I work as a revenue protection officer on the railway. Ask me anything.

Uncle_Phil · 03/07/15 - 09:19

Will be interesting to see where this thread goes.

Hugh Jboobs · 03/07/15 - 09:21

Has there ever been a potentially more boring idea for a thread than this?

tellywatcher73 · 03/07/15 - 09:22

What's the easiest way to get the melted cheese out of the back of a toasted sandwich maker (a Breville to be precise)?

idlewilde · 03/07/15 - 09:24

What is my grandmother's name?

annette kurten · 03/07/15 - 09:25

is it still ok not to have a ticket when you`re challenged if you`ve only got foreign money?

Jasper92 · 03/07/15 - 09:26

Are humans the only animals to engage in oral sex?

Jason · 03/07/15 - 09:27

When i was caught without a ticket many, many years ago, why do you think the "officer" who dealt with me wrote up his report to make it sound like I was abusive and tried to run away when neither thing actually happened?

(sorry for the sensible answer

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Inkblot · 03/07/15 - 09:29

Jasper92 wrote: »

Are humans the only animals to engage in oral sex?

With others or themselves? Only a real ticket collector would know this.

Tony Tiger · 03/07/15 - 09:30

What happened to Victoria???

Schmiznurf · 03/07/15 - 09:31

Do you often confuse reddit and digital spy or is it just this one time?

Cheruman · 03/07/15 - 09:32

Why is a toasting fork?

Jasper92 · 03/07/15 - 09:33

Inkblot wrote: »

With others or themselves? Only a real ticket collector would know this.

Either, although in the interests of taste and decency, let's assume we're not discussing bestiality.

Sven945 · 03/07/15 - 09:35

I couldn't be bothered to get out of bed early enough so didn't have time to buy a ticket (even though I was sitting on the platform ten minutes before the train arrived. Basically I'm a chancer hoping to get away without buying a ticket). Can I get an off peak return with my railcard?

idlewilde · 03/07/15 - 09:37

What is my brother's favourite snack?

Seamus Sweeney · 03/07/15 - 09:39

Are you allowed to drive the choo-choo if everyone has a valid ticket and bored ?

RobinOfLoxley · 03/07/15 - 09:49

Is your career getting you down? Do you have thoughts of throwing yourself under a train?

Worry not. Others have successfully managed to turn their lives around. Good Luck

Bedlam_maid · 03/07/15 - 10:07

Does God really exist?

Jason · 03/07/15 - 10:07

This reminds me of one of the GD themes from a few years back which was "Ask a <fill in thing here> anything".

I think i even got in on the act

Madridista23 · 03/07/15 - 10:22

I work as a revenue protection officer on the railway. Ask me anything.

Why are you all an officious bunch of fannies? :cool:

Seamus Sweeney · 03/07/15 - 10:25

Can you tazer annoying chavvy people who get on our nerves ?

If not, why not ? >:(

jrmswfc · 03/07/15 - 10:31

If a revenue collection officer fell down in a forest, would anybody care?

Monkey Tennis · 03/07/15 - 10:37

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

annette kurten · 03/07/15 - 10:39

are you going to answer any of these questions?

Seamus Sweeney · 03/07/15 - 10:40

Is it revenge for failing your driving test ?

Phil_Sheridan · 03/07/15 - 10:47

Is it true what they say about Dixie?

TrollHunter · 03/07/15 - 11:07

How High is a Chinese man.

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