BENEFITS: Can't Work, Won't Work

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:03

'Focuses on Richard who is persuing his dream of becoming an actor, while looking after his 61 year old mum and his 60 year old girlfriend'

Oh gawd, here we go again......................

80sfan · 22/01/15 - 20:05

Have any of them had a **** off yet?

scotch · 22/01/15 - 20:05

So would be Tom Cruise isn't ill. just not interested

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:06

This is maybe the Sgt Pepper of the C5 Benefits: .................. franchise.

It's compellingly horrific.

His girlfriend is 61, oh no they're kissing, I'll need to go and be sick.

Super Frog · 22/01/15 - 20:07

I can't understand anything he's saying

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:07

80sfan wrote: »

Have any of them had a **** off yet?

No but the first dog has just had it's first screen appearance.

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:09

A pitbull owning tattooed f**kwit.

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:09

The little dog running around chasing it's own tail had more clue than this lot..........

scotch · 22/01/15 - 20:10

Monty Fuque wrote: »

A pitbull owning tattooed f**kwit.

40 years old and never had a full time job.

80sfan · 22/01/15 - 20:13

HALibutt wrote: »

No but the first dog has just had it's first screen appearance.

I like it!

This 'lifestyle' they choose certainly ages them prematurely. Ooh look, smoking again!

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:14

Eeeks there's my old haunting ground - Gillingham high stret. What a dump!!

80sfan · 22/01/15 - 20:16

Andagha wrote: »

Eeeks there's my old haunting ground - Gillingham high stret. What a dump!!

The Garden of England passes the Medway area by somewhat ;-)

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:17

scotch wrote: »

So would be Tom Cruise isn't ill. just not interested

I wonder how he gets away with that at the Jobcentre.

"Oh no, sorry I'm only interested in being a Hollywood A-Lister, so I will not be applying for any other jobs........."

The mind boggles.........

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:17

80sfan wrote: »

The Garden of England passes the Medway area by somewhat ;-)

No joke there.. I can't believe how much it has deteriated over 30 years...

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:18

80sfan wrote: »

I like it!

This 'lifestyle' they choose certainly ages them prematurely. Ooh look, smoking again!

Yes indeedy.

& I see we have new 'stars' who are dentally challenged....... ;-)

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:18

HALibutt wrote: »

I wonder how he gets away with that at the Jobcentre.

"Oh no, sorry I'm only interested in being a Hollywood A-Lister, so I will not be applying for any other jobs........."

The mind boggles.........

Didn't he say he wanted to do porn or had done porn..?

And his missus is as old as his mum...

Super Frog · 22/01/15 - 20:18

Ah yes, it's the immigrants fault that I'm on benefits. Not the rich white men who run the country. Spoken by a man with no teeth of his own.

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:20

HALibutt wrote: »

Yes indeedy.

& I see we have new 'star's who are dentally challenged....... ;-)

It always makes me laugh that they always seem to have bad teeth, if you are on IR benefits then you get dental free. Why don't they take advantage of this, to be honest if I was on Income Related rather than Means Tested then I would get my teeth done, if they needed it.

Scoundreldays · 22/01/15 - 20:20

HALibutt wrote: »

I wonder how he gets away with that at the Jobcentre.

"Oh no, sorry I'm only interested in being a Hollywood A-Lister, so I will not be applying for any other jobs........."

The mind boggles.........

He was offered a part in a porn film which he turned down (Thank God:D). Will he be sanctioned for turning down a job he was offered? ;-):o:D

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:20

Andagha wrote: »

Didn't he say he wanted to do porn or had done porn..?

And his missus is as old as his mum...

She's actually older than his mum.

& no he said the ONLY acting role he's been offered so far is to do a porn movie.

:o:o

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:21

Errr if they are all living there and getting benefits then why can't they pay the £200 odd each month to pay the difference.

80sfan · 22/01/15 - 20:21

There is no wonder these people suffer from 'health issues' considering the filthy and dirty surroundings they squat in

[Deleted User] · 22/01/15 - 20:22

Andagha wrote: »

It always makes me laugh that they always seem to have bad teeth, if you are on IR benefits then you get dental free. Why don't they take advantage of this, to be honest if I was on Income Related rather than Means Tested then I would get my teeth done, if they needed it.

maybe half an hour in the dentist chair is valuable smoking time...............

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:22

HALibutt wrote: »

She's actually older than his mum.

Blimey I see what you mean, the mum looks so much younger. I actually thought she was his missus till I saw him holding hands with a pensioner.

Super Frog · 22/01/15 - 20:23

I need subtitles

Andagha · 22/01/15 - 20:23

HALibutt wrote: »

maybe half an hour in the dentist chair is valuable smoking time...............

Or drinking time..:p

The conditions of the places they live in are a bit bad, can't they make them look nice if they are off smoking and stuff. Its not like they are ill as a couple of them are on JSA. Maybe they don't have pride, I don't know..

Hey there!

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