Often, when people tell me stuff I couldn't care less about, it's all I can do to summon up my 'empathic, counselling manner' when all that's running through my head is Sergeant Major Williams rasping,"Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!"
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Originally Posted by rogueplanet
12) You was never confused, mind you, It’s been a year.
What's this from? I know it, but I can't remember at all
However, I got most of them, so I know I've been watching some fantastic TV XD
Al Murray's pub landlord in "Time gentlemen please".
Quite a classic show, but I don't think ever shown outside of Sky.
"Hold on Terry, aren't you barred?"
"Australians are natural bar keepers - its instinct, iiiinnnstiinct!"
"He called me 'Papa'"
"Ms Jackson, cow! Never pulled a pint in her life!"
"Thats coming out of your wages son!"
This is such a great thread ... whenever I get in a lift in a department store I really do hear a voice in my head saying "Ground floor - Perfumery, Gents' Ready Made Suits ..."
When passing a shop window, despite the fact that you have to be well over 50 to remember the show in question, you still have an urge to stand next to it, stick an arm and leg in the air and grin foolishly.
Without failure at half time when we're at the rugby, we always say
"what do you think of it so far?"
"rubbish"
It doesn't matter if it's the best match ever!
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It's from some old comedy series. My OH says it sometimes when he's feeling frisky - puts me right off
Porridge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlRTYwUrv6A
1, 2, 3 knickers down 2, 3
. . . perfumery, stationery and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food . . . going up
Oh, and more recently, Bus stop wan***s!
You still call Vanessa Redgrave , Vanilla Red nose
I thought it was either "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum" or "Get Some In"
Del: What's French for Duck?
Rodney: It's canard, Del.
Del: It certainly is bruv.
I still use that one!
That's it
I wondered that at first, but I think Charlie's right, it's Porridge.
I seem to remember Ronnie Barker describing McKay's love life.
Just realised why my OH says it; he accuses me of being like a sergeant major :mad:
MacKay: "I boxed for Edinburgh Boys."
Fletcher: "Who against, Lanarkshire Girls?"
Another one:
You have, at times, thought of girls chesty bumps as "Devil's Dumplings".
What's this from? I know it, but I can't remember at all
However, I got most of them, so I know I've been watching some fantastic TV XD
Often, when people tell me stuff I couldn't care less about, it's all I can do to summon up my 'empathic, counselling manner' when all that's running through my head is Sergeant Major Williams rasping,"Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!"
How can you not think, "Is no fire - is only drill...!"
And another couple:
You thought of naming your baby Rodney - after Dave.
You think the Sugababes should be renamed Trigger's Broom.
- or alternatively, "Brave decision, Minister!"
Al Murray's pub landlord in "Time gentlemen please".
Quite a classic show, but I don't think ever shown outside of Sky.
"Hold on Terry, aren't you barred?"
"Australians are natural bar keepers - its instinct, iiiinnnstiinct!"
"He called me 'Papa'
"Ms Jackson, cow! Never pulled a pint in her life!"
"Thats coming out of your wages son!"
The utterly bonkers Lady Whiteadder
"what do you think of it so far?"
"rubbish"
It doesn't matter if it's the best match ever!