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If you could ask God one question... what would it be?

lordo350lordo350 Posts: 3,636
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So yeah. Even if you are a non-believer, like myself, who one day finds themselves in front of this God person we hear so much about. He says you have one question that you can ask, and he will answer it fully and truthfully. What would you ask?

Mine would simply be: Where did you come from?
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    CaldariCaldari Posts: 5,890
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    What does God need with a starship?
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    bryemycazbryemycaz Posts: 11,738
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    what if you were one of us just a slob like one of us.
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    CatWolfCatWolf Posts: 2,400
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    Why did you typeset your book so badly and by the way, betwixt ye and I, it stinks.
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Where have you been?
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    #6
    Why do the people who claim to be closest to you seem the least like you?
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    decobelledecobelle Posts: 4,717
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    Why were you so anal about that apple inthe Garden of eden? It's only an apple FFS, bet it wasn't even a Golden Delicious
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Were you annoyed when Mick Jagger wanted you to get off his cloud:confused:
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    Hayley_babyHayley_baby Posts: 15,825
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    Why didn't you just come down from the sky and say hello world I am god? What up with the hiding & mysterious BS!!
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    BlofeldBlofeld Posts: 8,233
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    Do you care if Tesco is open 24 hours on a Sunday?
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    CasualCasual Posts: 2,696
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    Did you really not think that the necessity to have to shit almost every day was a serious design flaw?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 87,224
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    Olly Murs - why? Just why?
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    Casual wrote: »
    Did you really not think that the necessity to have to shit almost every day was a serious design flaw?
    :confused: Where would you prefer it went?
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    soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,489
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    So you created the World in 6 days but what have you done since, you lazy bastard?
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    SteelEdgeSteelEdge Posts: 6,903
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    Fancy a pint?
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    ClunkClunk Posts: 3,359
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    #16
    Why is so much yummy food so fattening ?
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Can you lend me a tenner?
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    roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    If god made the aerath, men and women, animal, fish, plants

    Who made god, and the person who made god, who made him/her
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    What happened to Ovaltine chocolate bars? Was reality tv your vision for the future?

    (oh that's two, but equally important I feel)
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    CasualCasual Posts: 2,696
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    I would also ask him if my prayer to win the lottery had somehow got lost in the ether. Yes that's two questions but whatever.
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    Jaycee DoveJaycee Dove Posts: 18,762
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    Who do you believe in?
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    wur86wur86 Posts: 10,494
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    #22
    Mum and dad still not married then?
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    roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    Did you toss a coin to see who, would have babies
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Casual wrote: »
    I would also ask him if my prayer to win the lottery had somehow got lost in the ether. Yes that's two questions but whatever.

    It's not God's fault that you don't pick the right numbers
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    MoonyMoony Posts: 15,093
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    Can I borrow your hammer..... ;)
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    Richard46Richard46 Posts: 59,834
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    So when did you first start having these delusions ?
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