Seriously? You felt the carpet for semen stains from your brother??!
Added to this the fact that you viewed the material he watched, and are suggesting getting him back over for "punishment"....I'm wondering if he really is the one who's sexually repressed and not you ;-)
Sibling lurve is going down tonight!
Remember to use protection though,... 3 headed babies would be unfortunate
For now I would :
delete history
delete anything he has obviously downloaded
run CCleaner to get rid of unwanted files
overwrite all unused space (a CCleaner option)
Change your password and don't tell him.
There will probably still be some traces, but not that you would find with a casual search.
Don't forget to delete this thread then
Burn your laptop
Bury it in the garden
Make sure you put enough chloride of lime in there to disinfect it
Cut off penis
Cut off hands
Burn and lime those too
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
My brother came round to my place today whilst i was at work and i just discovered he had been watching porn on my laptop. Nothing nasty by the looks of it. However I'm worried if anyone else sees it as my family is very prude and i'm worried i'll get sent to the nut house. Will anyone be able to trace it if i delete it from the history. My bro must be sexually repressed!
I can't believe no-one's yet asked you what bro was watching.
You must have had a look?
Also, if you felt around the carpet what would you have done if you put your hand in his wet patch
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
How did you know he had been watching porn? Did you check the history yourself? If so, that's a bit sneaky checking up on what he was doing....;-)
Btw, I don't see why someone would need to be carted off to the 'nuthouse' for watching porn. Millions upon millions of men and women the world over watch it!
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
You should be a good sister and go out and get him some kleenex... You can order some online with Amazon. The below review shows they're perfect for your particular situation
I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank.
This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze.
This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical.
The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this.
The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?"
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
Just how old is the brother lol? It's only porn, it's not like he had intercourse on your sofa lol. I'd be more worried that you went around checking the floor. Now that's strange. Although I'm not quite sure why anybody would go around to their sisters house to watch porn.
That review thing has made me laugh way more than it should have done lol.
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
oooooh! thats disgusting!!! hes got a gf anyway though she looks a bit strange. I suspose i shouldn't have felt it all over, didn't really think!! thankfully it was dry! hmmm maybe i won't look in the bin though. Hes not answering his phone now, will ring the homeline and get Mum to go tell him to answer it. oooh brothers! I feel sorry for my doggy now
You've jumped the shark with this post. Have you even got a brother with a funny looking girlfriend and a penchant for doggy porn?
oh Christ, I mean the dog was at home. He'd gone round to let her out and keep her company. Also I wasn't snooping the website was left up on the screen! Then I had a look at the history to see what else he'd been up to!
oh Christ, I mean the dog was at home. He'd gone round to let her out and keep her company. Also I wasn't snooping the website was left up on the screen! Then I had a look at the history to see what else he'd been up to!
oh Christ, I mean the dog was at home. He'd gone round to let her out and keep her company. Also I wasn't snooping the website was left up on the screen! Then I had a look at the history to see what else he'd been up to!
I will be sure to buy some Kleenex tissues then!
ah...that makes a bit more sense. I'd have thought that most blokes who view porn on their sisters laptop would be a bit more careful about covering their tracks - seems more than a bit odd to just leave it on screen
ah...that makes a bit more sense. I'd have thought that most blokes who view porn on their sisters laptop would be a bit more careful about covering their tracks - seems more than a bit odd to just leave it on screen
What would make more sense is for the brother to w*nk in his own house lol.
Op seems like a great sister, does the brother drive a pick up and eat rib roast and corn on the cob????.. Op I would keep your hand out of your brothers wet patches from now on
oh Christ, I mean the dog was at home. He'd gone round to let her out and keep her company. Also I wasn't snooping the website was left up on the screen! Then I had a look at the history to see what else he'd been up to!
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Sibling lurve is going down tonight!
Remember to use protection though,... 3 headed babies would be unfortunate
Utter Filth
You should lick the carpet to be 100% sure
Don't forget to delete this thread then
Burn your laptop
Bury it in the garden
Make sure you put enough chloride of lime in there to disinfect it
Cut off penis
Cut off hands
Burn and lime those too
The last part might be tricky
Must try harder.
I can't believe no-one's yet asked you what bro was watching.
You must have had a look?
Also, if you felt around the carpet what would you have done if you put your hand in his wet patch
How did you know he had been watching porn? Did you check the history yourself? If so, that's a bit sneaky checking up on what he was doing....;-)
Btw, I don't see why someone would need to be carted off to the 'nuthouse' for watching porn. Millions upon millions of men and women the world over watch it!
You should be a good sister and go out and get him some kleenex... You can order some online with Amazon. The below review shows they're perfect for your particular situation
I'm scared to ask this...but why?
That review thing has made me laugh way more than it should have done lol.
Lolwhat.
Are you sure it's not you who is the prude? ;-)
I will be sure to buy some Kleenex tissues then!
I don't think the dog will mind too much.
ah...that makes a bit more sense. I'd have thought that most blokes who view porn on their sisters laptop would be a bit more careful about covering their tracks - seems more than a bit odd to just leave it on screen
That is actually a good and constructive suggestion since 'adult sites', along with torrents and .ru Russian websites, are prime sources of malware.
What would make more sense is for the brother to w*nk in his own house lol.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
excuse me but i'm not making it up for sexual whatever, you're disgusting!
This is totally made up
I/10 op
Epic fail