Well I have enjoyed the theatre for an evening of culture! Shame it was dark, not many people could see my sexiness until the interval. When the lights came on there was a gasp, as people saw me in my glory.
Sorry, I haven't been around today. Been too busy holding back the queue of people wanting to touch me, hoping that my sexiness will rub off on them.
They were actually queuing to commiserate with you for your total lack of sexiness, and to have their pictures taken with you so they felt better about themselves by comparison
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Yes! I could be his twin brother!
I remain the Master of the Universe in sexiness.
Then 'tis sexy you are!
So he maybe, but not as sexy as me. Do I have to continually repeat myself ?
Have you seen a doctor about your deafness? Maybe you need some implements ?!;)
Your crime? Refusal to acknowledge the utter sexiness of the great Lamaestra!
your crime to realise it's me
Just one more thing to spoil your sexiness - 25/04/1979 Aston Villa 5 Arsenal 1!
(runs away quickly and locks herself in shed).
Grr! :mad: Humph! :mad:
*reclaims rightful position as sexy and beautiful Queen of thread*
*barfs*
:yawn:
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They were actually queuing to commiserate with you for your total lack of sexiness, and to have their pictures taken with you so they felt better about themselves by comparison
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: