Indeed I did - and Phil in particular, would like to meet each and every one of us in person, for a Chawnersnog under the mistletoe. You can go first. He only cleans his teeth twice a week, remember!;)
I'll go first, I've got a really bad cold and chest infection and I'd like to pass it on. Just what you need when you're cooking Christmas dinner for 14 people isn't it!!
I need some C of C fun to keep me going!
Alfie, I'm soo glad you're back, just be very circumspect for the next few days.
In the words of Sam, Have a Marry Christmas. Don't know what my old man would say to that, perhaps it's what Jade would have wanted.
Just think of the calories in a tot of that. It's what Jade would have wanted. And there's all of our 5 a day in that. Fabulous.:)
I think I'll make myself a jug of that for medicinal purposes, I'm sure that would help, and as I haven't been eating perhaps that will put back the calories I've lost, so I can win the C o C comp!:(:(:(
I think I'll make myself a jug of that for medicinal purposes, I'm sure that would help, and as I haven't been eating perhaps that will put back the calories I've lost, so I can win the C o C comp!:(:(:(
I think I am well on the way to winning our Eat Like a Chawner competition. After my week's holiday, with no Digital Spy I had to fill my time by eating my bodyweight in chocolates, biscuits and mince pies.
Did Sam really wish everyone a 'marry' Christmas?:eek:
I think I am well on the way to winning our Eat Like a Chawner competition. After my week's holiday, with no Digital Spy I had to fill my time by eating my bodyweight in chocolates, biscuits and mince pies.
Did Sam really wish everyone a 'marry' Christmas?:eek:
If I replaced the rum with brandy (it's the only spirit I like) d'you reckon it would taste as good?
This thread has picked up since you got back, alfie, but there's no way on earth I'm playing tonsil tennis with Phil!! :eek: EWK!
I've got to rummage through about 10 bags of Christmas stuff and craft gubbins ( crafting takes over my life this time of year, and I haven't used my Craft Room, so everywhere looks very Chawneresque ) to find my camera.
Little 'un has recorded a Christmas song for you, but until I upload it -i.e. find my camera, you cant see it.
Maybe he and Jenny could duet and start up a little romance?
If I replaced the rum with brandy (it's the only spirit I like) d'you reckon it would taste as good?
This thread has picked up since you got back, alfie, but there's no way on earth I'm playing tonsil tennis with Phil!! :eek: EWK!
I've got to rummage through about 10 bags of Christmas stuff and craft gubbins ( crafting takes over my life this time of year, and I haven't used my Craft Room, so everywhere looks very Chawneresque ) to find my camera.
Little 'un has recorded a Christmas song for you, but until I upload it -i.e. find my camera, you cant see it.
Maybe he and Jenny could duet and start up a little romance?
Aw I think Little'un and Jenny Chawner are made for each other. They could have Chawner puppies, it would be sweet.
I've found you a Christmas drink with brandy - you don't HAVE to drink hot buttered rum. There's plenty of calories in this one:)
Brand Eggnog Drink Recipe
2.5 oz. Brandy
1 cup Milk
1 large Egg
1 Sprinkle Nutmeg
2 tbs. Powdered Sugar
Thats got to be Buckfast!!! You posted on Phils wall about Peter Andre's emergency op!!!!
I must have been drunk:o I'm a lot of things but I'm not a Peter Andre Fan. My collection of z-listers is growing daily though, they will outnumber my real friends soon.:D
I must have been drunk:o I'm a lot of things but I'm not a Peter Andre Fan. My collection of z-listers is growing daily though, they will outnumber my real friends soon.:D
I managed to friend a bloke called Darren Day. Unfortunately he is just a bloke called Darren Day and not the 'famous' one!!
I've also sent Paul Danan a request, no response yet. I think I'll friend a few more today, as its what Jade would have wanted.
I also apparently entered a guess Jenny's age competition on Emmas page, I guessed right and I've sent them my address for a Christmas card which will be signed by the whole family!!!
I managed to friend a bloke called Darren Day. Unfortunately he is just a bloke called Darren Day and not the 'famous' one!!
I've also sent Paul Danan a request, no response yet. I think I'll friend a few more today, as its what Jade would have wanted.
I also apparently entered a guess Jenny's age competition on Emmas page, I guessed right and I've sent them my address for a Christmas card which will be signed by the whole family!!!
I can die a happy Gothchav now!:D:D
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!!! Emma still hasn't granted me friend status so I can't take part !!!! I want a Card from the Chawners.. stamps foot and rolls on floor coughing and screaming!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!!! Emma still hasn't granted me friend status so I can't take part !!!! I want a Card from the Chawners.. stamps foot and rolls on floor coughing and screaming!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
I managed to friend a bloke called Darren Day. Unfortunately he is just a bloke called Darren Day and not the 'famous' one!!
I've also sent Paul Danan a request, no response yet. I think I'll friend a few more today, as its what Jade would have wanted.
I also apparently entered a guess Jenny's age competition on Emmas page, I guessed right and I've sent them my address for a Christmas card which will be signed by the whole family!!!
I can die a happy Gothchav now!:D:D
I've got the real Darren Day, he updates his status with his showbiz life, and also requests no personal messages because he's too busy to answer them. Alison Hammond, Anthony Costa, Mike Reid, wee Jimmy Krankie, Keith Chegwin and Timmy Mallet are all the real people as well. Although I think it's even more amusing to have a fake z-list celebrity:D:D
My husband is really impressed at my friend's list, but the Chawner family have cruelly snubbed him.:(
I wonder what your Chawnermas card will be like? Will it be a signed photo of them looking festive? Maybe they should ask Lozenger to design one for them.;)
Sam wouldn't be able to roll on the floor though, that's a physical impossibility.
Has anyone seen Sam's Christmas tree photo with the Dyson in the corner? How can a family on benefits afford a top of the range vacuum cleaner?:eek: And why don't they use it?
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!!! Emma still hasn't granted me friend status so I can't take part !!!! I want a Card from the Chawners.. stamps foot and rolls on floor coughing and screaming!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Sorry I've been away so long. Anyway I'm on amotryptoline (sp?) to help me sleep and I'm having some very strange dreams.
I dreamt that Conwy in North Wales were running a tourist campaign to encourage more visitors. Anyway they decided to build on the fact there is a fantastic deli there that sells the most wonderful sarnies and pies (this is true, it's called Edwards of Conwy and we go there at least twice when we are that way!). They also sell fabulous sausages and someone had come up with the idea of using the Chawner sisters to promote the area. (Told you I was having strange dreams!) At the end of dream I found myself looking at a pamphlet with a lovely picture of the Castle in one corner and the Chawner girls smiling their heads of in the other!!
Sorry I've been away so long. Anyway I'm on amotryptoline (sp?) to help me sleep and I'm having some very strange dreams.
I dreamt that Conwy in North Wales were running a tourist campaign to encourage more visitors. Anyway they decided to build on the fact there is a fantastic deli there that sells the most wonderful sarnies and pies (this is true, it's called Edwards of Conwy and we go there at least twice when we are that way!). They also sell fabulous sausages and someone had come up with the idea of using the Chawner sisters to promote the area. (Told you I was having strange dreams!) At the end of dream I found myself looking at a pamphlet with a lovely picture of the Castle in one corner and the Chawner girls smiling their heads of in the other!!
You sure that was a dream? It sounds like a rather good business plan. Although I'm not sure a food supplier would use morbidly obese folk to advertise their wares!:D
Sorry I've been away so long. Anyway I'm on amotryptoline (sp?) to help me sleep and I'm having some very strange dreams.
I dreamt that Conwy in North Wales were running a tourist campaign to encourage more visitors. Anyway they decided to build on the fact there is a fantastic deli there that sells the most wonderful sarnies and pies (this is true, it's called Edwards of Conwy and we go there at least twice when we are that way!). They also sell fabulous sausages and someone had come up with the idea of using the Chawner sisters to promote the area. (Told you I was having strange dreams!) At the end of dream I found myself looking at a pamphlet with a lovely picture of the Castle in one corner and the Chawner girls smiling their heads of in the other!!
I'm on amitrypteline - a lot of it, the first few weeks were mental!! Unfortunately I didn't dream of the Chawners. Feel rather cheated now!!
I'm on amitrypteline - a lot of it, the first few weeks were mental!! Unfortunately I didn't dream of the Chawners. Feel rather cheated now!!
In order to make yourself dream, you should think really hard about what you want to dream about and keep that image in your head before you fall asleep
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Just think of the calories in a tot of that. It's what Jade would have wanted. And there's all of our 5 a day in that. Fabulous.:)
I'll go first, I've got a really bad cold and chest infection and I'd like to pass it on. Just what you need when you're cooking Christmas dinner for 14 people isn't it!!
I need some C of C fun to keep me going!
Alfie, I'm soo glad you're back, just be very circumspect for the next few days.
In the words of Sam, Have a Marry Christmas. Don't know what my old man would say to that, perhaps it's what Jade would have wanted.
I think I'll make myself a jug of that for medicinal purposes, I'm sure that would help, and as I haven't been eating perhaps that will put back the calories I've lost, so I can win the C o C comp!:(:(:(
Did Sam really wish everyone a 'marry' Christmas?:eek:
Happy Christmas and be marry!
If I replaced the rum with brandy (it's the only spirit I like) d'you reckon it would taste as good?
This thread has picked up since you got back, alfie, but there's no way on earth I'm playing tonsil tennis with Phil!! :eek: EWK!
I've got to rummage through about 10 bags of Christmas stuff and craft gubbins (
Little 'un has recorded a Christmas song for you, but until I upload it -i.e. find my camera, you cant see it.
Maybe he and Jenny could duet and start up a little romance?
I've found you a Christmas drink with brandy - you don't HAVE to drink hot buttered rum. There's plenty of calories in this one:)
Brand Eggnog Drink Recipe
2.5 oz. Brandy
1 cup Milk
1 large Egg
1 Sprinkle Nutmeg
2 tbs. Powdered Sugar
Been trawling through Phil's facebook:o:o
I've found another chawnertastic drink recipe, you'll like this one;)
Christmas Drink Recipe
8 oz Beer
8 oz Club Soda
8 oz Vodka
8 oz Port
*hic*:D
Thats got to be Buckfast!!! You posted on Phils wall about Peter Andre's emergency op!!!!
I managed to friend a bloke called Darren Day. Unfortunately he is just a bloke called Darren Day and not the 'famous' one!!
I've also sent Paul Danan a request, no response yet. I think I'll friend a few more today, as its what Jade would have wanted.
I also apparently entered a guess Jenny's age competition on Emmas page, I guessed right and I've sent them my address for a Christmas card which will be signed by the whole family!!!
I can die a happy Gothchav now!:D:D
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!!! Emma still hasn't granted me friend status so I can't take part !!!! I want a Card from the Chawners.. stamps foot and rolls on floor coughing and screaming!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Greengran's turned into GreenSam!!!!
My husband is really impressed at my friend's list, but the Chawner family have cruelly snubbed him.:(
I wonder what your Chawnermas card will be like? Will it be a signed photo of them looking festive? Maybe they should ask Lozenger to design one for them.;)
Has anyone seen Sam's Christmas tree photo with the Dyson in the corner? How can a family on benefits afford a top of the range vacuum cleaner?:eek: And why don't they use it?
HAPPY CHRISTMAS GREENGRAN!!! love and kisses, the Chawners xxxx
I dreamt that Conwy in North Wales were running a tourist campaign to encourage more visitors. Anyway they decided to build on the fact there is a fantastic deli there that sells the most wonderful sarnies and pies (this is true, it's called Edwards of Conwy and we go there at least twice when we are that way!). They also sell fabulous sausages and someone had come up with the idea of using the Chawner sisters to promote the area. (Told you I was having strange dreams!) At the end of dream I found myself looking at a pamphlet with a lovely picture of the Castle in one corner and the Chawner girls smiling their heads of in the other!!
I'm on amitrypteline - a lot of it, the first few weeks were mental!! Unfortunately I didn't dream of the Chawners. Feel rather cheated now!!
I've got Rik Waller. Beat that!:D:D
In order to make yourself dream, you should think really hard about what you want to dream about and keep that image in your head before you fall asleep
There ya go!! Sweet dreams.:D