an eyelid'.
Whatever you do don't look in the box. I did once but I think I may have got away with it...:D
I can answer that, because of Simon Cowell.
Which leads me to my God question...