The Cult Of Gary

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  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,728
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.

    Oh come on quasi - just embracing everything we've been called and accused of ;-)

    It's what our great Master would do. HONK :D
  • patsylimerickpatsylimerick Posts: 22,124
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    Heavenly wrote: »
    He is far from perfect but he is my winner :)

    HONK :D

    HONK!

    Maybe this is why I'm posting so little this year, but this just sums it up. Of course he's a WUM - but he's a bloody entertaining WUM! He's a great housemate.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,938
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    Amaretto2 wrote: »
    When he wins, he will ascend into the air, light eminating from his underwear free ass and lead Emma and the baying mob over the mountains to the Promised Land while Dee melts into a pile of **** ash.

    It is written.

    Lool. Amaretto I love some of your posts :D
  • BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    Oh come on quasi - just embracing everything we've been called and accused of ;-)

    It's what our great Master would do. HONK :D

    As you started this thread DangerM.

    Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.

    HONK!

    :)
  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,728
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    As you started this thread DangerM.

    Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.

    HONK!

    :)

    I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella :(

    We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes :D
  • planetsplanets Posts: 47,784
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    I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella :(

    We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes :D

    really made me laugh *dusts off my Ronist cult robe from last year*

    HONK :kitty:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,158
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    I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella :(

    We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes :D

    Hey whatchoo doing knitting ? What about my poor knee ! YAY !
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    As you started this thread DangerM.

    Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.

    HONK!

    :)

    Ooh yes Blue. We've been accused so often of worshipping Gary, why should't we embrace the mighty one in full.

    I'm going to buy a Volkswagen Minivan, complete with painted on flowers and a few joysticks while travelling Britain to spread the word. Honk for Busey :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,525
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    Shuts window ... HONK YEAH ... :D
  • BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella :(

    We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes :D

    Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.

    I think flashers used to do that under their mac's :o So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.

    That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?

    Will that work do you think?

    HONK!

    :D:)
  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,728
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    Sasparella wrote: »
    Hey whatchoo doing knitting ? What about my poor knee ! YAY !

    *Throws Sas an ice pack* Now stop being so RUDE! >:(

    :D
  • planetsplanets Posts: 47,784
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.

    I think flashers used to do that under their mac's :o So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.

    That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?

    Will that work do you think?

    HONK!

    :D:)

    Couldn't you just cut the arse out of your Poison Ivy outfit?:D
  • farlofanfarlofan Posts: 1,888
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    HONKy tonk man!

    Yay!
  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,728
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.

    I think flashers used to do that under their mac's :o So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.

    That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?

    Will that work do you think?

    HONK!

    :D:)

    Made me laugh so hard - even more than Cazzie honking at her neighbour, the cat fell off my lap :D:D:D
  • BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    planets wrote: »
    Couldn't you just cut the arse out of your Poison Ivy outfit?:D

    LOL @ planets.

    Well yes I could, but as the lycra is rather tight, my backside may bulge out the hole and make it look like a boil waiting to burst.

    Probably best to stick to trousers legs.

    Oh, you have made me laugh.

    Time for me to eat. Keeping honking in my absence, I shall return.

    HONK!

    :)
  • racol5racol5 Posts: 3,216
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    Oh my lord! ...:blush:

    HONK :D
  • BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    Made me laugh so hard - even more than Cazzie honking at her neighbour, the cat fell off my lap :D:D:D

    Oddly enough Danger it's made me roar of laughter too.

    Is it normal to make oneself crack up with laughter? LOL!

    :):)
  • Kris2009Kris2009 Posts: 134
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    even the angels are honking, listen

    HONK the herald angels sing
    "Glory to the new found King!'

    YAY! :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,158
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    *Throws Sas an ice pack* Now stop being so RUDE! >:(

    :D

    Thank you for adding to my enlightenment and truth, I will be forever grateful and will embrace your truth (and icepack) to my heart. HONK !
  • hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    quasimoron wrote: »
    The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.

    Let go of that negativity quasi :)

    Stand with your legs as far apart as your shoulders, raise your arms and stretch them as far as you can. Take a moment to contemplate all the love in the universe, then use your arms to draw it into your heart

    There ... better ?

    Now all you need to do is learn to think in circles and you'll get your poncho, beads, and very own dream-catcher :D
  • DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,728
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    Oddly enough Danger it's made me roar of laughter too.

    Is it normal to make oneself crack up with laughter? LOL!

    :):)

    Probably not but we all do it ... right? :blush:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,158
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    BlueStreak wrote: »
    LOL @ planets.

    Well yes I could, but as the lycra is rather tight, my backside may bulge out the hole and make it look like a boil waiting to burst.

    Probably best to stick to trousers legs.

    Oh, you have made me laugh.

    Time for me to eat. Keeping honking in my absence, I shall return.

    HONK!

    :)

    LMAO here !! HONK !
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,158
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    Kris2009 wrote: »
    HONK the herald angels sing
    "Glory to the new found King!'

    YAY! :D

    Sing it loud and proud fellow Honker !
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,158
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    Let go of that negativity quasi :)

    Stand with your legs as far apart as your shoulders, raise your arms and stretch them as far as you can. Take a moment to contemplate all the love in the universe, then use your arms to draw it into your heart

    There ... better ?

    Now all you need to do is learn to think in circles and you'll get your poncho, beads, and very own dream-catcher :D

    And if Quasi is very lucky, maybe a monkey in a rectangular hoop too ! YAY !
  • Chief KegwinChief Kegwin Posts: 835
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    Kris2009 wrote: »
    HONK the herald angels sing
    "Glory to the new found King!'

    YAY! :D

    that`s the spirit. HONK!.....YAY!
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