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Flukin Wombles!

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I hate them, evil little creatures spreading their propoganda messages!

Uncle Bulgaria is the main culprit!:mad:

Thanks to that evil, twitchly nosed, good for nothing womble, I've now sliced my finger, on a can of strawberry sponge cake, whilst having to wash the blooming thing before popping it 'clean' into 'a new bin.'

If I die; from blood poisoning, I blame, for the record the bloody Wombles!:mad:

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    For the record, I don't hate wombles. Its just easier to create a thread to track you threads for some reason. :confused:

    Just wanted to check the Stoptober thread and how people were doping
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    That tin of strawberry sponge cake is a pain though in that sliced finger

    I do blame all Wombles for recyling
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    Stopober Advice/... oooh 'try something new, have a try of something different!'

    Fok u Stopober! Tinned sponge cake and a shitty can opener screws balls when your gagging for a cig.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    ok I aint doing well with quitting smoking. :o
  • Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    I admit I'm a little lost...

    But good for you for quitting smoking. Hang in there!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    If it's making you go this mad I'd have a cigarette.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    I admit I'm a little lost...

    But good for you for quitting smoking. Hang in there!

    Yeah thanks but what about the Wombles?
  • trinity2002trinity2002 Posts: 16,059
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    Smoking what?:eek:
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    They were the ones that started recycling. Coz of those furry arses I now have 5 different freakin bins to deal with :(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    stupidwheelie wrote: »
    If it's making you go this mad I'd have a cigarette.

    I didn't know withdrawl could be this bad.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    trinity2002 wrote: »
    Smoking what?:eek:

    I wish it could be a Womble. They have a lot to answer for
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    irishguy wrote: »
    They were the ones that started recycling. Coz of those furry arses I now have 5 different freakin bins to deal with :(

    You and me are so on the same page. :D
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    Jumpingbean wrote: »
    I hate them, evil little creatures spreading their propoganda messages!

    Uncle Bulgaria is the main culprit!:mad:

    Thanks to that evil, twitchly nosed, good for nothing womble, I've now sliced my finger, on a can of strawberry sponge cake, whilst having to wash the blooming thing before popping it 'clean' into 'a new bin.'

    If I die; from blood poisoning, I blame, for the record the bloody Wombles!:mad:
    Err.. it's Great Uncle Bulgaria actually.

    And if you wanted some cake, you should have got Madame Cholet to make you one. :mad:
  • ClunkClunk Posts: 3,359
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    irishguy wrote: »
    They were the ones that started recycling. Coz of those furry arses I now have 5 different freakin bins to deal with :(

    As I recall, the wombles made a career from litter picking, so they were kept occupied by sorting all the stuff we didn't recycle !

    Does this mean that there are dole queues full of out of work wombles - what else could they do ???

    (Even Madame Cholet couldn't work in the food industry - HSE would have a fit with its leg up with all that fur !!!) :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,162
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    Had dinner at a table next to the author years ago, she was a lovely lady may she rest in peace,
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,258
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    What the **** is this thread about?
  • scorpio manscorpio man Posts: 4,960
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    dee123 wrote: »
    What the **** is this thread about?

    It's about the OP cutting his finger on a can of strawberry sponge cake.
    More to the point...WTF is a can of strawberry sponge cake ?
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,258
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    scorpio man wrote: »
    It's about the OP cutting his finger on a can of strawberry sponge cake.
    More to the point...WTF is a can of strawberry sponge cake ?

    :) Thank you! but your answer just raises more questions :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    scorpio man wrote: »
    It's about the OP cutting his finger on a can of strawberry sponge cake.
    More to the point...WTF is a can of strawberry sponge cake ?

    my thought exactly

    perhaps you're supposed to suck it out with a straw

    is the OP an astronaut on the Spacestation, perhaps?
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