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Carla Connor's one-liners
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Carla Connor is quite known for her funny one-liners. But what do you think are her best ones?
For me it's;
"Come on Frank you saw her figures, there was more comedy in them than a Jim Davidson routine. Mind you that's not saying much is it."
(To Izzy) "You'll be out of here so fast you'll be leaving tire tracks"
Anymore people?
For me it's;
"Come on Frank you saw her figures, there was more comedy in them than a Jim Davidson routine. Mind you that's not saying much is it."
(To Izzy) "You'll be out of here so fast you'll be leaving tire tracks"
Anymore people?
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'Less bitching, more stitching" Classic!
"Is there a bar round 'ere?"
or something along those lines lol.
"We've been havin' a steamy affair fuelled by PG tips and ginger nuts!"
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When Carla wanted to do the interview the night of the rape, and the counsellor explained it was done on video: "What, you think I need more makeup?"
I loved when Leanne lost the baby and Peter said that how much he was craving whiskey, when Carla hands him the water and says "Drink that and it tastes like whiskey you're a cheap date!"
I love the random cockney rhyming slang and random references to TV shows and the like as well.
Hilarious
Ha ha! thanks for jogging my memory!
Carla: "a raped one"
It's almost like something out of Downton Abbey. Which, incidentally, is where Liam ended up!!
I'm not very good at understanding rhyming slang! Any examples you can recall?
And I'm ashamed to report that I don't know what "dip dip my blue ship" means, either!
Hope this helps...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ip_dip
I'm assuming it's similar to the lil thing you said as a child (we did anyway)... Ip, Dip, Dog s**t... I didn't see the episode your referring to so I can't really answer much more.
Tony: 'Is that a touch of the green eyed monster?'
Carla: 'No. I generally skip that and go straight to the black eyed boyfriend.'
A bit random I know. :cool:
Liam: Do you remember my best man speech?
Carla: Yes. I remember your jokes about my perm.
and another old one. It was Liam that said it but it was about Carla when she had been teasing him about something or other.
'This coming from the woman who once joined a book club and told them she was very well ridden.'
Haha
i don't remember this one!!! do you know when it's from???
mmm probably, i've watched most of the stuff on youtube recently and ther aren't that many episodes from the first half of 2007 so makes sense i don't remember.
"Carla likes to call a spade a spade."
Carla:
"No! i like to call a spade a flamin' shovel!"
^ I like that one! My late dad often said that about me...That I would call a spade a F*&*%ing spade! lol!
''Yes me and Peter had an affair fulfilled by PG Tips and ginger nuts'' LOL
She said some other stuff as well but out of that whole Tram crash week Carla and Leanne's hospital scene was my favourite.