My husband is 19 years older than me, but in great condition!
Once, when I was in my mid thirties, and he was around 54, we were staying in a rented house in Albany, Ga. and I felt that familiar cramping in my stomach.
I said, "While you're out getting some wine, drop into the drug store and get me a pack of Kotex please."
I can just imagine his face when he presented them at the cash register!
I also remember that at work, we had some lads who were installing floodlights at a football pitch. One of the lads had burnt his face due to being so close to the lights. He came into work, where one of his friends recommended that he went to a pharmacist and ask for "vagisil" as this worked wonders on burning skin.
He popped off straight away to get some and got back saying many expletives
My husband is 19 years older than me, but in great condition!
Once, when I was in my mid thirties, and he was around 54, we were staying in a rented house in Albany, Ga. and I felt that familiar cramping in my stomach.
I said, "While you're out getting some wine, drop into the drug store and get me a pack of Kotex please."
I can just imagine his face when he presented them at the cash register!
Ga? Drug store? Cash register? I feel like I've wandered into an episode of a hilarious American sitcom.
I used to get embarrassed buying Euromillions/lottery tickets etc. The chances of me actually winning are slim to none (in fact, they're just none) and I always thought the person behind the till thought I was a mug for playing the lottery, and I never liked buying them.
Today is Asda, I was looking for toilet paper and they'd moved it. Even though an assistant was standing in front of me, I couldn't bring myself to ask for it, so just wandered around till I found where they'd shifted it.
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My friend crushes them into her boyfriends and sons dinner (she takes her own). Swears by them.
Once, when I was in my mid thirties, and he was around 54, we were staying in a rented house in Albany, Ga. and I felt that familiar cramping in my stomach.
I said, "While you're out getting some wine, drop into the drug store and get me a pack of Kotex please."
I can just imagine his face when he presented them at the cash register!
I've bought that but to use as an eye cream. It's supposed to be amazing. So no embarrassment there!
Your a life line Nobby
I was about to say...isn't that excellent for eye creases? Metrosaddo/10
My dad had great pleasure in telling me that the video shop rang up about the overdue rental when I got back.
You have piles on your eyes? MY GOD
Not any more!!
You live and learn, my apologies I missed your post. Who is Metrosaddo?
Lol did you declare it when you bought it?
No I wasn't bothered because I knew why I was buying it. I got two tubes!
Your living proof that you do not need to go to E&A and the Chemist can cure you
Not that I've ever bought them, but I imagine that would be embarrassing.
He popped off straight away to get some and got back saying many expletives
Ga? Drug store? Cash register? I feel like I've wandered into an episode of a hilarious American sitcom.
Once I was looking round Ann Summers and the woman who worked there started advising me on black on white lady porn
Are you male? If so you shouldn't be embarrassed - I think people are aware they're not for you lol
That's as crazy as my stories get, I'm afraid.
Me.
Saddo - check
Metro enough to know about arse cream on lassies eyes - check.
Metrosaddo - ubercheck
I have no idea why, I don't usually get so shy.