Denise: She’s a right slapper, her. Barbara: I feel a bit sorry for her, with them two kids. She’s had it hard. Denise: She likes it hard. That’s her trouble
Denise: She’s a right slapper, her. Barbara: I feel a bit sorry for her, with them two kids. She’s had it hard. Denise: She likes it hard. That’s her trouble
The scene when Barbara was doing Nana's hair
Nana was talking about the posh meal out her friends had had
Nana said" then they had crepes afterwards"
Barbara said" I should think they did, after eating that lot"!
Had a quick look to see if already mentioned, but couldn't see it
I liked it when Nana went up on the stairlift, waving royally to Jim, who was bowing to her
Barbara: Poor Anthony,he’s got no confidence. Jim has knocked it out of him calling him a lanky streak of piss all the time
Denise: yeah...well he has got a point there
Denise after Dave has been flirting with Beverley Macca:
''She was round him like flies round shit, And you're the shit (To Dave), And she's not even the fly because she's too fat to be the fly and she's the shit and that's what they are the two shovels of shit''
Nana trying to make a sandwich on Dave and Denise's wedding day:
''Have you got a bit of piccalilli for this cheese Barbara, i don't like to root on't wedding day''
Barbara: How's your diet going Cheryl?
Cheryl: Erm, I've lost half a stone.
Barbara: Have you? Oh Cheryl that's wonderful. Well done!
Denise: That's loads that Cheryl.
Cheryl: No I don't mean half a stone I mean half a pound.
Barbara: Oh. Oh well it's going in the right direction.
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Barbara: Jim! Shit and Piss, it’s Sunday dinner!
Nana reminiscing about her old best friend Betty:
Mary: do you ever hear from her Norma?
Nana: no I never liked her even when we were best friends
Denise: She’s a right slapper, her.
Barbara: I feel a bit sorry for her, with them two kids. She’s had it hard.
Denise: She likes it hard. That’s her trouble
One of my favourites 😂
She’s a dirty cow her
Nana was talking about the posh meal out her friends had had
Nana said" then they had crepes afterwards"
Barbara said" I should think they did, after eating that lot"!
Had a quick look to see if already mentioned, but couldn't see it
I liked it when Nana went up on the stairlift, waving royally to Jim, who was bowing to her
Denise: yeah...well he has got a point there
"its only natural Dad"
"So is having a shite and I wouldn't do that in the bloody living room"
"where have you put the van Dave? Just in case we have to tell the police later"
I paid a quid for these underpants I’ve got 50p of it stuck up my arse
Barbara: Trevor McDonald.
Mary: Ohhhh Barbara. What a fitting tribute to the man.
Mary: Just remember, we're Mary and Joseph. Like in the Bible. But we've got Cheryl, not Jesus.
Cracks me up every time.
(waters break) Denise....are you sure it wasn't just a great big p**s?
(on the way out) Tell the driver to follow that star
RT is a genius
''She was round him like flies round shit, And you're the shit (To Dave), And she's not even the fly because she's too fat to be the fly and she's the shit and that's what they are the two shovels of shit''
Nana trying to make a sandwich on Dave and Denise's wedding day:
''Have you got a bit of piccalilli for this cheese Barbara, i don't like to root on't wedding day''
Cheryl: Erm, I've lost half a stone.
Barbara: Have you? Oh Cheryl that's wonderful. Well done!
Denise: That's loads that Cheryl.
Cheryl: No I don't mean half a stone I mean half a pound.
Barbara: Oh. Oh well it's going in the right direction.
' oh Jim, she's got her nose pierced'
Jim ' bloody hell, Piggy spice'
Nana "Elsie's daughter Marion went to London to see something. What was it Barbara?"
Barbara"Was it Cats?"
Norma"No it was a musical"
About Richard Branson
"You can't imagine him in a record shop can you, with his beard"
"What's his beard got to do with it"
Nana: i am stopping over on minnellium night aren't i? I wouldn't want to miss it.
Jim: why what was the last one like Norma? (Laughs uncontrollably)
Jim (after Denises waters break): Are you sure if wasn't just a great big piss love?
"Nothing, it's on the catalogue"
"No ta Barbara I can't stand that shite".
"Would you like an avocaat then?"
"Er go on then. Can you stick some lemonade in it please Barbara"
"Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary......."