First episode when Stacey asks about smoking on Daves coach
"**** and weed, glue and speed, but I draw the line at crack. That way we all know where we stand"
Next time you're all dining out at the local Harvester etc, who's gonna order corn on the cob?:eek: and if there is one left, who's gonna ask if anyone wants it?:D
these, along with the line from when mick finds the dead body..can't remember the exact line. I think it's the whole scene to be honest, the build up.
"It's the last thing you expect to find when you come into work in the morning"
I liked it when he said "I was talking to them for 30 minutes" and it cuts to Barry where Ness says "He'll have been talking to them for at least half an hour"
I can't remember the line exactly but one of my favourites is when Doris comments that one of the neighbours "looks a right knob" on her mobility scooter. Such filthy words you don't expect from a sweet old lady!
Gavin: You've only ever had one girlfriend and she's just turned 17 so forgive me if I don't hang on your every word regarding my own love life Smithy: 17 and 3 quarters actually and she just got 90% in her driving theory and her test is in two weeks but whatever.
Haha I just love it cus 17/18 year olds are always bragging about what they get in their driving tests!xxxxxx
I love the fact we never see Lucy but everything we hear about her underlines how young she is.
Pam to Stacey: "I'm not bein funny Stace but you wanna get a life, what you said right there was really boring! I mean I can juggle with the best of them, but that? I switched off after banana"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha was on the floor in tears!!! How many times have you wished you had the brass neck to say that to someone!!
Pam to Stacey: "I'm not bein funny Stace but you wanna get a life, what you said right there was really boring! I mean I can juggle with the best of them, but that? I switched off after banana"
LOL I love three steaks Pam!
Dawn: "You've been a right nasty bastard today Pete"
First episode when Stacey asks about smoking on Daves coach
"**** and weed, glue and speed, but I draw the line at crack. That way we all know where we stand"
Bryn: "I don't want anyone in this room being raped, myself included"
I love Bryn when he's stressed about Gwen's birthday barn dance and they are told she is arriving and he goes into a mad frenzy telling everyone to be quiet and where to stand, but Ted (Is that his name?) stands telling a story about how he thought he was going to be late. Bryn repeatedly says "Ted, shh" before screaming at him "Ted, just SHUT UP!!"
Doris complaining about the salad (it has been mentioned already but it's so good it deserves another) "Oi! Fatty! Where's my cash?" Gold!
Technically not a quote but just a brilliant moment...Bryn singing Something Inside So Strong with Doris on drums!
Also, I think it's Gavin who says: "Hey! It's Woody from Toy Story" talking about Bryn's barn dance outfit.
I'll probably end up posting loads more in here...good thread...it's had me laughing so much.
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My favourite bit of the third series
Margaret John steals every scene she's in - be it Gavin & Stacey, High Hopes, even The Mighty Boosh
What I loved about that was later, Ness was talking to Dave outside the church - 'I've still got some of Doris's money'
And her face in the reception when Smithy said there wasn't even any salad - 'WHAT?'
You forgot
Brynlar........
My favourite Doris line:
"To tell you the truth Gwen, I'm twatted"
Great in the accent.
"Oh Neil, it's me, Nessa, your mother."
My favourite too!
"**** and weed, glue and speed, but I draw the line at crack. That way we all know where we stand"
these, along with the line from when mick finds the dead body..can't remember the exact line. I think it's the whole scene to be honest, the build up.
Smithy - 'I mean your gonna be massive, collosal...'
I liked it when he said "I was talking to them for 30 minutes" and it cuts to Barry where Ness says "He'll have been talking to them for at least half an hour"
Stacey: Yes
Nessa: The razor's by the sink.
I love the fact we never see Lucy but everything we hear about her underlines how young she is.
"She's at a 6th form netball tournament".
"She's on her geography fieldtrip".
"Lucy spent ages colouring those maps in!"
"She's at her gymkhana".
"Owain Hughes. And before you ask, no I don't:)."
Pam to Stacey: "I'm not bein funny Stace but you wanna get a life, what you said right there was really boring! I mean I can juggle with the best of them, but that? I switched off after banana"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha was on the floor in tears!!! How many times have you wished you had the brass neck to say that to someone!!
LOL I love three steaks Pam!
Dawn: "You've been a right nasty bastard today Pete"
Nessa: How did the t-shirt go down Bryn?
Bryn: Mixed reviews!
This one had me laughing
LOL - I love this one!
Beat me to it... Doris every time... also the "completely twa**ted" line if I can say it on here..
I love Bryn when he's stressed about Gwen's birthday barn dance and they are told she is arriving and he goes into a mad frenzy telling everyone to be quiet and where to stand, but Ted (Is that his name?) stands telling a story about how he thought he was going to be late. Bryn repeatedly says "Ted, shh" before screaming at him "Ted, just SHUT UP!!"
Doris complaining about the salad (it has been mentioned already but it's so good it deserves another) "Oi! Fatty! Where's my cash?" Gold!
Technically not a quote but just a brilliant moment...Bryn singing Something Inside So Strong with Doris on drums!
Also, I think it's Gavin who says: "Hey! It's Woody from Toy Story" talking about Bryn's barn dance outfit.
I'll probably end up posting loads more in here...good thread...it's had me laughing so much.
And Rudi: "Yeah, yeah it's great..... Pavarotti!"
Literally just seen this.
G&S never fails to make me laugh even though I've seen it loads of times before.
she was in the mighty boosh? when??