Is there an easy way too poop in a dressing gown?

paulsmithfan · 27/11/10 - 13:32

With the wintery conditions I wear a dressing gown in the house. My issue is if I need to do a poop I have to take it off and get cold....or I try to delay it. Just wondered if any one had a technique to poop with it done? I did think about putting it over head but I think that might be a bit suspicious.

RussellIan · 27/11/10 - 13:33

I usually go in the toilet.

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 13:34

Eh? Why do you have to take it off? What do you think women in dresses/skirts do?

paulsmithfan · 27/11/10 - 13:36

elke21 wrote: »

Eh? Why do you have to take it off? What do you think women in dresses/skirts do?

I thought they would just take it off? I am worried it will fall into the toilet and also I have no idea how I would wipe up as I have to stand up when wiping.

gemma-the-husky · 27/11/10 - 13:48

ooh er missus.

take it off. it's not the antarctic

paulsmithfan · 27/11/10 - 13:56

gemma-the-husky wrote: »

ooh er missus.

take it off. it's not the antarctic

It can get very cold in my bathroom and so would prefer to keep it on.

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 14:03

paulsmithfan wrote: »

I thought they would just take it off? I am worried it will fall into the toilet and also I have no idea how I would wipe up as I have to stand up when wiping.

How can it fall into the toilet when your rear is covering the hole? Adapt and overcome!
Man-up!

paulsmithfan · 27/11/10 - 14:06

elke21 wrote: »

How can it fall into the toilet when your rear is covering the hole? Adapt and overcome!
Man-up!

I don't wipe sitting down so even if it does not fall in the hole when I stand up to wipe it could fall in there and on top of that I would have to use one hand to hold it up so I can wipe with the other which is very difficult.

DaisyBumbleroot · 27/11/10 - 14:13

paulsmithfan wrote: »

I don't wipe sitting down so even if it does not fall in the hole when I stand up to wipe it could fall in there and on top of that I would have to use one hand to hold it up so I can wipe with the other which is very difficult.

eh? dont your arse cheeks squish the leftovers like a rorschach test?

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 14:16

I usually gather it up and bring it round to one side and hold it on my lap so its well clear of the toilet! No need to take it off!

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 14:17

Wear it back to front. Problem solved.

paulsmithfan · 27/11/10 - 14:17

mrs_buckley wrote: »

I usually gather it up and bring it round to one side and hold it on my lap so its well clear of the toilet! No need to take it off!

Thanks I will give that a try!

The scream · 27/11/10 - 14:19

DaisyBumbleroot wrote: »

eh? dont your arse cheeks squish the leftovers like a rorschach test?

Hahahhahahahahahahahah

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 14:24

I don't wipe sitting down so even if it does not fall in the hole when I stand up to wipe it could fall in there and on top of that I would have to use one hand to hold it up so I can wipe with the other which is very difficult.

Actually it really isn't that difficult. Do you use both hands to wipe?

Leeham · 27/11/10 - 14:24

Put it on back to front?

[Deleted User] · 27/11/10 - 14:25

Is the OP standing in his bathroom, clenching his bum-cheeks & crying, whilst typing this from a Blackberry until the desired solution is found before he poops himself? Just wondering...

Roger More · 27/11/10 - 14:26

Good Grief!

susie-4964 · 27/11/10 - 14:43

I can SORT of identify with the problem (if it's real, which is not certain). I hurt my arm a few years ago, nothing broken, but torn ligaments, and I literally didn't have the strength in my arm to pull up a pair of knickers - going to the loo one-handed was very difficult!