Ash is a goddamn robot!

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 14:55

Stick with the flute player, she's a dirty one.

zebedee · 04/08/10 - 15:06

My God........ she gets him a not guilty verdict, turns out he did do it, and then tries to killl HER ! :eek:

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 15:15

that's enough about tortoises in the desert, let's talk about you mother

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 15:36

So....we're living in some kind of computer simulation so that machines can turn us into Duracells?

bruce9651 · 04/08/10 - 18:09

I think half a tonne of T.N.T. be enough to blow off the back doors of a van

:D:D

grimtales1 · 04/08/10 - 18:33

zebedee wrote: »

My God........ she gets him a not guilty verdict, turns out he did do it, and then tries to killl HER ! :eek:

I havent seen that! :eek:

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 18:35

don't worry Mr Vader, no-one could ever get a rocket down that vent

Andy Birkenhead · 04/08/10 - 20:53

An organ tune with only five notes ??
They won't like THAT, whatever planet they're from !

zebedee · 04/08/10 - 21:01

grimtales1 wrote: »

I havent seen that! :eek:

Jagged Edge

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 21:09

it's very reassuring to know that the 9000 series has never made a mistake, HAL

Andy Birkenhead · 04/08/10 - 21:12

Well, he SAID he'd be back !

[Deleted User] · 04/08/10 - 22:10

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client.
The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client.
The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

jenzie · 04/08/10 - 22:48

omG

the drums are full of SAAAAAAAAAND!!!

i'll kill you you mental ******* aussie!!!!!!

bruce9651 · 05/08/10 - 20:42

Note to one self before invading earth
Get flu jab
Update anti-virus software on defence shields

Andy Birkenhead · 05/08/10 - 20:48

Ooo - "The Lament Configuration".
What happens when I solve this ancient Chinese puzzle box ?

[Deleted User] · 05/08/10 - 21:10

you mean i've been in Kansas all the time?

bruce9651 · 05/08/10 - 21:25

Actually it was the airplanes that killed the beast NOT beauty

[Deleted User] · 05/08/10 - 22:15

Lieutenant Dan... new legs!

L_Silverwolf · 05/08/10 - 22:25

And he woke up and it was all a dream...

... Or did he?

Dai13371 · 06/08/10 - 11:13

floopy123 wrote: »

And the alien bursting out of Kane's chest looks like a muppet!

Complete with fancy hat and cane. Does a mean dance that puts Fred Astaire to shame

boxx · 06/08/10 - 11:29

Locke's his own dad.

[Deleted User] · 06/08/10 - 12:07

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

err well actually there can be quite a few, but let's for the sake of dramatic tension stick with the ONE thing for now

[Deleted User] · 06/08/10 - 12:20

The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

brangdon · 06/08/10 - 22:10

The Snark was a Boojum.

Andy Birkenhead · 07/08/10 - 13:22

"Hmmmm. Camp Crystal Lake. Sounds delightful ! Sorry - 'Jason' ? . Who's that ??"

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